happy birthday alexis!!!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤

colins family runs a film festival in town every year and we always help with it and we came home to take a break in between events today and I passed out on the couch for 4 hours and he told me to just stay home and rest so I didn't have to help tonight and I feel so guilty about it

alright fine I gave a child one of my labubus (it was colin's niece and even though she already likes me im desperate to be her favorite)

screaming crying throwing up that I can't make it to this stream

the joe jonas lyric "if im supposed to be here, why do I cry" is so basic and simple but it sure hits

I need someone to write fanfiction about franklin jonas and his banjo player rn thank u

we're being confident in our body tonight even though it's very scary!!!!! also I lost the plot with my makeup, don't talk to me like that

never seen anything more beautiful (im talking about the raising cane's down there like a block away from the hotel)

my partner got bat wings for the cats.....aza is upset

why does everyone hate on the almond joy. What a simple and good candy

before september I hadn't listened to an audio book in years, then I listed to all of these plus another 4!!!

also im glad I finally started reading some things other than gay smut so I can talk about books with my parents, especially my dad who spends 75% of his day reading

during dinner with my parents I used "the other day" to refer to something that happened yesterday and also something that happened 3 months ago

just remembered we have to talk to rinko :/ twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

I'm here once again to complain about how dumb and frustrating it is so be super excited for a trip and feel that way for weeks leading up to it and then feel deep deep dread and anxiety as soon as it's actually time for the trip

I've been so used to my trips being like 5-7 days this year, this one is basically 2.5 and I packed 7 shirts and 5 pairs of pants before I realized what I was doing

walking around the house, doing laundry, and packing while listening to everything is tuberculosis and crying

me hoping the ring camera notification is the mail with my treats being delivered but it's just a squirrel standing on the railing

Why'd y'all have to get into bingo when I don't have any time to play. I want to play bingo with the gay people in my phone

I was trying to type 'sprout' (animal name) and accidentally typed 'sopurt', I wanna go back to bed

happy birthday @witchsocks.bsky.social!!!!

I leave tuesday night after work to stay with my parents so my friend and I can leave from there to drive to denver wednesday morning and I have SO much to do at work tomorrow and tuesday I am stressed but I'm so excited for my trip I just want it to be time already!!! Ah!!!

The lesbians in the Bumble commercial are “Pepita and Manon” like yeah of course that’s their names

alexis is also 1 follower away from 200 so even if you don't wanna watch, come follow!!!!

the new jonas brothers album is so funny for me as a long time fan of them bc literally every song sounds like another song/another band, including one song literally sampling another, but like......they're all bops and it might be my favorite album of theirs since a little bit longer lmao

im gonna dye my hair and listen to my sad audiobook, the vibes are gonna be insane today

you vs the girl she tells you not to worry about #toontownrewritten

Here's my work to do list and my awful handwriting

divas im so tired tinyurl.com/ypsfbphh

I have to do a very time consuming and tedious task that isn't necessarily difficult but just.....time consuming and tedious and I keep just quietly screaming bc it's so much Anyway, I have to lock in and focus on it so if you see me on here, yell at me

is that okay???

serving cunt in a god honoring way on silent hill twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

I've put a bunch (3) of charms on my phone [and ordered a bunch (5) more] and it definitely just sounds like I'm jingling keys in my ear when I talk on the phone so, sorry to anyone who calls me or I call for the foreseeable future

someone donated $69 and I was like hehe silly number so I look to see if they put a note with it and it was a donation in memory of someone and they put in the note "I'm donating this amount because she would have laughed. And I loved hearing her laugh." so now I'm in tears!!!

the worst part about unboxing videos is that I can't redo them if I want my genuine reaction included and my genuine reaction is sure weird sometimes, oh well

ive been eating a lot of suckers bc of my anxiety and now I can't stop thinking of @julieregina.bsky.social's classmate cutting off the tip of his nose every time

the one "reoccurring" dream I have that I can remember is if I need to pee in real life while I'm sleeping, I'll dream that I'm in some public place with multiple toilets in an open space and I have to pee in front of everyone, but in the dreams I never end up actually peeing. What is that

only young sexy and fly bitches are playing roblox tonight twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

more unboxing!!!

we have had this lil desk hammock for months and aza (famously huge fan of the cat hammocks) just realized she can lay in it

it's 8:11pm and I'm considering just getting into bed

I love this lil corner of the internet so MUCH I need to yell about it!!!!!

cw: cancer turns out he sort of does!! But they found out by removing a tumor and biopsying it so they think they got it all but he just has to do chemo basically forever bc it's so likely to come back 🤗🤗🤗🤗 hes in good spirits and feeling good so far so I'm gonna try be in good spirits too but jfc

a bunch of people named daniel donated to us for some reason and I can't stop yelling "daniel!" in joe's transatlantic accent

every monday we get a deposit of all of our online transactions and I have to put them in the system under the customer so we have record of it for our donor software and stuff and theres usually 10-20 transactions and it takes me 45-60 minutes. There are /hundreds/ of transactions in todays deposit

big dink nink twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

my ex girlfriend got married on the date of the anniversary of the one direction concert we went to together and I just think there's something about that

if my brain wasnt broken from antidepressants and also depression/anxiety the 'great memory' one would be accurate so I'm saying this is all spot on

finch........what is this