wait am I a lesbian

i think we should all get more anti A1 NOW!

𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝙇𝙊𝙐𝘿 𝙒𝙍𝙊𝙉𝙂 𝘽𝙐𝙕𝙕𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿

19 years ago hilary duff gave the world one of the most iconic performances

the cunts that did this and the dicks responsible (paying my credit card bill)

the smell of garlic and onions cooking in your friend’s house while they make you dinner and drink wine with you is so healing idk

IHAVENEVERBEENWITHMULTIPLEPARTNERSINMYLIFE

hey guys

just ate a bagged salad instead of letting it rot in the fridge. no weapon formed against me shall prosper

Europe, don’t forget to stay hydrated !

what if.......pretentious book club.....hmmm

seconding this! www.goodreads.com/user/show/13...

not to get real on main but no one prepares you for how lonely and isolating the months leading up to your wedding (or any major life event) can suddenly be

if i ever go missing don't call the cops, take rust cohle to the gas station for some cigarettes and a twelve pack and give him 6 days, he'll find me

and what if i said Love Island UK belongs in the smithsonian

i just saw a troy bolton ethel cain edit. it’s time for Bed. pack it up

LIVE NOW! ONE MORE PP STREAM TO GO!!! 📺 twitch.tv/jasteria

okay yes. the rumors are true but I wanted to address them on my own time. yes I do still have the cursed amulet and no it’s not for sale

reading vampire yaoi on my it follows clamshell e-reader

this series of mental instability brought to you by juno birch's moldy trailer park build Farrah Slumlorde is ready to accost vulnerable strangeville tenants, neglect that mysterious water stain dripping over your mattress, and take a massive taco bell shit in your toilet when you aren't home

i bought a bag of laffy taffy for the first time in over 5 years and i have 8 missing teeth and a dislocated jaw

CONTINUING THE BARBIE HOUSE 💅 + partner pushin! 📺 twitch.tv/jasteria

no 🩷

pregnant with the pokopia dlc btw

It feels weird but here’s a running list of things we need after the fire, so far I’ve just put fire mitigation and cleanup stuff but we may be adding as we continue with insurance. IF anyone feels so inclined and IF it would not be a financial burden, here is the link www.amazon.com/registries/g...

Happy birthday AJ!

it's a great day to open all of the windows in your house and twirl your bush pensively!!

computah show me the gay people in my phone

hi! reactivating my account temporarily to say that i'll be nuking bluesky for the time being to cut down on my doomscrolling, but i'll be back to streaming soon and you can find me there ♡ no firm schedule (gonna go with the flow), but hoping to do tues/thurs and maybe some extra days! love you!

checking on leon, he's being so brave with a victoria's secret g-string betwixt his cheeks!!!!! twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

my grass touching today is watching a video essay of the downfall of nikki blonsky, what about y'all

˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊ week of alexisdotcunt ˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊ tues at 6:30pm ET — resident evil 4 thurs at 6:30pm ET — tomodachi life yes we are inching ever closer to RE: requiem (with mods)! and yes we will continue the trials and tribulations of mama queef!!!

it is T(omodachi)ime twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

i have the gnarliest headache i’ve had in a min so i can’t pull it together for a stream but i had to show you my very special cherry lava lamp vase from @chickenparm7.bsky.social that just arrived!!!!! my nails kinda match too ooooouuuuu 🍒❤️💚

🚨❗im live ok .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ╰┈➤ twitch.tv/zoralla

˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊ week of alexisdotgov ˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊ tues at 6:30pm ET — tomodachi life thurs at 6:30pm ET — fortnite with chat another horror break week to have some goofies and start our love island compound!!!! c u there binch

have y’all met my long distance husband @ajaroferic.bsky.social ??? it’s his birthday today!!! my funniest friend, always down for anything, sometimes spills an entire drink into his lap at dinner, and ALWAYS dressing better than everyone else 😔 i love you so much have the best day 💜

happy birthday to our @sashyenka.com !!!! i can’t believe our friendship made it out of the gc this year! you are so wise and thoughtful and kind and it’s an honor to be your friend 🤍 and the rumors are true, he is very caked up!!!!

you'll never believe who i found......(not clickbait) twitch.tv/alexisdotgov

COme with MEEE to be an INFLUENCER as I try the VIRAL LONG JOHN SILVER'S DINNER FOR 1 MUKBANG and show off my UNBOXING HAUL (PR BOX) (RARE) from CHIC TRENDY BRAND @stjudeplaylive.bsky.social #StJudeAmbassador (also raising money for kid please hang out 🙂) twitch.tv/jpmark90

˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊ week of alexisdotpussy ˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊ tues - no stream (mr. dotgov's birthday) thurs at 6:30pm ET - more RE4 he he ha ha time we'll be back to normal soon oooooo 4/20

75 degrees out and sunny? im squirting. i squarted

sorry I locked in really hard on my bootleg lego practical magic house and realized this is the garden watering we speak of (also mr dotgov is ordering my pc tonight)……..see u tuesday :)

CHICKEN PARM LAVA LAMP VASE