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33. she/her. can I have a snack?
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Gonna use this as a thread to post a random image from my phone everyday so I can delete them from my packed library but also still have them because Iām a digital hoarder 1/?
5 months ago
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about 20 hours ago
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Bob mode: activated
1 day ago
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I forgot to post my results from the amazing
@sashyenka.com
- but whoād have thought my season included all my favorite colors ?! šš«ššø
2 days ago
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Me waiting for my husband to come home from working late with my birthday dinner.
3 days ago
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I just received The Golden Girls Word Search, Quips, Quotes and Coloring Book (Coloring Book & Word Search) - Flexibound from lesbianashley via Throne. Thank you!
https://throne.com/t0ejam
#throne
3 days ago
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Early birthday present š
4 days ago
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Me if I had been there (Iām Mrs. Rene)
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6 days ago
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I hope yall felt my spirit in the club last night š
6 days ago
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Me doing my colonoscopy prep
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Skibidi Toilet Killer Klown Jump Scare
Alt: Skibidi Toilet Killer Klown Jump Scare
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9 days ago
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11 days ago
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12 days ago
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My grandma (rip) was adamant someone take this picture when she moved into assisted living so I took it and have had it since, and now my husband doesnāt want to hang it in our home?!
13 days ago
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My 12 year old nephew just said āVaping isnāt Tung Tung Tung Sacoolā
13 days ago
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Almost had a panic attack when I only counted 8 goslings in the goose family that hangs out in our backyard - but a straggler came running out and I can breathe easy
15 days ago
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Had a dream that I was dating a guy who looked exactly like Riff Raff (not the rocky horror one). What the FUCK is going on in my subconscious
17 days ago
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My husband is trying to remember a song that he claims has a line like āso many hot women without a braā and Iām at a loss. Allegedly released around 2010.
18 days ago
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Wawa, bring back the everything bagel seasoned soft pretzels, cowards!!!
24 days ago
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27 days ago
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Beautiful day for Porchfest!!!
28 days ago
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Need a miffy baggu so bad
28 days ago
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Should I get a mom bob for summer? Be honest.
29 days ago
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I know Spotify Bad but they made me a playlist of my favorites top songs since I started using it in 2011 and unfortunately itās all bangers
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Your All-Time Top Songs
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1CKOekojpAY4Ov?si=5HfGbF_1RfmF0CdSopJkdg&pi=WVURM_QjSZi2L
29 days ago
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Guys remember this song
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Morningwood - Nth Degree
YouTube video by MorningwoodVEVO
https://youtu.be/t-ORHKxaXmA?si=K38NtPRCsLSQSUtN
29 days ago
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Crying at this beautiful watercolor my husband had commissioned for Motherās Day by the very talented @mmomothz.co (on Insta). Literally in awe š
about 1 month ago
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excuse me?!
about 1 month ago
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This is who runs this account
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about 1 month ago
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Good thing I didnāt because I got food poisoning. THANKS, CHIPOTLE.
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about 1 month ago
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āIf you eat these jalapeƱos and donāt poop for 12 hours, Iāll get you a switch 2.ā Chat, I was about to do it.
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about 1 month ago
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Me to my husband all week leading up to Motherās Day
about 1 month ago
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A raggedy old man came up to me and the store and was like, āya know any good jokes about redheads?ā And I was like no???? And then he goes āwell Iād tell ya but I donāt think he wants to hear itā and points to Baby Toe. What the fuck.
about 1 month ago
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My husband just left me a voicemail pretending to be the GI office confirming my ābutt surgery (colonoscopy)ā
about 1 month ago
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My dad came back today from a college rugby team reunion and is telling stories about dudes named Mean Larry, Creepy Vick, Animal, Angel of Death, Yogi, Billdo, Emu, Herk Herk the Jerk, Scrodman (RIP) and Emu.
about 1 month ago
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Without downloading anything new where are you at mentally
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about 1 month ago
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The GI office told me to show up THIRTY MINUTES before my scheduled appointment. Iām giving them fifteen.
about 1 month ago
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I had three beers and two ice cream sandwiches
#yolo
about 2 months ago
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This is killing me
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Iām on that good kush & alcohol #oblivion #fy #funny #skyrim #fyp #trending #viral #viralvideo
YouTube video by YoungDaze
https://youtube.com/shorts/HTT22izdwsI?si=Pt6zAl0UpmBKfk8e
about 2 months ago
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I guess I went to the labcorp they do drug testing at cuz Iām in the waiting room with a bunch of huge tatted up bald dudes with beards who Iām assuming will be operating heavy machinery.
about 2 months ago
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Trying to color with Baby Toe but she just wants to chew on the crayons
about 2 months ago
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Iām going to fight him.
about 2 months ago
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Happy thursdee
about 2 months ago
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WHY IS MY DRYER NOT DRYING
about 2 months ago
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Zendaya is meechee
2 months ago
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My mom found my bag of crochet stuff in her basement. I gave up on it years ago when I wasnāt immediately good at it. Do I dare try again????
2 months ago
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Woke up from my nap with the jingle āLāOrĆ©al kids, new strawberry smoothie shampoo!ā stuck in my head. What does it mean
2 months ago
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I wish I had a bathtub like Francisās in Pee-weeās Big Adventure.
2 months ago
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One time in high school I wrote a paper about Carl Jung but didnāt proofread it and wrote his name as āCarl Hungā in the title.
2 months ago
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I want a Seattle dog so bad (Iāve never had one I just know Iād love it) š
2 months ago
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I missed wet day this year oh no
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2 months ago
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Who was posting about Christopher Meloni the other day? Iāve been thinking about this image since then.
2 months ago
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Stopped by the Flop House and everyone there was asking why youāre late on rent.
2 months ago
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