The inflation on the trinket economy has gotten out of hand! Why was my calico critter bling bag $13!

I don’t have “Birds in a Nest” often, but it always feels like a fancy way to have eggs & toast. 🍳🍞

Ok but what we’re NOT going to do is let big box stores co-opt a “crafty aesthetic” just because it’s “trendy” right now!!!

Confirmed my cat wakes me up at 6:30/7am not for food, but so that I’ll hang out on the couch while she bird watches in the early morning….. and if I try to go back to bed she pushes stuff off my nightstand! Such a little rascal.

A week and a half in and my new vivid colored streaks in my hair are basically gone…. Something about that!!!! Going in for a touch up next week!!! Barely even had time to take a cute pic to share…

Toad looked at the sunshine coming through the window. “Frog,” he said, “I am so glad that you came over.” “I always do,” said Frog.

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Overall rating: 7/10! They are a little more narrow than the Kiss IMPRESS nails I typically use. I wore them for a solid week. Started experiencing lifting at the cuticle end by day 6 but no nails ever popped off. I did go swimming, washed dishes by hand with hot water, and opened soda cans!

Back at work after being away for less than a week…. Why has everything gone to hell!!!!

Catching up on VOD’s after being away this week. Both the cat and Joe are trying to take my recovery Waffle House!!!

Nothing like watching someone order a 6am Bloody Mary at the airport. My nervous stomach could never! 😭

Testing out O.P.I’s “sticking point” press on’s this week (sticky tab, not glue)…. Will keep y’all updated with how they hold up!!!!

Days with Frog and Toad by Arnold Lobel

A little makeup refresh/ retail therapy at ulta today 🤭

Happy All you need is a light jacket day xoxo

love how brands are like "ye of course we have plus size yay curve" and then you click curve and it's like "hehe fooled you! not our actual designs! here's a separate collection of trash for your hog body!" also "sry babe it's more money bc the factory ran out of fabric to cover your fat :( xoxo"

Trying to entice me to not work today!!

Fingies crossed I can get a piece from the Totally Spies x Tyler McGillivary collection tomorrow and it’s not one million doll hairs. I really want the mini dress!!!

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LOVE a pressed penny

And what if I said I JUST found out it was the “Allman Brothers” and not the “ALMOND Brothers”…..

Record store day tomorrow!!!! Not seeking out anything specifically but it’s the perfect occasion to purchase a new vinyl and grab a fun coffee!

Finally bought some prescription sunglasses so that I am not blind this summer!! Just one of those small things that’s easy to put off but will improve quality of life.

Joined the cool kids club because Sacha told me I am a Warm Autumn 😌🍁🍊🍷🌻🌳

Out for a cocktail tonight because it’s been a week!!!! (Sipping a fruity drink for all of chat tonight)

Dear Chat: anyone have those Loop earplugs? If so: what type do you have? Do you like them? Bonus if you have small ear holes and you find them comfortable! I’m thinking of finally investing in some for loud work environments/ loud restaurants with no noise absorption design.

I’m gonna need coffee shops/ breakfast places to understand they have to let the chia seeds soak for a few minutes or infuse them with the yogurt instead of sprinkling them on top of a parfait. (Me someone who is afraid of a chai seed growing inside my stomach)

april ❤️

Yeah….

Aperol spirtz, watching Love Overboard, and a spring breeze is coming through the windows. Life can be good!!!

Got a lineup of Good Molecules products because I finally ran out of my hodgepodge mix of skin care items. Will report back at the end of the month if I’ve seen any progress! (Hoping it does in fact work because it’s relatively affordable in terms of skin care)

Y’all know about her?

I have a vision that I need someone (DJ Fishbob) to execute… Imagine… the mash up/ transition between Perfect (Exceeder) by Princess Superstar with Mason AND Sexistential by Robyn. I envision a good crossover with all the times ‘push’ is said.

Sony Video TV Recorder GV8 (1988)

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$19.95 + shipping & handling used to mean something!!!!!!

smthin abt me... i love @chickenparm7.bsky.social 's pottery ❤️ support the divas!! ⤷ liliumstudiosart.com

I finally updated to iOS 26 after clutching onto iOS 18 for so long and I HATE the Liquid Glass on everything, especially the messages. Hateithateithateit!!!!

April challenge: no buy month for coffee shops. I need to save my sweet treat money for a weekend trip at the end of the month. (Level: potentially impossible. The small businesses will wonder where I have gone)

Sorry I’m pure of heart and don’t like being incessantly tricked on this dreaded day every year!!!!

Get the snack sized shrimp cocktail from the grocery store to have with dinner just to feel something !!

happy Trans Day of Visibility!!!! we love you & see you & want you to THRIVE!!!! 💙🩷🤍 got an email saying all donations to 14k to Trans Empowerment Project (the nonprofit we raised money for a couple years ago) are being DOUBLED thru april 5!!!! details/donate: give-usa.keela.co/dr-bronners-...

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Hi chat! Looks like some of y’all who ordered from my website are getting your items delivered today. If you did, please DM me so I know everything made it safely!

It’s “I should listen to Best Coast’s entire discography again” type weather.

Nachos for dinner!!!!!!

um not enough people are paying attention 2 me :/