toešjam
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Look at the instagram posts of your local news weather reporting woman and you will find the horniest grandpas
about 15 hours ago
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Just saw a commercial for a movie called HAMNET?!!
about 16 hours ago
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I hate when I send my husband 1000 instagram reels in one sitting, he looks at none of them, and then resends one weeks later.
2 days ago
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I need to get my eyebrows done so bad. Actual photo of me attached.
3 days ago
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Mad Men is gonna be on HBO Max omfg canāt wait to rewatch for the 10th time
5 days ago
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Wearing jewelry is performative?!!?
5 days ago
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Called out
6 days ago
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I said I wasnāt gonna do screen time for baby toe but she screams every time I put her down to do something, so Iāve been putting on Sesame Street and wow, I fucking love this guy????
7 days ago
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Me, to Baby Toe: Can you day āmamaā? š š Her, confidently: Dada.
9 days ago
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My parents are getting their kitchen redone and my dad keeps saying itās the kill room, like from Dexter.
10 days ago
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Does anyone have any good planners they recommend??? I need something with a monthly calendar and ample space for notes n stuff per day. Would love for it to be spiral bound too.
10 days ago
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Last four games I played (Roblox doesnāt count)
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11 days ago
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Gordon Skramzy
11 days ago
Happy "I'm Ribs!" day to all that celebrate.
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Please recommend me cozy switch games that arenāt farming simulators. Or games with turn-based combat. Or are just easy enough for a grandma like me
12 days ago
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lilly
13 days ago
@toejams.bsky.social
drop dead gorgeous
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I might or might not do official holiday cards but will send something back to anyone I get one from regardless !!!
13 days ago
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I get too emotionally attached to t-shirts.
14 days ago
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Weāre posting pet pics??? Here are my original babies, Margot and Pearl (and bonus me).
14 days ago
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The way this would become a staple of my wardrobe
15 days ago
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Downstairs neighbor repeatedly leaving and entering, slamming the front door, all while their multitude of dogs bark nonstop. I canāt wait to move.
15 days ago
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Just had a flashback to my 12th grade US Government class and we were talking about Dick Cheney and my teacher (old man) goes, āMiss Jam, do you like Dick?ā The whole class laughed but I was like š«„
17 days ago
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Iāll never stop thinking about this
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17 days ago
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Iām watching the new Frankenstein and Iāve only ever seen the Young Frankenstein iteration of this story and Iām so confused.
18 days ago
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I got 26 dollars from the Facebook lawsuit - chat, what should I buy?!?
18 days ago
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I asked my husband to get frozen shrimp at the store and he got the wrong kind in every capacity. Peeled? ā Tail off? ā Medium-size? ā Now I gotta manhandle these jumbo nasty scrimps ughhggggg at least theyre deveined
19 days ago
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19 days ago
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Alright, this is what youāre all getting this year
19 days ago
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Oldest selfie on your phone 2016? 2017? accidentally taking a selfie and posting it to Snapchat anyway because I was WASTED
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20 days ago
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Canāt sleep, gotta keep playing vampire survivors on my phone
20 days ago
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My husband somehow figured out Baby Toe squeals with delight whenever the chorus to Amber by 311 plays?!??
22 days ago
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ADHD diagnoses acquired. Please god let this adderall help me
22 days ago
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Spawned into my restaurant and everyone was in their panties
23 days ago
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Ginge.
24 days ago
Went out for dinner earlier. The host kept putting their toes in the soup and dancing through the window at me whilst scantily clad. I had the baklava. 10/10 will be going back again.
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Best costume I saw tonight was a kid dressed like a port-o-potty.
25 days ago
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Someone asked if I was taking Baby Toe trick-o-treating and I was like, āno I think itās weird when adults take a baby who canāt eat candy outā and they looked at me like I was an asshole. Chat, is this a hot take???
26 days ago
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My friend sent this to me Iām so mad
27 days ago
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Ten minutes into Weapons and Iām checking where it takes place because I immediately noticed the PA inspection stickers in Julia Garnerās car
30 days ago
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Love the Walmart āBreak 100 Bonesā Challenge
about 1 month ago
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I canāt stop watching Hereditary. My favorite spooky movie for the spooky season
about 1 month ago
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(mic crackle) take the shot
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about 1 month ago
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Now what is this
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about 1 month ago
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These mobile game ads are so unhinged
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Trying to get an ADHD screen and med management⦠they said yes š š
about 1 month ago
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Saw some goats and also watched The VVitch the other day so I was looking for Black Phillip.
about 1 month ago
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Help. Saw this pic of me from like 2 years ago and want bangs again.
about 1 month ago
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Nap time for everyone here.
about 1 month ago
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My parents have too much money to be buying this single-ply ass toilet paper. Come on.
about 1 month ago
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Itās rat dinner (eating enough little bits of whatever is leftover in the fridge to make a full meal before grocery shopping) night
about 1 month ago
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Me arriving at the gastroenterologist today ready to talk about poop n farts n bholes
about 1 month ago
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