Everyone tried me at work today! But I stayed in my lane!

The residents:

Left my nails painted for my monthly c-suite meeting! I can be an expert in my field with pretty nails! I can be a man with pretty nails and be taken seriously! I contain the universe!

Tiny good morning

ABUNDANCE ABUNDANCE ABUNDANCE 🍥

ok sure

Billionaire schlong

Hey, what say you we have ourselves a wing-ding tonight? It’s been a good long time since we’ve had a regular fandango.

I have so much

THE ACKROOMS

we are laughing in the face of god

Feeling like imma need to do a full photo shoot getting excited about this planning outfits

YA BOI GOT A CAR. Hail damaged 2020 Honda Civic. I’ll be zipping around town RESPONSIBLY this bitch has SAFETY FEATURES. Thanks for holding my hand figuring this out everyone :)

Is that Shaney wearing the @zoralla.bsky.social headphones in the office ? Yeah yeah I am (everyone is jealous everyone wants to be me no one is here because I get to the office two hours before everyone else)

Last day of staycation (it’s a mess turns out ive been depressing nesting)

@samantonioli.com I wish we had aftershows

IT SOLD LOL

DIVAS I MAY HAVE FOUND A CAR. Timing is everything so I’m asking for good vibes!

Any chat have experience with Duloxetine? I’ve been off the fluoxetine since may but life has been a BIT difficult. My new PCP suggested it.

Wyzant/ wise-aunt ????

She is farting like crazy today and I am grateful for every rank ass whiff

Shaney pls ur so hot i cant take it

Going to look at flowers in my jewels and beef shirt and big shorts (not pictured) feeling very pretty

Small joys: pretty gay pens

Once I get car sorted out I’m going to be doing NEW MATTRESS and BED FRAME because this thing is so compressed I hurt sleeping on it.

Hi

Reposting this remembering all the good times

a lot of chat seems to be struggling right now and I just want everyone to hold hands in the goo and drown in our primordial celestial fluids as we transform into our next best selves and also take off work until next Tuesday which is what I did and i already feel amazing

this is one of my treasures! I bought some frames from a second hand shop years ago and this was hidden in one. It’s holographic and mysterious and falling apart but so spectacular! desperately needs to be reframed but I’m too worried to handle it

@ro-the-mo.bsky.social OH ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE YA BB

I AM IN THE GOO STAGE OF MY METAMORPHOSIS. My big plans to purge my house and hang art got derailed when Sibby had blood diarrhea all over! Hours of cleaning! Then we lost power! It’s still out! I sharted and had to clean up in a cold shower! I am trying not to add to the chaos and move through it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE THE ONLY @kullenite.bsky.social

IHAVENEVERBEENWITHMULTIPLEPARTNERSINMYLIFE

USING MY STICKERS ON MY YR35 SPELLBOOK

Thank you all for the bday love and attention and treats!!! I AM SO FULL IM GONNA BURST

Happy birthday from me and two stinkys (she’s even farting ❤️❤️❤️)

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I just received PH PandaHall 244pcs Glass Letter Beads - 10mm Flat Round Alphabet Rondelles, Multicolor Plated Small Spacer Beads for Crafts Key Chains Necklace Jewelry Making from mothmandy via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/shaneyyy #throne

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I just received Nylon String for Bracelets, Cridoz 20 Rolls Chinese Knotting Cord Nylon Beading Thread for Kumihimo, Braided Bracelets, Beading, Necklaces, Macrame Craft, Wind Chime, Jewelry Making from hillareads via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/shaneyyy #throne

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ITS MY SPECIAL DAY. Thank you all for the support and kindness amd community this year. It has been such a gift feeling like I have support and strength. AND IF YOU EANNA GIFT A LIL TREAT FOR THE BDAY BOY SEE BELOW Buy me gifts from my Throne Wishlist #throne #wishlist throne.com/shaneyyy

Oh so y’all wanted a medievalq harp show

Trying to enter her psyche while she sleeps “fart please fart, let’s have a farty party, listen here lil lady do a big long nasty fart for daddy, a fat long fart, blast one real big stinker outta that butt, please fart you’ll feel better, mama you know you want to fart slay the boots down YES GAWD.”

We had to rush back to the vet because she started breathing really heavy and her stomach swelled up like double and the vet thought she had a torsion. THIS DIVA HAS GAS SHE JUST HAS GAS AND PROBABLY NEVER EVEN SWALLOWED A BEAD ITS ALWAYS BEEN GAS