i think we should all get more anti A1 NOW!

and if i tracked a little progress?

i hate self-evaluations. why do i have to set goals? my goal is to pay my bills. my goal is to do the bare minimum. my goal is to ignore phone calls until they send an email instead

just three lesbians as a lesbian popstar in a shooting game. it’s so beautiful if i think about it too hard i will start crying

gone deer watchin’

you ever make big plans to get shit done and then get derailed by the siren’s song of blind box dopamine? productivity rescheduled to tomorrow 😌 (feat. the adorable appa trinket dish that @mothmandyy.bsky.social made for me and I forgot to post bc bsky was down that day)

bubbline show coming soon igbok!!!!

Big week for fun!! 🍬👻🦦Gonna soak it all up extra good cos after this week, there will be no streams for TWO WEEKS!!😭😭 (QUICK! dissociate so u don’t cry) Cant wait 2 C U there!! 💚🩷

staring to lock in so fiercely yall won’t even believe

On Thursday we are celebrating Summerween!!! Get your best costumes ready! 👻 There will be lots of fun being had!! Games, movie, treats, and even a cute badge!! Oh and I’ll be carving a watermelon to start us off!! Hope 2 C U there💚🩷

IT GETS SO HOT

kissed in the car, felt eyes on us… do yall think he’s an ally or

married 8 years today!! never taking it for granted!! the fact that we found each other, that we can even call each other wife? it’s a tenuous privilege in this world. i hope we can do it forever. in fact, i know we will because being in love is really fun. okay i’m misty now bye 💕

j*** b***** when you *** it will be the second happiest day on earth. you will pay for your crimes against humanity and fishmanity and i will literally **** ***

i got my mud

CAM IS ONLY 6 FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 300 BTW!!!! IF UR NOT FOLLOWING UR BEING HOMOPHOBIC DURING PRIDE MONTH!!!!

can’t believe i won’t feed her straight from the grill

ahem redoing bc i typo'd the URL but you didn't see nobody saw GET IN HERE IT'S TIME twitch.tv/heycarmen

WE'RE AT THE CLUB!! Pre-show music now and the actual party starts at 8pm central! I'd love to see you there!! twitch.tv/heycarmen

sorry to every other dog in the world but she’s the cutest one

happy monday and more importantly, happy pride !! 🏳️‍🌈 here is what we're looking at this week: - mon / wed / fri : mass effect 2 ᯓ★ ┆ 4 pm central - tue / thurs : secret streams ~ could be anything !! ┆ midday central sending big hugs 𑣲⋆ ⊱ twitch.tv/zoralla ۫ ׅ ✧

Lets have some fun this week!! What do you say?!

watered the plants and found a toad napping under the strawberry leaves. she’s living the dream

afternoon date to the local gardens followed by chicken salad for dinner at 3:30pm. live every day like you’ve already been married for 50 beautiful years

imagining i’m the smallest toad in the prettiest clover patch and i’m wearing that flower that fell from that tree as a little hat and singing backing vocals for katie gavin oh and i guess i’m walking the dog in reality or whatever anyway this is actually a sign that i’m doing well mentally bye 💕

it's the last week of may !! .✦ ݁˖ let's get ready to pack it up and pack it in bc next month is pride !! - mon / wed / fri : mass effect 2 ᯓ★ ┆ 4 pm central - no planned secret streams but i wanna paliamaxx somewhere this week 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 be good to you 𑣲⋆ ⊱ twitch.tv/zoralla ۫ ׅ ✧

Inviting YOU to have fun with me and some lovely people this week!! 💜🎆

my wife told me i sound like chappell roan when i sing along to MUNA’s girl’s girl. taking this to the bank. putting it on my gravestone. looking for no holes in the logic. tattooing it on my face

orchard of choice lost all of their peaches in an untimely frost i’m not okay

i've never clipped so fast in my life @lesbianashley.bsky.social @whooisjulia.bsky.social

almost cried because i really want chicken salad but didn't think about it until my wife was already back from running errands. pms is something else

big day to be a doggy

BIG zoomies

a link up of chat’s worst lesbians (me, julia, and tessa) has been scheduled

go charge 🥹⚡️

hey so who tf fumbled katie gavin for weed i just want to talk

I’m sorry but nothing will ever be funnier to me than Garol and her yogurt sitting in an empty warehouse on North Brother Island

I thought I’d converted my wife to an Amazing Race fan because she’s started sitting in the room with me while I’m on the treadmill. I have since been informed that she just likes to watch my butt while she drinks her morning coffee. Flattering and devastating news.

so what if my finger falls off because i jabbed it with a thorn while trimming the roses yesterday? it’s an important one

nobody will ever understand how big it is for me that deborah vance went on celebrity amazing race. HUGE.

shyra always seeing, hoping for, believing in the best version of me 💕

@kariskumquat.bsky.social happy birthday karis you sweet angel you are so special to me and everyone here!! this feels like an international holiday we are so lucky you were born!!!!

didn’t think i had the energy but then i did. refusing to see the life lesson buried in this moment

you can’t quiet quit ME

OTTAWA CHARGE

imagine not being mad all the time that must be crazyyyy

are you kidding meeeeee

my wife has never found a four-leaf clover, so winnie and i always go on the hunt when we’re out walking. very lucky today!

🗣️ there’s always gonna be another mountain 🗣️ i’m always gonna wanna make it mooooove