I have the honor of introducing you to Salt & Vinegar Chip Martini

2 wins in a row with @loho.bsky.social and @thecappyhamham.bsky.social and turtle!!

The salt and vinegar chips are infusing. You know what’s happening.

@toejams.bsky.social happy birthday hot mama!!!! Love you so much 🥳🥳🥳🫶🫶🎉🎊

I love being so exhausted and not being able to sleep that’s like just so fun and flirty and I’m having the BEST time!!!

Holy shit I jumped out of my seat 25 times

The typa shit I order when I’m trying to be nonchalant

Oh I’m gonna butter this shit out of this movie theater popcorn

FINALLY seeing obsession tonight

I LOVE DJ FISHBOB

What’s this??? I’m staying in tonight??? I can make an evening stream and game all night!????????????

Peanut butter and jelly tiramisu in my hand rn

Happy pride to all my wonderful hot amazing important hot stunning strong hot fabulous friends that we celebrate this month!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫶🌈🎉🥳💃🪩 I celebrate u every day ily ❤️💙💜💛💚🧡🩷

My name is Buffaloho and I am addicted to Trader Joe’s unexpected cheddar cheese

What if I told you guys I was getting a drink called that ended in beef fizz…

Yeah so that was unreal btw plz enjoy a taste of Jake (hot)

Paid it triple forward by finding a ticket for the girl who was next to me in line all day yesterday this has honestly been so unreal I’m gooped and grateful and nauseous and—

I’m in line #natural

Guys. Someone on Greta twitter saw my rage and we met up and they gave me a ticket. I am full on screaming and sobbing this is not real

Crying in the streets on my way home because they sold out when I was the very next person in line hahahahahahahahahahahaha

What’s stopping me from playing Warnings at Waverly Academy in the Greta Van Fleet ticket line

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️ to our wonderful beautiful talented sweet lovely miss @whooisjulia.bsky.social HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL DAY ❤️❤️❤️❤️🥳🎊🕺🎁

Alright guys… it’s time. A new martini has been added to the gauntlet: Porcini Risotto Martini

Do you guys think this seat is broken?

Chat?

Did yall stop typin????

Whenever I purposefully choose a place to sit at the airport far away from anyone else there is always a MAN who comes and sits by me every time without fail. Why.

Also, in catching up, some of you guys were genuinely so rude about my martini in chat and please keep your negative thoughts to yourself xoxo

Joe I’m screaming she’s here and she’s beautiful I’m so happy she’s immortalized in the horse movie jim community. The resemblance is uncanny !!!! Even tho my blobs of oil were intentional drops of evoo !!! @halfmoonjoe.com I love her

May I introduce… MY chicken soup martini

Ok so like chicken soup martini right? It’s happening in my home. The mirepoix infused gin has infused… it’s only a matter of time…

The concept of sleeping through all my alarms for the first time in my entire life the morning of an early flight (we’re gonna make it)

Middle school you say? Me at the peak of my tumblr obsession era you say? Hipster wanna be core

Yes we are VERY skilled and VERY deadly 💅💅

Your influence… @halfmoonjoe.com

Ok SO I need advice; I met this guy over the weekend and he’s super lovely. He asked if I wanted to go out on this upcoming Saturday. Over the week, however, I’ve been SO anxious and my avoidance is screaming at me not to go. Should I not go or should I suck it up and see

Genuinely WHAT is WRONG with people (this is a brand new with tags lace corset I spent $60 on that I’ve already priced HALF OFF)

Does anyone else love Greta Van Fleet if so can we freak out together what is happening

Guys there really is no better pastime than berating straight men ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

The concept of accidentally eating the spiciest pepper of my life now my lips have tripled in size… but… kinda tea

Thinking about chicken soup martini…

Me fighting the urge to mimic someone’s accent back to them (I’m in Kentucky and I can’t stop accidentally talking w an accent)

Hi btw and also hello

Guys I’m at a bar tonight at completely unprompted this man says to me “you’re not hot enough to talk to me”

My company never charged state taxes so I owe almost 2k do u think I can still treat myself to a matcha bc otherwise I may combust in panic plz say yes 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Joe forgetting who I am after my rumspringa… have I been shunned ?!?!?!

Chat, spot the difference between these two photos. @loho.bsky.social

Who did you guys think was/is the hottest Wiggle growing up? I’ll go first:

Guys I had a chicken soup martini and if you've never had a chicken soup martini I'd say: “fair why would you have a chicken soup martini.” But, if you could have a chicken soup martini, you should have a chicken soup martini because I loved the chicken soup martini and want another again and again

Where is Car?