Fun little side effect from a new med- the WILDEST dreams. last night all I dreamt about was missing meetings and special lecturers in law school and just blood (BLuUhHDD) everywhere I was cleaning up blood all night

I can’t watch the Grammys I’m rewatching a 6 year old alien isolation VOD I’ve seen multiple times

a miniso opened at our outlets so I went this morning and it’s very cute! I got lots of candy and a keyboard!

he is so proud of his one single piece of food

the goosebumps theme and the RHONY main theme are the same song

My very Tudor, very war of the roses new rug

the whole team listening to moyka thanks to the sick spinnings of dj @carmbern.bsky.social

i don’t like al dente pasta!!! it is too hard! there I said it! maybe I haven’t had the right al dente preparation! i like the pasta firmness that comes after al dente but before soft! feed me pasta!

!!!!

BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY @halfmoonjoe.com ! YOU ARE COOL! (Like if you agree, repost if you agree)

fashion show stream but it’s just my dogs wearing vintage debutante jewelry while I gasp and fawn and tell them how beautiful they are and also hear me just slurping on pasta big time the whole time

Reliable Pig poomang.com/en/t/pig33_t...

DO NOT GO TO THE MALL AFTER WORK ON A WEEKDAY. TEENS MILLING ABOUT EVERYWHERE, BUYING NOTHING, IN MY WAY

the cackle I cucked

hello I’m ready to kiss

It’s so cold so I had to bundle up so much so I’m sweaty as hell but I’m also cute as hell

im a naughty boy on the Tudor court (pregaming Jbbq)

Wondering if the alpha males who did the gym reno knew this was the skydancers motto

some kind of aLiEn OrGaNiSm

new boss approved Friday wfh! this is HUGE- 5 years with this company and I could only wfh for weather.

fell asleep watching alien vod and had a dream Joe was a benevolent fighting AI and had collected chat from across our different realms and was taking us to his home base where he explained the Big Bad and we all turned out to be fairies, we were flying in fields of giant dandelion called Verstara

To honor your sacred vocation of Cyber Security

Thinking about doing a Valentine’s Day tree this year

The smallest dogs make the loudest snores

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Alicia Edwards.

what if this whole time I had a lovely wife named Amber

joe tried to expose me but I’ll expose myself @sashyenka.com

this dinner is so terrible I’m not even sharing pics

PROTECT GAY MODS

do you ever feel. Like a strip of green poop bags. Stuck in the courtyard lights.

Rozy got Hollander big pregnant.

merry Christmas Santa’s bringing everyone fat asses and one million bucks babyyyyyyy

Eating that famous Omaha style pizza for dinner!!!!!

“you ARE the christmas magic”, she whispered to herself while she made 3AM cinnamon rolls

are you kidding me with these new Starbucks lids

how to get younger looking knees/surgery for younger looking knees/serum for younger looking knees/do people think my knees look old/makeup to distract from my old knees/reverse knee aging? How/facelift but for knees/kneelift/best cream for knees/retinol for knees?/new pants

watching this mechanic sitting in my car with his lil clipboard doing his lil checklist just hitting the fattest rips off his geekbar

this is my magical Christmas tree merry Christmas and happy Christmas and happy holidays and happy new year from me to you and yours on this special time of year that is this time of year

Pay day, play day

He goes through hell sleeping all day (he is making little huffs)

buckle up fucko

No one at work can tell I went through the tiniest lil menty-b last week which is great, they all just keep saying they missed me at the holiday party (I am known to bring in da noise and also, time permitting, da funk)

The dogs are snuggled up on me and I'm eating Cheeto puffs and pickles and I'm so comfy

the compulsions have had their claws in me the last two days/I’m running on a vile blend of White Monster/milk/protein drink/electrolytes/ to complete the circle and be released I have to get on a ladder and into a bath/If I’m not back in five hours IM DEAD

Hmmmmmmm something about that

Woooooooooow

ive always wanted a theremin