Crazy, wild Friday night!!!

Tonight’s shower music brought to you by:

Made a Ms. Steak of listening to Headlights by Moyka whilst I did my night skin routine!! How am I supposed to sleep now?!? Thanks, @carmbern.bsky.social !!

Hope y’all are keeping warm and safe!! <3

@st0n3dsam.bsky.social got stuck in a locker during a Killer sesh, but they got me gal!!! HELP ME!!

A fox walked into the shrub by my front door 😭😭😭 I’m gonna catch it one of these days and it’ll be Alfie and Rupert’s sibling!!!

Gnite @whooisjulia.bsky.social and @mynameisshyra.bsky.social

Karis introduced me to something I never knew I needed!! Not now, Alfie! Ro’s puzzlin!!!

Rupert’s favorite, “forehead time,” he places his forehead on my lips and hum, “mhmm, mhmm,” I think he likes the vibration— it shakes his little brain!! 🫨🫨

Thank you, @shaneybeee.bsky.social , for speaking my truth for me as I honked twice (2) at DC drivers by Rock Creek Park (Beach Drive) as one one of them tried to swerve on my lane and the other, almost drive into me on Friendship Heights (my brother made me pick up liquor at the Total Wine & More)

Chat, I did it!!! I got my first tattoo!!! And I was a big boy and didn’t cry (that much)!!!

Y’all have no idea small this baby is and how I just want to smush him!!!! (5’5 and have small hands)

spotted @ro-the-mo.bsky.social while shopping

Reminder to check if your state/county gives out free narcan and drug testing kits for your community. I was originally certified by my local library precovid and now they do it via mail! DM me if you need help finding it near you!

No idea why I’ve been craving chicken & wild rice soup (😉)!!! But made a big ol’ pot of it and it’ll be lunch for the next couple of days!!! Do y’all prefer it soupy or thick??

Chat, which Medieval slang are you??

No beef meat sticks here in Virginia. I guess you can only get them at the Dairy Queen in Texas!!!

Sub goal?

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Teso Life haul!! They got me gal!! 😭

WOOOOOOH, BAY-BEEH!! Shout out to my sis-in-law!! We just had a session to let all our feelings out about everything that is happening right now in this country, girl!! We were screaming and so mad!! Te amo, hermana!!

Can we get an amen up in here???

Back of the dive bar giving you head?!? HILARY!!

2016 was interesting to look back on: became a homeowner, Alfie became part of the fam, and it was the last year of my 20s!!!

Me: *unwrapping ginger candy* RUPERT:

When it’s time for bed, you bet your ass Rupes barks and tell Alfs to come up stairs and Alfie follows little brother’s orders!!

Chat, DO NOT EVEN!!!

Whenever I step a second away to get water, Rupe’s always takes over my corner of the couch and I can’t do anything about it!!!

In an uber, wearing a jacket, heater on high, no music, and I’m too shy to say anything!!!!!!

help make sam an all-terrain diva 💖

In honour (British) of today’s stream!!

New year, new me, I guess!! Call me Kailey!!!

The boys playing! ❤️

WTH, Co—Star?!? I deserve to be with someone that looks related to me?!? BIG YIKES AND NO!!

Wake up babe, new Goosetav fit just dropped ✨🥂🍾 cc: @ro-the-mo.bsky.social

Stepped out for a minute to put trash in the bin and came back to this: “where have you been, bitch?!”

Was looking through my album and found one of my favorite Rupert pics ever, LOL!! He wasn’t very impressed with the bday cake I made him back in 2024!! 😂😂😂

Merry Christmas!!

Is anyone’s nuts roasting on an open fire???

Rosetta Stone came up in a convo with my eldest brother, Darnell, and guess what?!? It’s my Christmas gift to him, thanks to @halfmoonjoe.com !!!

My uncle from Connecticut (not New Haven): “Rod, you’re way too skinny.” Me in my head: “How are your four baby mommas and why aren’t any of your kids here??”

Don’t worry ‘bout me I stay on beat!!

Again, when sending stuff to Joe’s PO Box, I got asked, “This going to DC, are you sure you don’t want to just drop it off?” at the post office!!!

Thank you, my sweet little kapatid, @ladyfeifei.bsky.social !! Love you sm!! 🥹🥹

What are you dreaming about, Rupes?

Help.

NOT this 45 year old, straight, cowboy hat wearing, Christian conservative liking me on Hinge!!!!

So proud of my brother and SIL putting this classic Christmas performance all on their own!! WHERE MY BACKUP SINGERS AT?!?!?

Our system is down, so I can’t teach live, so I’m playing a recording instead… I HATE hearing my own voice!!!