Just went outside for a walk and it smells like shit 🥴

Do you all know about the knitted Frog and Toad stop motion shorts on TikTok?

Do you think that when people voted for sports betting, that would mean being harassed non-stop by FanDuel commercials.

This was great for engagement.

I was like “WOW I got the notification REALLY late”

The yearbook I mentioned, I was in the 3rd grade lol

When I sense that there’s some tea brewing but I’m too afraid to ask about it 👀

Surely there are fashion designers making interesting looking suits for men, why are we still so boring, the women are out here wearing works of art

lol well after that (internal) crash out, another co-worker who I thought wouldn’t be able to work offered to take the shift and now I don’t have to work at all. And now I feel silly! Lol

I’m so pissed (this is me whining and spiraling fyi) I tried to work in the morning for a certain day so I could go to my town’s Christmas parade that I never get to go to because , shocker, I’m working, and of course I had asked off too late because no one bothered to cross those days off!

I really need to start a thread of all the unhinged ASMR videos/thumbnails I come across

The Share feature on Pokémon TCGP has been the best thing, I love sharing cards that people don’t have yet

How are you supposed to respond when your boss asks you “how are you?” ‘Cause I can’t respond with the Dorinda “not well bitch” gif lol

EMOM (every minute on the minute) exercises are such bullshit Oh you aren’t fit and it takes longer to do exercises? Go fuck yourself, you don’t get to rest you lazy fuck.

Hello Fresh gave me carrots instead of broccoli 😫

Oh no Netflix is having me screen an artsy movie.

I need this as a plush immediately

I need to go into town to deposit a check but if I do that I’ll also want to give myself a little treat…

I’m going to watch the Golden Girls 40th Anniversary Special and cry.

I don’t know how bingo cards are generated but this card is literally just the first 5 numbers of each line lol (Also this is not a bingo, this is a blackout card that we premark for later)

I may have convinced a friend to start playing Stardew Valley, you all would be so proud (I have never played Stardew Valley lol)

I’ve never got to see it before!

Meant to schedule a DoorDash for later today but I backed out of the order to fix it and didn’t schedule it again so it’s coming now lol

We officially know too much about each other.

All love in the HMJ commune!

(Slight GBBO spoilers) Wow, they really treated Aaron like shit on this last episode huh? It’s really ruined the entire episode for me.

Am I mishearing the song or is she singing about her partner being mistaken for her dad?

Honestly thank god I’m about to go to work because the ‘I’m going to die alone’ thoughts are about to start 🥴

The ACA premiums being shown right now are without the extension, right? Because my premium is surprisingly low. Am I just that poor? lol

There’s drama at bingo 👀

As if I didn’t already feel inadequate as a 34 year old lol

Since Joe won’t see this: people should be able to honk their horns whenever wherever

If you don’t like someone, then don’t interact with them, but if you decide instead to antagonize them when they’re not doing anything wrong, then you’re just bullying.

Got called in to work on my only day off for a while and now I have an unbearable headache. I really wanted to enjoy today ☹️

The stars aligned to be able to sleep in today which I’ve been wanting to do forever.

It’s wild that my apartment is only 3 degrees lower than what it’s normally at but it feels like a freezer.

I don’t know if any of you are familiar with the YouTube channel, MovieBitches, they were a very fun Drag Race/movie review channel, and they had to stop making videos because Avaryl got breast cancer, and the news just broke that she passed away 😕

I don’t have a day off on the next schedule, so I guess you’re all invited to my funeral!

Wondering if I could figure out a way to nap while also walking on the treadmill.

I don't like it when GBBO is stressful, this is supposed to be my cozy warm and fuzzy show

I’ve finished my look for work, now to not touch my face all day lol

Why do my dumbest moments always happen in chat lol

Does anyone have experience with the app BFF? I’m using it to see if I can find friends but I do find it a little weird to treat that like a dating app. Also, there’s no one nearby and I don’t have a car which I fear might unattract people.

There’s a trending song on TikTok where you show off your Halloween costume but the song was famously used on SYTYCD and that’s all I can think of.

This is so much bigger than what I thought I was buying, this was only 160 dollars lol I thought this would be like lightweight and movable lol

Anxiety is so stupid, what do you mean I feel like I’m supposed to be doing something or the world is going to end?

I know very little context but I saw a clip from Dragula on TikTok and I’ll be saying “call the bitch’s mom” for a while

Costume party theme: Michael Kors describing a dress on Project Runway.

I wish my walking pad would get here already it’s starting to get cold and rainy and I can’t go on walks :(