Guys I’m at a bar tonight at completely unprompted this man says to me “you’re not hot enough to talk to me”

My company never charged state taxes so I owe almost 2k do u think I can still treat myself to a matcha bc otherwise I may combust in panic plz say yes 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Joe forgetting who I am after my rumspringa… have I been shunned ?!?!?!

Chat, spot the difference between these two photos. @loho.bsky.social

Who did you guys think was/is the hottest Wiggle growing up? I’ll go first:

Guys I had a chicken soup martini and if you've never had a chicken soup martini I'd say: “fair why would you have a chicken soup martini.” But, if you could have a chicken soup martini, you should have a chicken soup martini because I loved the chicken soup martini and want another again and again

Where is Car?

Went to a place called Loser’s and everyone knew you !!!!!! Jk obviously they knew me. She’s the size of my hand and I can’t wait.

happy Trans Day of Visibility!!!! we love you & see you & want you to THRIVE!!!! 💙🩷🤍 got an email saying all donations to 14k to Trans Empowerment Project (the nonprofit we raised money for a couple years ago) are being DOUBLED thru april 5!!!! details/donate: give-usa.keela.co/dr-bronners-...

Is this a safe space to say Walton Goggins is so hot

Something about that

Hey… hey… how yall doing (I was hacked)

Something to think about

I feel like I’ve been so absentee Im going through it I’m sorry ily!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My oldest instagram likes are painfully 2012 core… it’s all one direction (and one pic of siva from the wanted), the janoskians (luke specifically) and hair 😭😭😭

Accidentally booped someone on LinkedIn today

Guys it got worse.. He was flirting with the same girl he got with in this first place and I called him out… he goes “you’re just mad bc it’s her”… YES WHAT THE FUCK

The rehearsed apology: that was really selfish I’m really sorry I was a complete dick … baby it took you a month to rehearse that? Wrap it up

Guys I saw him for the first time since tonight and he literally couldn’t even look at me 😂 my friend asked him wtf he’s doing and he said he’s going home to rehearse what he has to say to me tomorrow at this other event… bless his heart (idiot)

In HMJ heaven rn @halfmoonjoe.com

IM YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE REALEST THE BEST THE LOVELIEST THE MOST DARLINGEST WONDERFULEST MISS @lesbianashley.bsky.social !!!!!! LOVE YOU SO MUCH 🥳🥳🥳🥳💘💘💘🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

Sleeping in a new place but one thing remains the same…

Giving a personal shoutout to @heycarmenok.bsky.social for her important research today

Sometimes co-star really does SMACK you in the face bc it IS my ex’s birthday today and I WAS going to see what my replacement posted for him and this HAS been the longest we’ve gone without speaking (thank god)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our beautiful wonderful CARMEN!!!!! Love you girl 🫶🫶🫶🫶💘💘💘💘🕺🕺🕺⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @heycarmenok.bsky.social

Nothing wisens you up more than getting a notification your apartment is on fire (it was the unit next door)

My entire life has been taken over by fallout 4 all I do is work and play fallout 4 and now I have reached a point in fallout 4 where I don’t know how to proceed with fallout 4 the moral dilemmas in fallout 4 are horrific which faction did you pick in fallout 4

IM SO GAGGED HE ATE THAT SO BAD TITI ME PREGUNTO SI TENGO MUCHAS NOVIAS EH!!!!!!!!!!

Hey!!!! If you’re hooking up with someone should you hookup with someone else right in front of them!!!!!! Im asking for a friend who just to happens to be me !!!!!!!! Even tho all his friends are on my side!!!!! Yet he won’t respond to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The concept of ordering Taco Bell rn…

as a debilitating migraine haver since I was 12, VERY few things have worked to make me feel any better except this holy grail that I’m linking here. I put it on my forehead and the sensation masks any pain it is SO refreshing and I’d die without it: us.elemis.com/instant-refr... @halfmoonjoe.com

What if I started a rumor…

@halfmoonjoe.com I posted it 20 times in the chat but I would like to formally recognize for blueskee… HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE!!!! Love and appreciate you so much, sending you nothing but good vibes for this next trip around the sun 🎉🎉🥳🫶🏼

@corncutie.bsky.social happy happy birthday darlin!!! 🎉🎉🎉🫶🏼

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Whoever stole my phone this weekend… ur moms a ho

Chat… I need help. The photo on the left is my hair at present… I am strongly considering a good ole dye to look like the right… please advise.

Found myself in a le creuset outlet and decided it would be the perfect time to begin my long sought after set in shallot. I was SO excited to walk out w my starter to piece only to walk out, look at their website, and see shallot is being RETIRED.

Oh no… it’s grown on me… I might never self tan again…

This throne website is SO cute and such a lovely idea 😩😩 sharing mine bc my new years goal is to attend a 6-week sewing course this spring and it is NAWT cheap; every little bit helps (even if just just good vibes 🫶🏼) ily all sm throne.com/buffaloho

I’ve never had a foundation that matched my natural skin tone because I’ve been self tanning since my sophomore year of high school… well… today a natural shade has been purchased and when I turned to the full length mirror I gasped bc who is that GHOST?????

Ruveal time ✨✨and I need Lush to make this scent into a lotion/perfume/body wash/everything bc it is just too good

Dear chat plz help me pick a bath bomb for the evening my family was so kind to get me an assortment 😭😩

*slips coupon for one forehead kiss into your stocking* wishing peace, joy & happiness to all the divas in here on this day ❤️

SpongeBob, Big Guy. Pants, okay.

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