Got to meet the fabulous @ginanomez.bsky.social from chat today!!!

one of the small pleasures in life is getting to go exist in Society™ and be flirty and have a back and forth with no further or ulterior intentions about it

I did not secure a seaweed or terra cotta mug or trinket bowl this time but the next time they drop I will find a way mark my words

Playlist is available on Spotify and YouTube Music if you want to vibe out! open.spotify.com/playlist/5kh... music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

The official VOD is uploaded! It is unlisted on my YouTube channel and you can view it here: youtu.be/yZP4mypfofc

Workshop happening right now! Come learn about color analysis! twitch.tv/colorbysacha

MUSIC IS STARTING RIGHT NOW! twitch.tv/colorbysacha come catch a vibe

The "is he hot or is he literally just a man" game levels reach devastating heights once summer weather reaches the Mediterranean

The playlist for the workshop is set! Music will go for an hour before the workshop officially starts to give me time to finish setting up and generally set a vibe. Theme is on your feet Latin-Iberian! 5 PM Eastern this Saturday

They shipped incredibly fast and are perfect. The leather is so soft

Do you ever sit stone cold sober and wonder just how long the initial opening of the Strait of Gibraltar took to start the process that flooded the Mediterranean basin? Just me?

To be sure that no one is confused, I've done up a quick graphic with the most common time zones for those who may wish to attend (based on survey answers and client locations) represented globally! The time is listed as when the music starts + when the workshop itself will start!

its coming

ordered some huaraches and chomping at the bit to finally have proper summer shoes for my short neighborhood strolls

@kimkangaroo.bsky.social check your ig message requests!

Reminder that the workshop is just under two weeks away! I have just contacted another batch of people on the waitlist, so be sure to check your chosen contact method! If I haven't gotten to you yet, don't worry, I will soon! Sign up for the waitlist here: forms.gle/XBfrcGTjz8qZ...

English having an effortlessly nonspecific word like sibling instead of just calling them "brothers" is cool, actually

number 9

Another warm autumn has joined the club! 🍂🍁✅ If you'd like to get yours done, fill out this form! forms.gle/8UJY2gVrQe8Z...

Reminder to save the date for the next workshop and that if you are currently waiting on your results from me, they will be ready next weekend! Sign up for the waitlist here: forms.gle/Ny5K53tWJFU13Vkn7

this is your periodic reminder that any YouTuber, TikToker, Instagram influencer, etc who claims to speak more than a few languages fluently and doesn't demonstrate it in some way extemporaneously/spontaneously is l y i n g to you for clicks

oh Anitta really did her big one with this album didn't she www.youtube.com/watch?v=r20z...

nobody* wants to work these days** __ * once again specifically me ** today

SAVE THE DATE! At the end of May I will be doing another color analysis workshop revisiting some of the concepts from the first one, diving into ALL of the seasons & subseasons, busting color analysis myths, & more! 6 PM ET, midnight Western Europe (Jun 1) Plus a brand-new playlist 1 hour before!

there is a video that came up in my YouTube recommendations about train stations and the person has no issues saying "Hauptbahnhof" but consistently says "Shongqing" instead of "Chongqing" and it's driving me nuts

@borschmajeure.bsky.social I had Ukrainian food for dinner and thought of u

happy birthday to our @sashyenka.com !!!! i can’t believe our friendship made it out of the gc this year! you are so wise and thoughtful and kind and it’s an honor to be your friend 🤍 and the rumors are true, he is very caked up!!!!

And speaking of Pantone...if you're interested in getting your colors done with me and you're not already on the waitlist you can sign up here! forms.gle/wJYtBUuKj5nS...

hbd to someone that makes me laugh, is so supportive and insightful, and is an anchor of reason when im feeling like my brain guts are spilled out on the curb. here’s to another year of friendship, sachoooo ⭐️ may you find many blind boxes and the elusive color seasons you seek

nobody else will ever get to hear jubie singing happy birthday to me in acadian french and that's just really sad but it was delightful

I was greeted to a Pantone birthday cake after dinner lmao it was perfect

Allegedly I turned 34 today

Sant Jordi is the patron saint holiday of giving roses and books in Catalonia, with streets filled with people browsing for books, roses, and artisan goods. Florists and booksellers rely on this day annually. Even Popmart had a special edition bookmark for the occasion!

a very special slice

siblings

I started getting laser hair removal on my neck and jawline last month bc at this point I'm aware I'll never have anything resembling a full beard and it is very funny to see exactly where the diode laser flashed when it grows out a little

If you would like to have your color analysis done, I have a new convenient way for you to get on the waitlist! Just fill out this form: forms.gle/Ny5K53tWJFU1... If you are already on the waitlist this is not required, and I will be contacting people from DMs and posts as spots open!

probably the funniest tracking update I've seen

I have also had some questions on whether I accept referrals from outside the HMJ community and the answer is YES! If you know someone who would like to get their colors done, send them my way! I am also available if you would like to gift a color analysis, just DM me!

the protocol, she can't take it. Mama the RPCs are failing!

Hi HMJ Chatters list! I've gotten some DMs so I want to clarify that the list is for everyone in the HMJ community to easily find and interact with each other. The only strict rules for it are to message me to get on/off the list and to use alt text. Big thread 🧵

Mexico recently has decided to stop being so lax about letting courts rubber stamp these things and wants the old timey records to have all matching names or no deal so now I have to wait a little longer than expected while I get records amended but it's happeninggggg

I have also had some questions on whether I accept referrals from outside the HMJ community and the answer is YES! If you know someone who would like to get their colors done, send them my way! I am also available if you would like to gift a color analysis, just DM me!

If you would like to have your color analysis done, I have a new convenient way for you to get on the waitlist! Just fill out this form: forms.gle/Ny5K53tWJFU1... If you are already on the waitlist this is not required, and I will be contacting people from DMs and posts as spots open!

Nothing beats walking down a pedestrianized street full of orange trees in blossom in the Mediterranean spring

Joined the cool kids club because Sacha told me I am a Warm Autumn 😌🍁🍊🍷🌻🌳

blowing minds through color analysis is just simply one of my favorite things

When you're talking to yourself, do you generally say we or I?

the rain did not stop me from having too much coffee and working on color analysis today! those of you who I contacted about your results ready this weekend will have it delivered tomorrow bc it's very late here now! I will be contacting the next batch of people on the waitlist this week!