Just got to the part about throwing lemons in the toilet jfc

I can’t vent much about work cause of privacy stuff I just have to get off my chest that this whole past week I was worried about someone and now they are coming out of it and I’m just happy and proud and I love my peeps. If you have a therapist here’s your reminder that they DO care about you.

Hey before you decide to watch videos on your phone without headphones in a therapist’s waiting room, DON’T. (Not my client because my clients don’t wait honey 💅)

By the way if you were hoping to get catchy pop-punk melodies with poetic lyricism recently and felt disappointed, listen to the Format discography and you will get your fix.

THE FORMAT IS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM

Hey Siri how much dry shampoo can be stored on a single head.

Favorite HMJ vods that you watch for comfort/joy?

Big sads today because !husband left for 2 weeks to Sri Lanka and the dogs are sad and I’m sad but I have a market Friday so I need to glaze pots all day but I just wanna cuddle with the dogs on the couch and order food.

We got Doechii tickets

You’ll never see the unboxing video. It’s going in the Disney vault. But here’s a screenshot from it where my dog is clearly bullying me as it’s happening.

SHE JUST LOVES LOVE

My labubu is HERE

Still watching Hunting Wives lol

It’s fine! *puts folklore back on*

I will be in the studio all day today and I am generally TS-neutral but she does make good pottery music so I’m going to try this new album while I throw and I’ll get back to you.

Why did no one tell me about Hunting Wives If you are about to say “we’ve been talking about this show for weeks where have you been” don’t bother we literally just caught up with Gilded Age

*looks around* *whispers* Wtf is light red?

The bad news is my husband leaves Saturday for Sri Lanka for two weeks to look at birds and animals and we are proudly very codependent. The good news is that seems like a good opportunity to join ya’ll on Roblox.

This bitch ate two sticks of butter off the counter two nights ago and hasn’t even had diarrhea and is just flaunting it in our faces.

!husband says “I brought you flowers” and it’s a handmade mug you’ve had your eye on for weeks from the shop down the street. 🥹

I voted for Adelita Grijalva. I watched her speak at a Bernie rally. I met her father in DC when I was 16 while I was volunteering for the Epilepsy Foundation. My vote is being suppressed.

My sister got a new kitten. This is the list she compiled of names with her teenage daughters. Tag urself I’m dolla dolla dolla sign.

Me, last night, drunk off one beer, posting that pic: “I am the funniest person alive.” Me, today:

Sunday night drunkie.

Love our sweet desert yard.

We made it out! And I got to be a high school kid again with 10,000 other elder millennials.

Art studio p*rn (just cleaned it).

The market went GREAT last night but my back is so sore from posture checking myself for 4 straight hours.

Customer at this market is wearing a shirt that says “Ketchup is a garbage condiment” @halfmoonjoe.com

In reality I had 5 sessions in a row and they were all quite weepy (as in they wept, I wanted to weep), so self-medicating with toys seemed like…fine.

Just ordered a labubu what have you people done to me

Sand your pottery so they have SMOOTH BOTTOMS.

I wish I have EVER felt this relaxed.

Not getting kicked out of one family member’s streaming service so we gotta get the password to another family member’s streaming service or we have to start pirating again…

What time is the rapture ARIZONA TIME? Jfc

My dog when I want her attention versus when she wants my attention.

Ya’ll I can say this now but I was supposed to be on a jury for a MURDER trial next week and I got excused and I’m so fucking relieved. Not seeing clients for who knows how long and do NOT put a man’s life in my hands and do NOT make me do GROUP PROJECTS.

Her mother’s daughter.

Literally please let this rapture be legit get those fundies OUT of here.

Me when I have a client who is a good storyteller.

Drinking our coffee on the back porch, enjoying the sunrise, watching one of our dogs try to eat the other dog’s barf. They fight over the barf. Life is beautiful.

That Nuremberg rally that happened today is some Phoenix bullsh*t. Down here in Tucson we are protesting as usual. There’s two Arizonas. I’m sure I’ll have to delete this.

Been wanting to make a mug like this since our last trip to Japan, where this is the common mug style. Just a lil chubby guy that’s like your cute coffee/tea buddy in the morning. I love him so I made 5 more.

My nail tech goes “girl your nails look crazy” well yeah they also smell like chicken now so have fun.

Early for my nail appointment so eating chicken strips in the parking lot kinda Saturday.

Every 2 years I have to renew my therapist license which gives me immense “I’m in trouble” anxiety because I always feel like they are gonna just decide not to renew mine because I did something wrong. Anyway I submitted my renewal today and got approved within seconds so it’s obviously automated. 🫠

I got a tummy ache. Flew too close to the tortilla-shaped sun. Goodbye taqueria. See you in a few years.

I see your jalapeño discourse but I just can’t let a British man be the authority on spicy food.

It’s lunchtime which means time for my quesadilla with two reds. One day I won’t be able to look at one of these again but today is not that day.

Sitting on the back porch while it’s raining watching my husband move every potted plant out into the rain because “they should enjoy this too.”