These are for babies!! (I got: penis, vodka, and money— yay!!)

Hello???

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New bathroom wall art just dropped. The floor is marble, so it always stays super cold; perfect for laying on!!

My brother: “Rod, this is so you.” 😶

@halfmoonjoe.com , speaking of bathroom reno… you’re putting full carpet over your new floor tiles, yes?

Apple’s coming out with a foldable iPhone… but this way 🤲🏻 not this way ✊🏼, as Joe prefers!!!

I am MORE than happy to say I am the PROUD new owner of an official @halfmoonjoe.com "Not This" hat. It has been a long road to get here. Documentaion of my emotional journey is available on my page. Thank you @ro-the-mo.bsky.social I literally couldn't have done this without you! 😭 WE DID IT JOE!

Oh, Trade! Very clever!! Dicked: For Goon.

My IG feed is nothing but Peanuts ads. WHO do I blame for this?!?!?

My brother did a Costco run and he got me this because he knows I love pickles and such as, but… EEEEYUCK!!

Auntie Anna spoiled the boys (and me) with gifts!!

They boys usually bark at any animal on the TV, even anime/cartoon ones, but they love the animals on Wicked!

Gramma, Grampa coming over for lunch!!

The holiday shirt I got my sis-in-law just came!!

I thought I knew everything about farts. ☹️

Firehouse Subs’ Thanksgiving Turkey Sub!! I fucken love stuffing sm!

I only have two moods, really. Tread carefully!

I met Glinda!! And also, im not good at flying… unnnlimiittedddddd!!

Coincidentally, the oldest selfie on my phone is a pic with my ex that I met up with yesterday!! I’m sure I have older selfies in my old phones and external drive, which I can’t access! FUN! FUN FACT: this was taken at Meridian Hill Park where Joe and Justin got married!!

Every time Joe does his Aussie accent Me:

TURN THE VOLUME UP!!!

Ex (first bf) was in the area for a couple of hours, he texted to meet up, so we met up for drinks. 13 years went and flew!!!!

Unboxing vid!!

Perfect lighting for pics— think they call it the golden shower or something!!

Japan Day today! Might be naughty and get some blind boxes and do an unboxing video… idaknooowwwww!!

Billionaires and their lies and propaganda!!!

Slept in past 8 am for the first time in a long time and I woke up to text from my sis-in-law saying, “I ordered you pho.” UGH, life is wonderful!!!

Guess I’m going after all; my brother got me a costume. The theme is Jurassic Park. I’m Dennis Nedra. UH-Uh-uh!!!

Ready for the little ones. It’s Boo’s first and big important day— he’s kinda nervous!!

Since I’m not doing anything for Halloween this year, here was my costume in 2023– Lalisa, Lalisa love me!

This is for those of you who are having a rough Thursday—

Welp, I’ve been influenced.

My version’s a more simplified version of this— mushrooms, Italian seasoning, lots of garlic, white onions, beef stock powder

After our on-site meeting, “We won’t keep you. You all are welcome to head home.” Me and my coworkers:

I won’t be able to join stream today since I’m on site all day, but I feel like he’s watching….

Then move!!!

It’s Rupert/Roops/Poopert/Doopey/Doopen’s 8th Birthday today!! Here he is on his first day at home, doing some crunches!!

Just some shots from Escape the Killer (Roblox’s DBD)!!

Sometimes you need bucket of pretzel dogs and a scary movie.

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Well, they’re not wrong!!

“These are paperclips to keep my bangs out of my hair!….IYKYK.” Chat, do you think HE knows?

OMG!!!! I CANNOT FUCKING BREATHE!!!

LMAO @aescas.bsky.social with her snow gear cracks me up!!! And I finally made it to my first checkpoint!!

Oh, fun!!! I accidentally got the toilet paper that comes pre-buttcrummed!!!

I’m tellin you loosen up my buttons, babe..

This is dangerous!! Pop Mart is opening at the Pentagon Mall!!!

What if I accidentally went live on twitch??

Update: he sure as hell did!! 😂