you gotta know when to hode em, know when to fode em

“It’s the most wonderful time of the yearrrr” I sing as I cough so hard I almost piss myself and suck on my nebulizer tube

period? more like myriad..of cramps and pain!!

psssst be on the lookout 👀

omg what if today was his birthday and everyone wished him a happy one bc he’s the best person on the planet wouldn’t that be so wild @kingqorndog.bsky.social

I’ve entered a flow state

must’ve been the wind

if you care to find me diva look on the floor

I just finished a workout everybody pls clap

lava lamp update: OHWAOWWW

Also please don’t feel bad asking for a card if you’re not able to send one back I’m making special cards just for chat!!!!

hopping on the chat christmas card bandwagon pls dm me your address if you want one!!!!!

you’ve been doing a good job lately so you get to pick one (1) little guy from the little guy cart

wait who are frank and stein

bought a lava lamp and it’s gonna fix everything I think

enjoyed a lovely milkshake today but at what cost?

me scrolling the hmj feed

I laughed, I cried, I started a new farm 👩‍🌾

gimme yah heart 🕺 make it real 💃 or else FORGETABOUTIT

I want a cute funky fruit bowl why can’t I find a cute funky fruit bowl what is this hellscape

wh

stealing ur hearts and also ur valuables 🖤🤍

whose mother toilet needs shat

they are a family!!!!!!

he hot dog but he also cat 😌

WEEEEEEN

feeling whimsical today might stop and smell the roses or fuck around and look on the brighter side of things idk

beef strokin off for dinner 😍💯 hot wet slop 😛

my new coach bag that I’m gonna carry until I’m old and crusty!!!! and chomp!!

honeycrisp apples honeycrisp apples honeycrisp apples honeycrisp apples

ready for a long hard night of making this whore farm a whore home twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

love playing silly lil games and avin a laff

I found out Bush’s Baked Beans has a merch store 🫘

🚨SKULL PANDA UNBOXING PT 1🚨bc I knew Ro would yell at me if I didn’t record one

officially home from vacation and my cats ~do not care~

more iguana content!!! this diva loves mariah

i like to giggle … i like to laugh! but most of all these tiddies are fat 💯 GAYMEN🙏🏼

curaçao animal check!!!!

gonna be real nekkid out here this week

me now that I’ve gotten my grubby lil hands on a faux freckle pen

good boy quiet !!!!!

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seeing the divas pack out the bingo hall on a monday night brings me such great joy

oh we're pist tonight twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

How I get by every single day…

HELP I’m an idiot who doesn’t know what shampoo to use and now my hair is like straw from protein overload. What are some good deep conditioning products you guys use please and thank you I’m desperate

it’s dance or die

~the whole boulevard smells like broken dreams~