guess what!! I am going to leave work at 2pm so I can go to the pool to do laps!! laps help brain. count laps. count breath. bad brain goes empty. 😌

nurse she's buying perfume from the grey market again

I needed this today @potcake216.bsky.social

they* got me** gal *mr. twitch **dj fishbob

uh oh. big bad sad brain today and meetings all day and no no no no. bad. things to do. bad brain. short circuiting.

here is my ultimate 90s playlist that I started in 2011. that's right. 2011. this has a bunch of stuff on it but mostly alt rock? idk. a true mishmash. but if you're still feeling the 90s energy, I am sharing it with you all. open.spotify.com/playlist/5tw...

Tidal DJ Fishbob playlist for 90s night! I did my best!! tidal.com/playlist/e56...

APPLE MUSIC PLAYLIST FROM CARMEN’S DJ FISHBOB SET TONIGHT music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

Here is the Spotify playlist! Lashley posted the Apple Music version. Enjoy! Also, I attempted Spotify's new "mix" feature but it sucks, so ignore that open.spotify.com/playlist/5kk...

Skellington is LOVING DJ Fishbob!! 🎉🎉🎉 @heycarmenok.bsky.social

thank you everyone for joining I am truly overwhelmed you are all so beautiful and funny and it's just the best time 💕ass we go on, we remember, all the times we, had together

WE'RE AT THE CLUB!! Pre-show music now and the actual party starts at 8pm central! I'd love to see you there!! twitch.tv/heycarmen

I didn't intend on streaming all day but here we are!! Time to pregame (spiritually) for dj fishbob!! come hang out and put your glitter on!! twitch.tv/kariskumquat

hi friends! this is tomorrow! @kariskumquat.bsky.social is streaming beforehand if you want to get ready for the club and grab a taxi together. I heard if you aren't wearing watermelon scented roll-on body glitter you can't get in :( the bouncers are really strict

goob morbnin

as usual we WILL be pregaming (spiritually, no sip sip and/or doob doob required) and getting ready for the club together over at twitch.tv/kariskumquat around 4pm central!!!

happy birthday to this diva!!!!! @mothmandyy.bsky.social (the way I had to SCROLL to find this)

so when I was on my first multi-day hike a few years ago I was like "fuck this I'm never doing this again please kill me" and now I am getting ready for my 4th long hike in sept and planning the 5th mega big hike next year. and I love it. and I'm miserable the whole time. and I love it.

my yoga instructor is finally back from vacation and I am finally back from being lazy so we will reunite on tuesday and all is right in the world!!!!

Lucy is very close to her sub goal (3 away!) so if you like Nancy or cozy gaming please check her out 💜

hi so there are about 15 songs I tried to mix in, and I can't, but I still love. so we're doing a solid 45 minutes of preshow before this. prob will go live (no cam) around 7:15 central. you want to hear spice girls? you gotta come to the preshow. ok thx. hope everyone has their outfits picked out.

june 6!

I can't stop buying things! nothing I need! just fun things! teehee! help!

spot the difference

me if you care

hi y'all! I have made a gofundme campaign asking for help with some big expenses that are hindering me from being able to find a new living situation. PLEASE DO NOT feel like you need to donate - sharing it helps as well!! I appreciate the support and love I've had from this community so much <3

this is for @hay-ree.bsky.social

do you want the plant tour?

so many things to DO AND MAKE. things to BUY. things to CURATE. the list is endless!!! YELLING! but also there are good things!! feeling creative and inspired!!

a very normal giant line of people waiting to buy plants

I want this purse

it's been a while but I'm hyperfocusing and fragrancemaxxing again. if you weren't here a year ago, here is my crazy spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Suvi could be in a tornado and be absolutely fine if she is outside but as soon as there's a slight breeze in the house she hides under the bed and won't come out for anything. wind in house = evil. wind outside = do not care. I feel like I have tried everything but I cannot rewire her little brain.

I am having SUCH a fun time putting together this playlist and we are probably going to reach a full two hours. I'm excited for this one.

had to get a new fuckass headset for work and asked for a wired one bc my adhd won't let me keep anything charged. I'm trying to be better & understand my brain & everyone was like "huh? why would you do this? just plug it in when you aren't using it??" then I showed them my phone at 1% and cried

went to the fancy plant sale near me last minute and walked away $100 poorer. two more next weekend….

what if I finished the moomin game tomorrow on twitch dot tv wouldn’t that be crazy

this is who runs this account

I’m three shots of limoncello deep and fighting with Americans on an Italian beach DONT FUCKING LITTER

the lactose finally got me tonight but it was worth it

HELP ME PICK BAG I’M DRUNK SHOPPING AND WONT REGRET IT

I’m going on a wine tasting thing with 7 glasses included. Send me strength not to drunk text everyone I’ve ever met to tell them I love them. Already feeling emosh and all I’ve had so far is Pepcid.

Happy birthday @kariskumquat.bsky.social my sweet baby angel I love youuuuu 🥰💕 I hope you have the best day

I will post some Italy photos/updates in this thread so idk mute me if you don’t care xoxo alt text: view from our apartment in rome

we are starting out on a high note with two empty seats next to me!!! 9 hour overnight flight I am BLESSED. 🤌

everyone: "are you excited for your trip?" me:

absolutely riddled with anxiety before a trip, just like always. I want to cancel it all, and sit on the couch and hug Suvi, and never leave. this time it's 80% work anxiety, 10% clothing anxiety, 10% suvi anxiety.