Treated myself to a new toilet seat 💅

Connections thinks they’re so fucking funny don’t they

I had to walk into town to deposit a check and I treated myself to an ice cream cone because it’s so hot out and I was fighting for my life to eat this thing before it all melted onto me lol

Oh I see none of us are alright, cool cool cool

Subway wants us to start labeling every single pan of bread we make that's kind of insane tbh

Happy birthday to @ro-the-mo.bsky.social ! You are so annoying… …ly sweet, generous, loving, handsome, and precious ❤️ I hope you have a great day! I know so many nice things being said about you is so going to give you ulcers but you deserve to hear them and they’re all true! Love you! 🫰

Oh so this is what Sunday Scaries feel like huh

86 didn’t use to feel like this 🥵

What is this challenge lol

Reason I just cried: I saw that Ash Ketchum kept a Bayleef as one of his Pokemon and Bayleef is one of my favorites

Omg is that the Fjallraven Kanken via Zora? Thank you again, love you! ❤️

I swear I'm much smarter than what my typing implies lol

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @shaneybeee.bsky.social !!! I love your humor and confidence, you’re Omaha’s hottest bombshell ❤️ I hope you have a great day!

@zoralla.bsky.social I am in shock, thank you so much for your generosity

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes! I love you all, this community is the best thing to happen to me ❤️ It feels VERY weird to be 35 lol

Wordle made me cry lol

Being genuinely surprised by Drag Race is a nice surprise to be honest.

Doordash is going to be so sick of me by the end of this week lol

It’s just me and my emotional support business turret against the world

Yesterday I didn’t want to go to sleep because I had work, tonight I don’t want to sleep because I worked all day and didn’t get to have a day at all.

Just discovered kinusaiga, kind of want to try it lol

If I go to bed that means I have to wake up and work an 11-close tomorrow and I don’t want to

I did not come out pool time unscathed unfortunately I PROMISED I USED SUNSCREEN

Look who made it to the pool

The original Viva La Vida just doesn’t sound right anymore…

Love when a co-worker tells me at midnight that they’re sick and can’t work and I have to find cover when everyone is fucking asleep 🥴

I can’t help but hear Pinky Up as Pick Me Up

This was about the JLO movie Cam was talking about lol

Yay my mug came! @potcake216.bsky.social

Co-worker thought I was 24

I hope we get a new 3D Mario announcement tomorrow.

CAM IS ONLY 6 FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 300 BTW!!!! IF UR NOT FOLLOWING UR BEING HOMOPHOBIC DURING PRIDE MONTH!!!!

Happy birthday AJ!

So I tried something lol

Salina EsTitties, more like Salina EsEnojadisimo.

Some of these dads on Drag Race 🫦

Hello Rebecca, did you forget that I have a livejournal

New work out strategy, working out during streams and maybe the pseudo-body doubling will get me to do things.

Depressed but refreshed

The pool is almost ready! Can’t wait to think about going to the pool but never actually doing it.

Day off starts NOW

No offense r u gay

My co-worker handed me an order to put on the pick up shelf and then I said to her "thank you for coming in, have a nice day" So yeah I need a day off.

Love having to wake up at an ungodly time to come to work to have a meeting about important stuff that is happening soon and half the staff won’t even be here. 🫩

Im at lunch with my family and they’re talking about poop knife

I finally worked out! Will I keep this up? Who knows!

Fair Photo Dump Food with a particular condiment:

I’m going to post something later that is going to upset A LOT OF YOU, watch this space