Benoit Blanc pulling up at the pool having not been invited

I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why. I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.

who tr@mp thinks he is: Reagan who he really is:

I didn’t particularly love the outcomes of this but I drew my oc Lukas 25 times

сегодняшний муд

IT’S GIVING IRAQ

Мы же ебланы

we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind

The year is 2003

Thank you to @borschmajure.bsky.social for this super cute sketch of me and my Ginger!! First ever sketch of us together and it’s so cutie 🥰

me for absolutely no reason: i was born in 1601 im a vampire

Control is a perfect game except that it eventually ends

01 Jan 2026

A hope for world peace in 2026 ☮️ Artwork by Jackie Morris #WomensArt

Sometimes I have a skeet idea but then I go “no no this is only for the girls”

Control-posting: I kinda rock with Former. Idk what’s going on with that eye but hey

>2 million people live in this area but ok

Daycare centers were also the primary target of the Satanic panic, because fundamentally American religious conservatism is opposed to women having jobs outside the home.

Watching Glass Onion woth my dad and he blurts out a random, completely un-hinted-at solution to the mystery and I was like…. How…? In what world

Smith College basketball winning its first game back from break 106-36 (the first quarter score was 23-0)

Person to me: “How’d you become so radicalized?” Literally me:

just made an INCREDIBLE honey latte. do not talk to me.

Sapphire guys!!!!

more josh o'connor for you

Essential oil diffuser but it diffuses olive oil

Can I be honest if you’re putting together a dissertation or some work and you’re gonna have one of those boring flop covers… (see below)…. Just hmu I’ll consult for free

UPDATE: 💼I had opportunity to leave my last job to... 🎮Start indie development full time! 🔴Considering streaming it all day, just for fun If you have advice / warning / wanna wish me good luck, leave me a comment! #gamedev #indiedev #streaming #lgbtq #sologamedev

“Men’s sweater” WRONG! Sweaters can’t be for men or for women sweaters are genderless good bye

whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be

As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative

Control is such a fun game because you are a woman and you zoom around and throw things. Like that’s lowkey me but red hair

Some of y’all didn’t get really into an eldritch-horror baseball sim and then become a semi-pro journalist for an unofficial related news outlet for said baseball sim during the pandemic aND IT SHOWS.

So Benoit Blanc is gay right?

В русском алфавите есть какие шедевры как вот так Жж или вот такой вау Йй и даже Ыы

Gougougougou

Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:

🌻🌼💐 do any HMJ people want to do an art trade? Or something like that? I need a reason to draw!!! Please dear god help me!! 🌻🌼💐

no way

Did a post Christmas vacuum and it’s healing me

Guys I’m literally obsessed with him

Of the 18 people who were supposed to be at Christmas dinner today, only my two grandparents and my household (me, sis, mom, dad) showed. Everyone else cancelled abruptly. My mom cooked for 18 and got 6. Sick dude.

Around midnight in this quiet, child filled residential neighborhood people decided to set off illegal fireworks for — and I’m not joking — 35-40 mins. The things I think should happen to those people….

Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car

Don’t worry guys I got the “you’re the family homosexual” gift

Where is my wallet

I quite like the knives out movies

If you got to do a trade and you were amazing at it (e.g. masonry, plumbing, cosmetology) which would you do? I’m doing carpentry.

Anyone else say “conclave” like “con-klah-wey?”

Woman Struggles To Put Down Bags While Holding Coffee Like Dog Trying To Fit Stick Through Door https://theonion.com/woman-struggles-to-put-down-bags-while-holding-coffee-like-dog-trying-to-fit-stick-through-door/