where is eric

1 like= punch to my firework loving neighbor’s face

i’m gonna do it i’m gonna buy some blates

🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂 @ro-the-mo.bsky.social 💖 you are so cherished by so many and I’m thankful to have you as a friend!!

i love waking up to a buffet of drunk eric posts to repost from

always the hashbrown never the rosemary potato

if no one has told you today, you are wonderful and special and inherently hot just by being part of this community!!!!!!!!!!

happy ankleversary to me and all the metal that holds me together 💖

🚶‍♀️🫘🫸😭🫷my clit fell on the ground 🥺😔 would u pick up my bean 🤞❓or would you keep it for yourself 🤨🤔 and be greedy ⁉️😤

nothing says rise and shine like waking up in a pool of blood bc you decided to have a cute little 4 am nosebleed ❤️

I wonder if I got scabies 😍

pee is stored in the balls and groove is stored in the heart

armed to the teeth with the last mommy and baby lumi glotions at ulta. can’t believe this is my life 😄

MUD MUD MUD 💚 @potcake216.bsky.social

do you guys think i’ll ever lock in

CAM IS ONLY 6 FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 300 BTW!!!! IF UR NOT FOLLOWING UR BEING HOMOPHOBIC DURING PRIDE MONTH!!!!

what if i started playing banjo wouldn’t that be wild

she will protect me she will keep me safe

IF YOU MISSED THE TAXI TO THE CLUB IM GIVING PIGGYBACK RIDES FOR THE NEXT HALF HOUR

it took my paralives character half an in-game day to get over burning a piece of toast. the realism.

let there be a thousand blossoms bloom 🌸

computahh give them a pink bikini and jorts

i just wanted to hop on here and say thank you guys for always liking my bluesky posts i have a few more dropping soon so keep your eyes peeled

TR GOT ME A GAMING PC A REAL LIFE GAMING PC FOR REAL GAMERS

IF UR IN LINE STAY IN LINE (there are still some left!)

feeling so maternal towards him i’m gonna be sick

bibbed up and diaped up

DRAINING THREES (winning turts)

all i wanna do on this vacation is mermaids in the ocean and also buy a bucket hat

shortly after this i slipped in the shower and busted my bare butt balls and back

exiting my chambers to tell chat goodnight and sweat dreems

From the Greeks – dexterity, from the Hungarians – the agility of a lion. The southerners will share with you the fire of their souls, The English – their courtesy and cool wit. Turn the French character to your advantage. And thus enrich your homeland. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

oop found my next crochet project

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one (1) boot with the fur

still very zooted from the surgery but baby bink did so good!!! she’s home and thriving in her little dinosaur bandage 🥰

oh to be a cat on a flip flop in a ray of sunshine

hoping you’re all doing great on this tuesday amen

very happy for all of you that secured hayley williams tickets. no really im so happy for you.

she has a six pack of busch and a pack of marbs in the back seat. hop in we’re moving.

just thumbing through some receipts @thebutchprincess.bsky.social @reidie.com

what if i streamed and it’s just us watching old unsolved mysteries episodes and we’re all trying to get to the bottom of things

if you’re not watching the david attenborough gorilla documentary on netflix i just don’t know what to tell you

today was christmas for Binky bc she woke up to 2 NEW MR. MONKEES + the weed that goes in his ass from auntie @alexisdotgov.bsky.social 💖💖💖

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET KARIS i hope your day is filled with love and dragons and plenty of buckets for all of their fluids 💖💖💖

just bought my reader friend her first kindle for her bday right before we go on vacation i’m so excited

mr. monkee’s arm finally detached i feel like a mom when their baby’s belly button falls out or whatever

tomodachi monday babes