omg! i just noticed @zoralefay.bsky.social gifted me a sub to @alexisdotgov.bsky.social !! THANK YOU!!

that album cover is ugly

ATTENTION!!!! (for those of you who care) Hamtaro is watchable for free here archive.org/details/hamt...

anyone else not sure of what to do when maintenance is in their place? i try so hard to look busy but my mind goes into the "act natural while you pretend to look natural without looking like you are trying to look natural," and i end up typing up random reports/emails or designing fake graphics....

nothing like chugging ice-cold water in the middle of the night

treat your mugs right

he asked. i delivered.

good morning from northern california! it’s colder than my lovely LA here but also much quieter which is idyllic.

hey Joe! it’s 6 o’clock for you and i just want to remind you that you are not in danger and you are not in trouble. people all around the world love you! give piggie and justin a hug and a kiss, take a deep breath, and drink some water. if you’re feeling anxious shake it out. this will end.

i’m just going to say, fortnite needs to be cuntier. where do i get heels? dance moves? claws? anything?!?

my favorite and forever comic husband and wet dream. Daredevil.

“HMJ” spotted in the wild

it’s that time of year again where we all collectively agree that Abby should have ended up with Riley. right?

oh no…. i have a crush…… an official, checking if they see my instagram story, smile when i see their name, crush. i’m too old for this shit.

it was a good year!

Bobby Drake was probably the easiest since i just put him in an Emma Frost uniform. here’s canonically gay Iceman dressed as a slutty hero.

wow i love hockey. it’s so good of a sport. very much a great game what they do.

so i’ve been drawing male superheroes wearing lingerie because i’m not only gay but i love super heroes. to those of you in the hmj chat if you do not wish to see these i will be using the word “MCUm” in the image descriptions so you can add that to your blocked/filtered words list.

catching up on a couple streams i missed and now… what was that? @austinalive.bsky.social but also…. yeah you’re right.

put on a half moon joe vid on to get ready to as well do. and i stumbled upon new lore to me. i had no idea pickle joe was a THING!! i thought they were just emotes! i’m so happy i invited this bald little queen on to my screen. the joy he brings is incomparable!

my album is out now anywhere you listen to music! open.spotify.com/album/1LY77s...

i’ve definitely never listened to laufey. the one i checked off was Lorde. but cool. is posting my score to this test performative though? just a thought.

today i keep thinking about Betty. that young girl Joe accused of being a bot and calling to ban her, only to find out she was a real person but kept copy and pasting chatgpt slop in the chat.

I was like “WOW I got the notification REALLY late”

new merch?

gym crush has returned. and i feel the holy spirit in this gym.

say what you want, but brie larson voicing rosalina is going to make me like rosalina and i’m already pissed about it.

finally found an affordable way to offer my albums on vinyl!!

i’m still pissed we never got a full length album from hailee steinfeld to be honest and real on this friday.

relatable content.

the inside of my brain since june

the only way to speak to me from now on.

today’s garden residents 🥹

my new song “love’s pursuit” is out today! for anyone interested the link is in my bio. 😄

it had to be done

by my troth, ’twas swifter than a goose on greased ice. Lo! It hath arriv’d posthaste and proper, as though borne by angels with good aim!

all’s fair in love and war (i’m not allowed to tag Mr. Moon)

time-lapse of beefy muscle man.

100% ACAB i want that on the record. but i watched Unhhhh Halloween 7 episode 221 and forgot how great @trixiemattel.bsky.social looked! totally inspired this beef cake version i drew.

demi lovato dressing up as poot is everything to me

i’m so tuckered out from today. i just need a hot bisexual boi to tuck me in to bed tonight and watch funny videos with me

✨hello travis💅🏻

just found a fly with damaged wings. he is now being housed with some banana, a small paper towel soaked in sugar water and a little bit of honey.

i’m about to light incense and admire my big, non-flat, Los Angeles ass. eat shit @halfmoonjoe.com