holiday weekend maxxing

do land turtles and sea turtles know about each other

me with an inside joke from 3 years ago

we finally won

it’s me vs the crickets trying to fuck outside my window

we (me) needed this

waking up to see that Night Eric has visited and blessed your household 🙂‍↕️

stuck in a caffeine/melatonin loop

and suddenly i am 8 episodes deep into arrested development, ty fam

portlandia, i think you should leave, or arrested development tonight?

the purchase that brought my account to 44¢ 💗

the hole in your chest after finishing a tv show (community for the 100th time)

here ya go…… what does she know……

just how i imagined, 31 years old with 44¢ in my account 🤩

idk if yall could handle my middle school pic 🙏⛪️👼

this is who runs this account 💗

celebrating mom’s promotion 😎

*touches hands together menacingly* time to play with makeup

ketchup loving gemini with a tv at an acceptable height

The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.

lykke li album tomorrow, headphones already shoved deep in my ears

they don’t tell you how lonely healing can be

a horror story in three parts: found my dream purse, found out it’s $6k, found out they don’t make it anymore

a bidet? on your period? groundbreaking

having one of those days where i am just pretending to do my job 💗

healing

oh wow what does he want this time

feeling out of sync with the universe today

my ability (or stupidity) to stay up until 1am after waking up at 3:30am needs to be studied

dad stop i’m already dead (he named me)

okay the devil wears prada 2 far exceeded my expectations…… which were nearly on the ground tbh. the story, characters, fashion, music, cultural relevance 🤌💋

delirious/exhausted but wearing cerulean to watch a certain new movie tonight……

oh woooooooow

having brain ickies on a random monday

My polite and effective way of saying this is this screenshot and a heavy handed but gentle stare at…quite a few of you.

hbd my sweet icky wicky!!!! a gem of a friend who is loving, thoughtful, present, easy going, and more! still can’t believe i get to be friends with the person who always made me laugh like crazy in chat 💗

up late with a popsicle and barbie fashion designer cd-rom

time for my 97th rewatch of community 🙂‍↕️

first day off without plans/appointments in probably a month tomorrow and mama is going to sleep, drink choccy milk, and watch her shows

hbd to someone that makes me laugh, is so supportive and insightful, and is an anchor of reason when im feeling like my brain guts are spilled out on the curb. here’s to another year of friendship, sachoooo ⭐️ may you find many blind boxes and the elusive color seasons you seek

i ❤️ my mom

hey what the fuck is this

desperate for sleep 🫠

new lana single maybe igbok!!!!!

go girl give us nothing

well, keys and badge back in purse after PTO :( motivation not found :(

do you ever feel like you’ve seen everything on the internet for the day

having a much needed rot day and trying to not feel guilty