sensitive today and mad at myself about it!!

What you can expect for tomorrow! 💕 see you there!! 🐈‍⬛

Like hello??

Thinking about the Miley Cyrus Something Beautiful visual album

Took my time with this one, but she’s done!

my wife took a picture of the cat on my lap yesterday

today’s morning routine included opening every window in the house! maybe everything WILL be okay!!!

Salem chipped his tooth and requires surgery😔 I will be hosting a fundraiser on Twitch in two weeks!! MARCH 20th!! 3PM-10PM ET There is zero pressure to donate, anything is appreciated!! ❤️ I’ll be sharing my cookie recipe, singing, gaming, dressing up and more!

We’re calling it a celebration of consistency. We’re calling it motivation. We’re calling it weird yellow lighting. We’re calling it ignoring my sweatband (it keeps my glasses up sorry I like to SEE)

holding my thumbnail between my teeth but not biting down like i'm that boy with the cigarette in that book

Hello this is my schedule for this week do u like it 🥹

Brutus the Buckeye big naturals

what if I rear-ended her do you think she’d catch my lesbianism

If you ever have the chance to avoid living somewhere with electric heat, do it. Just got my electric bill for the three weeks of colder-than-usual weather we had and 🫩

I’m absolutely, fully, completely, deeply overwhelmed by and grateful for the generosity of this silly, goofy, lovely group of people. To everyone who bullied me into reopening my throne just to spoil me on my birthday, THANK YOU!! My bsky integration is broken, so I’m tagging in replies here we go

it is mine and @thebutchprincess.bsky.social birthday tomorrow so please be very nice to us or we'll cry!!!!!

My wife has to translate certain social patterns of behavior for me and has informed me that my hair stylist is quietly trying to get me to move on 😭

why is nail biting the most impossible habit to kick like imagine not being a nail biter?? will never be me but I’m trying again and again and again an—

Happy Pisces season!! Who’s ready to cry!! (positive)

who’s gonna tell the dentist I’m too cute to be lectured about gumline recession

Will you be Winnie’s valentine? I gave her a bath today, so she’s extra fluffy and smells like sweet pea mango dog perfume 💐♥️

will surely be deleting but let me have this for just a second

something is better than nothing okay!!!

treading the line between being engaging and being annoying with my special interest: PWHL players in the Olympics edition

I'm here.... ARE U???

thinkin bout an iced capp and some timbits….

Oh I’m sorry are you saying you’re NOT listening to 8 minutes of Hannah Montana transition music?

ZORAAAA you angel!!! Thank you so much for being sweet 2 me ❤️ @witchsocks.bsky.social

@mothmandyy.bsky.social stopppp how did you know I was going to wake up with cramps and need a teddy bear warmie!! you are so sweet thank you so much 😭

dj fishbob keeping us entertained get in here!!

which one is the clown? hmm??? 🤡❄️ @sweetnessofbeing.bsky.social @mothmandyy.bsky.social @aescas.bsky.social @lesbianashley.bsky.social @carmbern.bsky.social @thebutchprincess.bsky.social

Am I… homesteading?

SHYRAAAA stoppp u spoil me ily!!!! 😭❤️ I never figured out the auto-thanking but thank you!! @mynameisshyra.bsky.social

YAYAYYAYAYAY LETS GO twitch.tv/zoralla

My wife was at the store and got this for me while I was in here talking about wanting it?? Marry someone who can read your mind

some recent crafties

favorite face sunscreen discontinued i’m gonna scream (taking recommendations for products that don’t smell like balloons and won’t get streaks on my glasses all day)

you get the LIMO out FRONT (oo-wa-oo)

i am a dbd newb yet played today on @calllmecam.bsky.social’s stream. i’m so grateful @thebutchprincess.bsky.social completed rosetta stone lashey

i love having fun it's really fun (tonight i had fun)

Acting normal with the barista after coming inside from the cold like

Abby Anderson wouldn’t skip even one day of cardio, but I wouldn’t k*** j*** with a g*** c***, so I think we’re even

I'm live but idk what we're doing this morning twitch.tv/kariskumquat

know your lore: “lashley” was coined by @thebutchprincess.bsky.social and was because of my beautiful and luscious lashes in roblox. it’s just a coincidence that lesbianashley can also be shortened to lashley.

what if i cried about how much i love u all

You ever rescue your wife when she has two flat tires?

*takes one unremarkable arm pump photo* Abby Anderson, I’m coming for your gig girl!!

This is what you’re missing when you’re not watching the PWHL

shhh it's just me shhhhhhh