nightmares are EVIL

can i be lame (vulnerable) and post my resolutions here?

i understand that some people are bad at games and didn't grow up competing with their (abusive) father in cod zombies so they dont have a controller map engraved in their fucking brainstem but WOOF is it painful to watch (i feel like this sounds meaner than i mean it to be so im sorry)

I just saw an ambulance with the words New Haven EMS on the side......... and somewhere in Connecticut a butterfly flapped its wings

2025 in books for me!!

happy new year, fuckos 💛🎊

i couldnt help but "OOOOOOOOOOOH" when i saw deer tonight and i think i only have one person to blame (thank) for that @witchsocks.bsky.social (there were so many and there were babies and i was in awe)

To my loved ones: May your New Year be filled with joy and success! To my enemies: May a cold, creeping paranoia settle deep in your bones. I hope you flinch at every shadow, wondering if this is the year karma finally kicks down your door to collect the debt.

2026 is GOING to be my YEAR (threat)

just had someone repeatedly honk at me to go at a RED LIGHT. and then proceeded to run the red light, and block all flow of traffic by immediately break checking everyone behind him as soon as our light turned green. does that make sense? i hate people. im going home.

hey, so I'm just throwing this out there. if I catch any of my friends not using their blinker I'm going to go fucking ballistic at this point. you should be able to use your car the way that it's meant to be used and notify the other people on the road that you are taking a turn

why am i listening to the fuckin fray in this dispensary lobby..... please remove my ears

@halfmoonjoe.com www.etsy.com/listing/1426... probably not exactly what ur lookin for but this is what my mom sent me

finished all systems red!!! loved it!! havent finished a book in a WHILE and so that felt nice!!

still extremely disappointed in caleb hearon this morning 😔

i dont know if yall know this but the fazoli's dr pepper remains undefeated

just delivered to a rich community with a moat. so theres that.

psa: please just go to the Taco Bell if you want taco bell. its the only place where they have been consistently (across multiple locations) like 30 minutes late with the orders im supposed to pick up. ALWAYS.

feeling very present in my body and very adult today!!! we love that!!!

I GOT COOKIES!! thank u @kariskumquat.bsky.social

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH AND OH.... HELL YEAH (join with me friends, this actually sounds like such a good idea)

starting up the new (to me) dlc for golden idol just to feel something

this was a small positive today

feeling like im not allowed to exist but the only person telling me that is me and if only i would shut the fuck up i am begging

so far had just about the worst "morning after Christmas" so i give up and im going back to bed

christmas on bluesky

someone stop my brain from focusing on thumbnail faces

was it a mistake to dash tonight? possibly

i wont know what i got until my moms package gets here so im living through yall posting ur present hauls

merry Christmas yall!!!

i would be the WORST npc in Little Bookshop

show tbr!!!! need book ideas!!!!! (tbr=to be read)

missing them this Christmas. imagining midnight up there playing with the big Christmas tree.

IF YOU SEE MULTIPLE PEOPLE WAITING FOR THE MACHINE YOU ARE USING..... AND YOU PROCEED TO WALK AROUND AND LEAVE YOUR SHIT AT THE MACHINE......... jail. next time im taking your shit to the front desk and just using the fucking machine.

do you know what i dont want to see, ever, but especially on Christmas eve at the gym? OLD MAN ASS CRACK. FIND SHIT THAT FITS THE WHOLE WORLD IS MADE FOR YOU.

nightmares about an apocalypse!!!! happy Christmas Eve!!!!

okay. im gonna try to go back to sleep. but im gonna wake up around 10, and I'm gonna try to go to the gym before it closes. that's my plan.

hate that im awake at 630 one my literal first day of break.

big sigh 😔 no openings before the end of the year 😔😔😔

feeling healed by peanut butter

im fucking SCREAMING

in other news, i went to the gym when i didnt want to, i did laundry 🧺, i cleaned my house (a little) and AND i was able to take a (too long) nap. now i just made dinner. am i the perfect husband? reminder that i also have like 20 or so peanut butter oatmeal creme pies i freshly made FROM SCRATCH

everyone cross your fingers and toes for my surgeons office to have good news for me tomorrow ✨🎵lookin for a christmas miracle🎵✨

question: is it acceptable for me to stop dashing early tonight? because I know I'm going to rake it in on the holiday specials? because I really want to go home and people are already being assholes and it's not even the customers. it's like the employees at the places I'm picking up food

*deep sigh filled with the resignation of self to capitalism* but i will i guess

ive said before and ill say it again, THATS MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

INCREDIBLY happy that FOR ONCE i got my favorite on one of these color things

i swear to god im just gonna start fucking spitting on people like a fucking alpaca

hey roblock what if i had a gun 🔫