Woooooooooow

ive always wanted a theremin

Auntie Mother telling me not to sit on the furniture because “it can’t handle all that weight” THANKSGIVING HAS BEGUN

in college this frat boy and I would turn this up full blast and then we would FULL BLAST

my purse smells weird time for a new purse

Wait did thay ghost stream mean we all lost our stream streaks

I got second place in my GBBO fantasy league, this CHEATER named CAITLYN got first AND I WILL FIND THE EVIDENCE TO PROOVE IT

DENIED

bout to watch this Frankenstein film so horned up for frankElordi but even more horned up for Mia goths jewelry im not just gay I’m SuperGay

the puddle of run-off piss and shit at the dog run was frozen this morning. ♥️❤️❤️❄️❄️☃️🎄🎄❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Pouring the affogato you just ordered all over my head and neck and asking you to make an example of me

HES NOT MY WITCHER

starting my big ass, anti-SAD winter workout plan (plan to grow ass FATTER, not big-extensive plan) cause the darkness she be creepin in

This is so “flashback of main character’s dead wife” coded

ok pantene

I sure hope a scary Halloween costume doesn’t try to make out with me today I would hate that too spooky

Look at this little f

My new manager trying to set a recurring meeting for every Monday at 11:00-12:00. I have proposed a new time.

candid chihuahuas (they would not pose)

This dent in my forehead

I was walking down the hall at work and said hi to the man I walking by and he was shaking his head ao when I saw him in the bathroom later I asked if he was shaking his head at me and if I had done something to bother him and he said no but I don’t believe him and now I think he is my nemesis.

I miss the iTunes visualizer

veggie tales looking mother fucker

i cant get into twinkle twinkle I can’t afford it please Shaney get a hold of yourself

Ice cream but make it momma

my whole tummy smells like c*m (Trixie southern accent)

I was leaving the bar and this woman goes “were u walking up Leavenworth today” and i said ”yea” and she said “bitch I knew it was u I saw u pounding that pavement” so one thing to know about me is I used to practice my model walk during my teenage shifts at target and now every walk is a catwalk

HELLO IM GAY AND BORED

Why does my upper back hurt so bad when it’s my lower back thats been doing all the work (throwing this ass back, CRAZY style)

Jacob Elordi as Frankenstein monster? Great these panties are officially GOOSHED.

this mullet really ended up being more of a low fade but it works for now

god made veins blue to inspire wonder (watching the vod)

Gay little Shane. Fresh outta foster care. Aunt and uncle (now adopted mom and dad) taking him to see ANASTASIA in a RED VELVET THEATER. I spent YEARS obsessed with this film.

UNBOX WITH ME thanx lil bb @acidkumquat.bsky.social

pickle juice up my nose! thats not the right hole for pickle juice! It stings! I just wanted a delicious pickle!

@mothmandyy.bsky.social @kingqorndog.bsky.social should I open this beautiful package? What could it be? Diamonds? Or maybe something even more precious… internet friendship. Guess you’ll iust have to seeeeeee maybe i won’t even show you.

cooking competition shows love to say “the competition is really heating up”

IM NOT ALWAYS DRUNK

She said “blep”

@mothmandyy.bsky.social IS THE REAL G

Post surgery check up

It feels good to be known

one of my three regrets in life is that I WASNOT a teenage dirtbag, that’s why I’m making up for it so hard now

HES BACK HES BACK HES BACK EVERYONE SHUT UP SHUT UP QHHHHH

one of the vendors at the farmers market was selling ONE big into energy labubu and I almost bought it but it was $70

One of the hardest things about being a parent is when you make a spicy Mississippi roast and your lil guy is literally salivating for it but you cant give him any because you know itll upset his tummy.

Labubu? More like la-bustinmybutt