slapping `reddit -ai` to the end of everything i type into the world’s most popular search engine, the tech industry is fine and cannot possibly be improved

im in my bed!!!! im playing skyrim!!! im watch a nancy vod!!! im thankful!!!

my uncle let me raid his vinyl collection and i got some GEMS. will share later!!!

at my aunt’s house and she’s got, you guessed it, a toilet rug

so thankful for all of you today!! playing games and watching stream and having inside jokes with y’all has been some of the best parts of this year. you’re all so silly and i love you 🩷💚💜

I had to move out of my place in July and I’ve been staying with my parents who are also in the process of moving so most of my stuff has been in a storage unit and I just want my ps4 because I wanna play hit man!!!!!!

four people are working on my car so yeah, i guess you could say im a big deal

It's criminal that the Muppets Wizard of Oz isn't on more streaming services

anxious! at the valvoline

hmjchat is truly so special, a big kiss to you all

feelin sad tn

I’ve had my phone since 2019 and it’s been working really well still, but last night I said to someone “my phone is old” and suddenly my speakers don’t work anymore, and I can’t play anything out loud 🙃

to the divas born on this day: I wish you the happiest birthday in the whole world and I am GLAD you’re part of hmjchat!!!!! only the hottest people are part of chat so congrats on that too

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just saw the wuthering heights trailer on the big screen!!!!!!

chugging 1000ml of electrolytes at the imaging center

googled my college creative writing professor and turns out he's writing conservative political pieces in favor of YOU KNOW WHO and i can't believe this man made me think i was a bad writer

my frankenstein hoodie is coming tomorrow 😈

he’s dealing with his own bathroom renovation

someone i love is trans <3 #tdor

my mom was showing me instagram videos and they were all ai and I kept having to say “that’s ai” and she was SHOCKED!! also, I haven’t had Instagram for most of this year and it’s a real hell scape now huh?

and what do you flops know about the prince of egypt??

tried to show off my new haircut but bb stole the show

I had to call them to actually speak with someone but I got it scheduled!!!!

told my doctor i woke up feeling sick this morning and they sent me a picture of the cause

you know if someone had spent a decade writing songs about me, telling me they love me, which then culminated into us finally getting together only for them to ghost me, i think i would’ve crashed out too. im just thankful she made tortured poets department instead of committing a felony

just watched the new trailer and I have made a full 180 on this movie, I am seated. I am sat. I am going to the bookstore to buy a copy to re-read before the film drops.

OKAY CHAT - I have a medical procedure that needs to be done and would really like it this year because I have already met my deductible and it will be SO MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE if I have to wait for next year so PLEASE send all the good vibes that they’ll call me soon to schedule it this year!!!!!!!!!

im in too deep (watching every jacob elordi interview)

update from my sister: apparently when my mom went to my sister’s house yesterday, she was telling my baby nephew that people grow up to be “mommy’s and daddy’s or single like aunt amanda” so this is weighing on her

ty to all who have responded!! I’m gonna aim for early December to send them out so STAY TUNED

ive read multiple times about how planes stay in the sky and the currents and all that and idc that’s magic

RIP TUB (1920-1925) Gone but never forgotten 🕊️

okay I’m gonna need y’all’s addresses for the cards I’ll be sending so expect me to slide into those dmsssss

first thing i heard from my mother this morning: “happy singles day! today we’re celebrating you!”

thinking about the creature

received the sweetest packed from angels @lesbianashley.bsky.social and @whooisjulia.bsky.social with the t-shirt they got me from the Sabrina show!! the taylor patches from shein took me OUT i cried laughing 🩷🩷🩷 i love the lesbians and i love mail!!!!!

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

i feel frankenstein becoming to me what nosferatu was for a lot of people last year

frankestein wrecked me and I feel like I could cry and cry. jacob elordi oscar when???

guillermo del toro is one of the best for the costuming of female characters

anxiety!!!!!!!!!

I wanna send out Christmas cards this year!! If you’d like to receive one from moi drop an emoji or something belowwwww 🎄🎅🏼🎁💌

hey why was my wicked: for good ticket $23?????????????

a little over half-way thru dune: messiah and y’all i think this paul guy might be bad news

Don’t ever let anyone tell you art and artists can’t change the world.

reached the point of my gilmore girls rewatch where I stop liking it!!!! (season 6)

tornado watch in november. something about that…

THERE’S A SECOND SEASON OF MAXTON HALL!!!!! MY BAD GERMAN TEEN SHOW IS BACK!!!!!