still very zooted from the surgery but baby bink did so good!!! she’s home and thriving in her little dinosaur bandage 🥰

oh to be a cat on a flip flop in a ray of sunshine

hoping you’re all doing great on this tuesday amen

very happy for all of you that secured hayley williams tickets. no really im so happy for you.

she has a six pack of busch and a pack of marbs in the back seat. hop in we’re moving.

just thumbing through some receipts @thebutchprincess.bsky.social @reidie.com

what if i streamed and it’s just us watching old unsolved mysteries episodes and we’re all trying to get to the bottom of things

if you’re not watching the david attenborough gorilla documentary on netflix i just don’t know what to tell you

today was christmas for Binky bc she woke up to 2 NEW MR. MONKEES + the weed that goes in his ass from auntie @alexisdotgov.bsky.social 💖💖💖

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET KARIS i hope your day is filled with love and dragons and plenty of buckets for all of their fluids 💖💖💖

just bought my reader friend her first kindle for her bday right before we go on vacation i’m so excited

mr. monkee’s arm finally detached i feel like a mom when their baby’s belly button falls out or whatever

tomodachi monday babes

🫦

my clear phone case is yellowing should mail it to joe

he’s little and ready for adventure 🥹 thank you @ro-the-mo.bsky.social 💖

june 6!

oh

we reserved this entire pool for the chat pool party and no one showed up 😞 (jk there’s just no one here even though it’s like 90 degrees)

updates from Bajoonga Island:

walking out of walmart with 12 ipads shoved up my ass so i can watch everyone’s streams at once

LET THE RAIN FALL DOWN AND WAKE MY DREAMS

joe any time he tarot reads for chat

dreaming of running away to korok forest 🍃🪾

once i’m able to pronounce arnold palmer or frank lloyd wright correctly the first time its over for everyone

i love bitching

the sads are encroaching i need shooters on all sides!!!!!!!!!

FINALLY GOT DECENT SLEEP LETS GOOOOOO

ok but what about the resurrection of peamis and jormothy

you wouldn’t fool april

ur either funny or good at math (please tell me this is true)

HAY BABY GURL WHATCHA DOIN TONITE I WANNA SEE WHAT U GOT IN STAUUUURRRRR

i’m not hungover you’re hungover

i’m spinning like a ballerinaaaaa (bc friends)

FISHBOB BEACH PARTY READYYYY ☀️🏖️

please look at this picture of my cat with rainbow feet. thank you.

opening the mail to analog screenshots from The Lesbians™ 😌 @lesbianashley.bsky.social @whooisjulia.bsky.social

yeah i’m already obsessed with tomodachi life

niche

is anyone else posting and getting immediately reposted by bots or is that just a me problem?

it’s a big day for salem and hims little toof

who is this

vulnerable post: i just found out that rain on me isn’t a sober anthem (i thought it was ‘i’d rather be drunk but at least i’m alive’)

“ohh woww mandy i love ur monchhichi airtag keychain” THANKS MY LASHLEY GOT IT FOR ME

@reidie.com something to think about

i used to have roast beef :) and now i do not :(

i’m sick on international women’s day (misogynistic) but i got the weird little guy i wanted so igbok ❤️💙💛

I just received AirTag® Keychain - Monchhichi™ Red | Default Title from lesbianashley via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/mothmandy #throne

Salem chipped his tooth and requires surgery😔 I will be hosting a fundraiser on Twitch in two weeks!! MARCH 20th!! 3PM-10PM ET There is zero pressure to donate, anything is appreciated!! ❤️ I’ll be sharing my cookie recipe, singing, gaming, dressing up and more!

me when i forget to take my lexapro for 3 days