put on a half moon joe vid on to get ready to as well do. and i stumbled upon new lore to me. i had no idea pickle joe was a THING!! i thought they were just emotes! i’m so happy i invited this bald little queen on to my screen. the joy he brings is incomparable!

my album is out now anywhere you listen to music! open.spotify.com/album/1LY77s...

i’ve definitely never listened to laufey. the one i checked off was Lorde. but cool. is posting my score to this test performative though? just a thought.

today i keep thinking about Betty. that young girl Joe accused of being a bot and calling to ban her, only to find out she was a real person but kept copy and pasting chatgpt slop in the chat.

I was like “WOW I got the notification REALLY late”

new merch?

gym crush has returned. and i feel the holy spirit in this gym.

say what you want, but brie larson voicing rosalina is going to make me like rosalina and i’m already pissed about it.

finally found an affordable way to offer my albums on vinyl!!

i’m still pissed we never got a full length album from hailee steinfeld to be honest and real on this friday.

relatable content.

the inside of my brain since june

the only way to speak to me from now on.

today’s garden residents 🥹

my new song “love’s pursuit” is out today! for anyone interested the link is in my bio. 😄

it had to be done

by my troth, ’twas swifter than a goose on greased ice. Lo! It hath arriv’d posthaste and proper, as though borne by angels with good aim!

all’s fair in love and war (i’m not allowed to tag Mr. Moon)

time-lapse of beefy muscle man.

100% ACAB i want that on the record. but i watched Unhhhh Halloween 7 episode 221 and forgot how great @trixiemattel.bsky.social looked! totally inspired this beef cake version i drew.

demi lovato dressing up as poot is everything to me

i’m so tuckered out from today. i just need a hot bisexual boi to tuck me in to bed tonight and watch funny videos with me

✨hello travis💅🏻

just found a fly with damaged wings. he is now being housed with some banana, a small paper towel soaked in sugar water and a little bit of honey.

i’m about to light incense and admire my big, non-flat, Los Angeles ass. eat shit @halfmoonjoe.com

well yes

dungeons and drag queens kind of night

has anyone figured out how to double jump yet?

is it friday yet?💀

motivation for today. live laugh love

my new single comes out this friday. if y’all like relaxing, instrumentals feel free to look up some of my previous projects. link in bio. okay, self promotion over

I, do in fact, yearn for the warmth of another boy. I just wanna cuddle and kiss and be f r e a k y with him.

wearing sweatpants today for fcf and already noticed two guys glancing. am i….desirable? if anyone wants a little horny photo dm me. i’m feeling generous.

my friends telling me i look exactly like my crush is a huge compliment but a massive turn off. i don’t want to be a boyfriend twin gay😖😖😖

it’s such a great feeling when the album passes the car test on the first drive!!!!

okay but why do airports make me SO horny????

swimming with some new friends

riding harleys in hawaii or whatever

call me boring but i would love to watch competitive scrabble

holy shit y’all weren’t kidding! Jade bestowed upon us one of the greatest pop albums!!

hashtag gay

just found out kpop demon hunters is on fortnite! guess who is going to buy fortnite to feel my fantasy!

can i come over and lay my head in your lap while you play video games and you give me commentary until I fall asleep?

gym crush is back after a few weeks!!