happy birthday to our @sashyenka.com !!!! i can’t believe our friendship made it out of the gc this year! you are so wise and thoughtful and kind and it’s an honor to be your friend 🤍 and the rumors are true, he is very caked up!!!!

you'll never believe who i found......(not clickbait) twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

COme with MEEE to be an INFLUENCER as I try the VIRAL LONG JOHN SILVER'S DINNER FOR 1 MUKBANG and show off my UNBOXING HAUL (PR BOX) (RARE) from CHIC TRENDY BRAND @stjudeplaylive.bsky.social #StJudeAmbassador (also raising money for kid please hang out 🙂) twitch.tv/jpmark90

˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊ week of alexisdotpussy ˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊ tues - no stream (mr. dotgov's birthday) thurs at 6:30pm ET - more RE4 he he ha ha time we'll be back to normal soon oooooo 4/20

75 degrees out and sunny? im squirting. i squarted

sorry I locked in really hard on my bootleg lego practical magic house and realized this is the garden watering we speak of (also mr dotgov is ordering my pc tonight)……..see u tuesday :)

CHICKEN PARM LAVA LAMP VASE

idk if u knew this but my favorite streamer is live rn twitch.tv/zoralla

pubes is moss

just had therapy and we've been having too many feelings at the dotgov headquarters so we're gonna press pause on weekend streams for now. sunday's stream is still on, but i gotta untangle some stuff mentally and water my garden!! ily, thank you for showing up for me every week :)

hitting some speedbumps in the government mandated meetings but we're getting back on track soon! trying desperately to save ashley from dumb bitch syndrome and then we're finally gonna try some fortnite with chat!!!

so the curse on my bloodline just got lifted what’s the move tonight

seething with rage that ethel performed ptolemaea and i wasn’t there!!!!! idc it should have happened to me!!!!!!

picking up my wedding dress today ooooouuuuuuuu maybe igbok

terrible awful news: the new obs update keeps crashing the app and it keeps freezing my streamlabs plugin so probably no stream tonight :( i think we're at the end of the line and it's time to euthanize this old gal good news: time 4 new pc after being edged for months!!!!!!!

typing “boston cop slide” into every computer at the public library and playing it at full volume

let's just get ashley home safely so she can get to her shift at charlotte russe twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

it’s a national holiday!!!!!!! everyone wish my hot sexy fly best friend @princessjasmine.bsky.social a happy birthday!!!! I hope all of your dreams come true this year ✨

i love bitching

only stream for da week is right now! twitch.tv/zoralla

pokopia is so back so are weekend streams can't wait 2 see u and cradle u to my bosom xx

philly was Good

Ok now that she’s seen it I can finally show yall this art I made for sweet angel Zora who we all know is kind and generous and deserves the moon!!!! @zoralla.bsky.social

if you’re posting drag race spoilers your mom’s a ho!!!!!!!

‧₊˚ ☽ ⋅ .ᐟ grwm to go to jail ‧₊˚ ☽ ⋅ .ᐟ twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

Since I started spending time on Twitch, @stjudeplaylive.bsky.social season has always been my favorite time of year. Through this platform and cause, I've met amazing people who have changed my life. This year, I'm sharing the spotlight with them. Welcome to The Friendraiser.

im streaming if that means smthin to u twitch.tv/zoralla

i’m sick

brothers by chance, lovers by choice

pov: ashley bent over, boobs spilling out of her nurse's outfit delivering leon's first born "great job mama!" she says, handing him a swaddled baby it's mr. x twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

happy Trans Day of Visibility!!!! we love you & see you & want you to THRIVE!!!! 💙🩷🤍 got an email saying all donations to 14k to Trans Empowerment Project (the nonprofit we raised money for a couple years ago) are being DOUBLED thru april 5!!!! details/donate: give-usa.keela.co/dr-bronners-...

i cannot imagine a future without trans people because without trans people there isn't a future

new week, same schedule bc i'm addicted to leon "big naturals" kennedy!!! no stream again this weekend, i got additional jail time bc they had to pull me off this bitch that stole my doritos (nacho cheese not cool ranch)

LUNA TWOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO (im watching the vod)

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

ao3 tags: leon x luis, leon mpreg, leon x mr. x we're early btw twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

STREAMING !!! RN !!! twitch.tv/zoralla

starting RE4 oooouuuuuuuuu twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

the concept of executive member shopping hours at costco except it’s quiet hours where straight people aren’t allowed to talk or give opinions about anything

it’s monday

we're screaming this week bitch!!! feeling in the mood for horror so it's back to back leon ⋆˚࿔ no weekend streams for the next couple of weeks bc i have weekend jail for stealing 12 bic lighters from the corner store and giving them to the neighborhood kids

let's finish re2!!!! twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

rolling my eyes so far back into my skull today i'm seeing brain

girl my nerves are SHOT but raccoon city needs us twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

join us in defeating the midweek scaries

that big bitch machoke stole my lunch money twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

here is my truth this week: - an old bestie is coming to visit! - intentions are to stream at normal time - still rdr2 but we are gettin close!