it's just the same fuckin skeet atp maybe finishing tlou????? twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

love when you see someone complaining about "high school mean girl behavior" and it's just an adult woman talking to other adults

the happiest game on earth!!!! more tlou twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

oooo new schedule oooo committed to finishing tlou this week but with a twist - we're testing out multistreaming on tiktok! and maybe when we're done.......acnh? new island? maybe maybe maybe big week big dreams hope 2 see u there xx twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

should i tell zach that i just deleted his animal crossing island or let him find out organically -sent from ipad

excuse me why aren't u in here twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

dbd in one hour if you wanna come play with me! pajamas are mandatory! i’ve had a lot of caffeine and i have the shakes!!!!

hi it tlou time twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

mr. dot gov got me the rainbow foil editions so I can pick out my faves to display in my office on the !shelf 😭😭😭

so anybody got any drama going on im bored

losing my sleeping bag on purpose so i have to share with joel more tlou twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

some of y'all's freak thresholds are far too low. it's monday and the world is burning let us revel in our universal queef!!!!!!! don't get me started on what happens when i have my car seat heater on

are we ready for more heartbreak this week :/

who else is gonna rewatch vampire diaries w me

hittin the dougie to sufjan stevens (hopecore)

it had to be done

take your lexapro before you get in here more tlouuuu twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

let's fuckin do this twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

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hi hunties it's me alexis dot boots, are you ready for a slay week of serving our gaga lord and savior miss hole miller that's right mamas we're playing my favorite game for the 11th time and we WILL be crying wet salty loads i mean tears and shitting in the mother toilet yes gawd

woke up not feeling super great so no stream today :( but! we're starting tlou this week and i'm so exciteddddd - everyone rest up and do something nice for someone and i'll see you on tuesday ✨

hiiii moving stream to tomorrow, I forgot we have a baby shower today :( babies acting like they’re the first ones to have ever been born!!!! i did it first and did it better

might fuck around and get concerningly high and frighten my loved ones

just watched weapons.........yeah

let's go lesbians!!!!! halloweener eve stream starting nowwww twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

this picture cost 1 euro

it is time twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

bran stroker's great pumpkin charlie brown

if you've already seen frankenstein idc it should have happened to me first

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SWEET JULIEEEEEEE if I ever needed to write a strongly worded email or fist fight a child I would call you in every lifetime 💘🧡❤️‍🔥💖 @julieregina.bsky.social

anxiety but it's 2007 and your mom almost caught you on an interview with the vampire message board on the family computer

welcome back employees, it's pissy pants spooky time! dbd this week and then back to the grind on our farm so haley thinks we're hot sexy and fly and wants to move in with us maybe maybe maybe and make sure you get your permission slips signed so we can fall in love with joel miller next week!!!

see u at 1pm ET

catch-up debrief stream this weekend I’m just moving like a slug rn also a blind box haul!!!!

men should be required to go through additional screenings at airports including a mandatory 10 minute video on how much space you’re allowed to take up

just want to acknowledge the icon and legend who started a super cool new job and was missed so severely this week. jasmine you light up our lives and radiate such beautiful energy ✨ we are not us without YOU 🫵

is he

love wins methinks!!!!

hey girl boss do you want to make $420k a week working from your bed

caption her @ajaroferic.bsky.social

anything can happen but it’s 2008 and your parents are in the next room arguing about how they’re gonna keep the house

GET IN LINE BABE

ACP

I HAVENT POSTED A SINGLE THING BUT WE’RE HAVING FUN

when haley stands in her room with the door closed and i have a diamond i almost died for twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

can we stop talking about billionaires this is not a safe space

UP YOUR ZIGGY WITH A WAWA BRUSH

riding a horse from town to town with a lantern like paul revere but it’s to frantically tell people to grow their bush out