I’ve been subbed to HMJ for 16 months and I’m his #10 chatter of all time. I am sorry but I’m not shutting up.

chat just loooves to ragebait me about musicals

My birthday is on August 14th and all I want is a computer! (I watch streams on my work laptop and do not have a computer of my own) 💛 Check it out here: throne.com/kimkangaroo/... 🎁

i keep re-watching the beginning of the Oregon Trail VOD bc i don’t understand how we got 463 lbs of bacon in the first place 🥓🥓🥓

i am baby! i am finally baby! the stars have aligned and i am where i am supposed to be!

just ordered a DVD player bc i learned that my Xbox cannot play DVDs even though it has a DVD port

lindsey.. mitch(??).. then..

this is the first weekend since March that i’ve truly had zero plans.. could be heaven to some but i’m soo antsy

Hey, what say you we have ourselves a wing-ding tonight? It’s been a good long time since we’ve had a regular fandango.

what if I told you that after my boyfriend and I saw Phantom last night, we went to piano karaoke and sang All I Ask Of You and slayed it. what if

“What if it turns out all I needed was bravery?” - Halfmoonjoe, Silent Hill 2 (Remake) Part 4

going to see phantom of the opera tonight 🥀👻🕯️🎶

i’m just so 🥰🥰🥰 like is this how a relationship is SUPPOSED to feel ?? bc wtf was i doing last time then

didn’t know my tattoo shop has 2 locations, overshot and drove an extra 45 min to the wrong one 👍🏼 then had to go back 45 min to the right one 👍🏼

how am i supposed to act now that i have a boyfriend? what do i do?

happy birthday to my east coast twin @loho.bsky.social 🎉🍸🩵

sometimes.. when i’m loco ..

yum :)

at da beach

YOU GUYS !!!!!!

proof of tatted baddie status

@halfmoonjoe.com here’s your cheat sheet

what’s your comfort HMJ vod and why is mine Silent Hill 2?

I am scare that bald is going to walk in

I hope we r friends for ever cosnl ily ovoenubfuttwvfonkucy i cant eveht evxplainf it

yall talking about kangaroo meat dog food in today’s preshow?? 😧😧

Happy Birthday @ro-the-mo.bsky.social !!! The sweetest angel !!! 🩵🪽🎉✨

do you ever get an extremely flattering photo of yourself and you just can’t stop staring at it bc you look so good 💁🏼‍♀️

on thursday he’s gonna ask me to be his girlfriend. he’s planning it with my bestie. 👀

tomorrow is my last show of The Little Mermaid after an 8 week run! Here’s some pics of me as a barracuda in Ursula’s lair 🐙

happy birthday @kullenite.bsky.social 💛🎉🎁

I just wanna be part of your SYYYMMPHONYYYYY

absolutely geekin at the great pics me and my crush got last night

I upgraded my HMJ sub to 6-months instead of monthly and then I got this email

Happy Birthday @shaneybeee.bsky.social !!!! 🎉🎂🥳

introducing my crush who is not my boyfriend yet but will be my boyfriend to my friends tonight 🫨🫨🫨

every time I go to the mall so excited to buy a bunch of clothes, and I just end up leaving after spending 2 hours in one store and sweaty and having bought nothing

saw the movie Disclosure Day. it was bad.

breakfast. is that ok?

had a big talk with my crush last night and he said he wants to make me his girlfriend but will do it with a formal proposal !!!

just curious how Joe feels about his fan base being so beautiful, fly, hot, and sexy? 🎤

Chat IRL 🥰🩷 @lesbianashley.bsky.social @whooisjulia.bsky.social @kimkangaroo.bsky.social

saw the license plate HAVEIBS on the highway

would anyone like to gather for a group cry?

have today off work and forgot to set an alarm. woke up at 10:45 - oops!

guess i’m sending arthur morgan to guarma tonight. see you space cowboy…

every night i invite everyone i know to go out with me, and every night they all decline. i need friends who want to go out!!! wtf !!!

the a1 integration at my job may actually push me off the edge to quit

i’m collecting y’all as mugs. here’s cam, carly, and joe.