Oh I’m sorry are you saying you’re NOT listening to 8 minutes of Hannah Montana transition music?

ZORAAAA you angel!!! Thank you so much for being sweet 2 me ❤️ @witchsocks.bsky.social

@mothmandyy.bsky.social stopppp how did you know I was going to wake up with cramps and need a teddy bear warmie!! you are so sweet thank you so much 😭

dj fishbob keeping us entertained get in here!!

which one is the clown? hmm??? 🤡❄️ @sweetnessofbeing.bsky.social @mothmandyy.bsky.social @aescas.bsky.social @lesbianashley.bsky.social @carmbern.bsky.social @thebutchprincess.bsky.social

Am I… homesteading?

SHYRAAAA stoppp u spoil me ily!!!! 😭❤️ I never figured out the auto-thanking but thank you!! @mynameisshyra.bsky.social

YAYAYYAYAYAY LETS GO twitch.tv/zoralla

My wife was at the store and got this for me while I was in here talking about wanting it?? Marry someone who can read your mind

some recent crafties

favorite face sunscreen discontinued i’m gonna scream (taking recommendations for products that don’t smell like balloons and won’t get streaks on my glasses all day)

you get the LIMO out FRONT (oo-wa-oo)

i am a dbd newb yet played today on @calllmecam.bsky.social’s stream. i’m so grateful @thebutchprincess.bsky.social completed rosetta stone lashey

i love having fun it's really fun (tonight i had fun)

Acting normal with the barista after coming inside from the cold like

Abby Anderson wouldn’t skip even one day of cardio, but I wouldn’t k*** j*** with a g*** c***, so I think we’re even

I'm live but idk what we're doing this morning twitch.tv/kariskumquat

know your lore: “lashley” was coined by @thebutchprincess.bsky.social and was because of my beautiful and luscious lashes in roblox. it’s just a coincidence that lesbianashley can also be shortened to lashley.

what if i cried about how much i love u all

You ever rescue your wife when she has two flat tires?

*takes one unremarkable arm pump photo* Abby Anderson, I’m coming for your gig girl!!

This is what you’re missing when you’re not watching the PWHL

shhh it's just me shhhhhhh

i can stop playing the main story now. i unlocked the fishing minigame

what if i rebranded who would be scared

christmas music lovers, your time is almost up before you have to shove mariah and company back into the walls. I won’t tolerate a single note after midnight I stg!!!!!!!

fine okay FINE maybe life is beautiful or fucking whatever!!!!

Feeling vulnerable, posting loaf

2.5-hour long movie I can do this I can do this

I love the holidays. I love watching everyone become the meanest version of themselves. I love customer service and the totally normal way people behave during the month of December 🙂👍

OHHHHHHH i’m going to be so annoying about MUN4

Saturday snow day. Simmer pot on the stove. Two batches of cookies in the works. Records spinning. Zero effort leftovers for dinner. Maybe igbok?? Maybe.

what if i screamed

Yes, I'm watching Arcane again. No, I'm not okay!!

Not pictured: the little fart that squeaks out every time she does this

Oh to be a kitty snoring in a sunbeam

Big things coming this winter. Huge.

She was everything I dreamed of

Life with my wife since November 21st

After the anxiety spiked and I became the meanest person alive for .06 seconds

Who up shaking ass to Patsy Cline

How can I tell my dog that her tummy only hurts because she didn’t eat her breakfast when MY tummy hurts because I didn’t eat my breakfast?

Thinking about her………

Getting lovingly clocked is my favorite experience (the barista knew I wanted oat milk) 💖

Do you ever love your friends just like so much?

What if I told you I was right to stay home because a couple reportedly refused to leave the theater for even one moment to change their infant’s poopy diaper. They did it on a table! For eating! Right next to my wife!! Who does that!! Parents’ rights or whatever but that’s bathroom stuff mama!!

Moments before she tried to punch me in the face for giving her too many kisses 😔

How dare the algorithm catch on to my brand like this…

Can I help you??