So its custom for customers to pick out their own chips and drinks at Subway. Been like this forever. So its always so funny when a customer complains that they didn't get chips and drinks. Babe, YOU DIDN'T get your chips and drinks. They're on your side of the store lol

Am I going to get re-addicted to Fortnite lol

This is who run this account

In a single episode Moomin learns the importance of gun safety and then ruins the air quality of Moominvalley to save Ho-Oh

Last year my mom shared a desire to go to a Banana Ball game and so I was curious to see when they would be in KC again and every SINGLE GAME in the entire country is sold out for the entire season. They really said “fuck you for even thinking you had a chance” lol

Everything I’ve ever read about The Boys makes me think that it was secretly written by a 15 year old edgelord.

My sister’s name is Taffie… 😬

I was this 🤏 close to working out and then I got an email saying that there is a main water break and I don’t have water to shower with afterwards.

This is a post about today’s Connections so look away if you don’t want to be spoiled! What the fuck is a standing joke (I googled it, I know what it is now, the point still stands, no pun intended)

Can’t wait to be talked down to by boss tomorrow morning 😒

Me and Wordle are about to fight.

I sense a rewatch of Beyoncé’s Homecoming in my future.

My For You tab on Tumblr is filled with blogs dedicated to worshipping mass shooters and I have no idea how that happened but I can’t get them to go away 🙃

I love getting to see queens from older seasons. Can’t wait to see Mystique and Vivacious! And April finally got on, it only took 10 seasons lol

“They sat there, feeling happy together!” @halfmoonjoe.com

I just really hate my job right now and am sick of my boss and her family but there aren't really a lot of other options out there for me so I just feel really stuck

Wordle 1,764 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🤷‍♂️ sure

Haim did WHAT in that movie?

Was supposed to work out this morning, saw that it was going to be the 50 minute one, decided that’s not something for a double shift day lol

Did you know that Pajama Sam is the voice of Bobby Hill? @hay-ree.bsky.social

How am I just now learning that Sam Altman is gay.

I really need to stop caring so much what happens at work because my boss is going to just keep making stupid decisions and its not going to benefit me to stress over or try to fix it.

I get really lucky with Wordle because what the FUCK are these words they’re using.

So @ro-the-mo.bsky.social packed himself into the mail and sent himself to my house, please send help

It wouldn’t be Coachella if one of the main headliners didn’t half ass their performance.

Sorry for being bitter and gay

I sometimes forget that I literally live next to where the B2 Bombers are housed.

This haircut will fix me I just know it

Wow this shirt came really fast! Thank you @halfmoonjoe.com and @shaneybeee.bsky.social

So I worked by myself all day yesterday. I hate people who point out that I’m working alone. I KNOW. Stating the obvious is neither helpful nor affirming.

Zane Phillips is very hot but I’m sick of his presence lol

I wish my ceiling was a little more soundproof because I’m pretty sure I can hear my neighbor vomiting 😬

My boss knows how to ruin a good mood. I got a text from a co-worker telling me that my boss is having people leave early cause lunch was dead. Thursday is our busiest night. So now I’m worried that I’m going to get slammed.

If you’re interested in the island, send me a message and I can send you the link code!

Who’s ready for Hello Kitty Is- *my totally real publicist whispers something in my ear* Oh, haha, such a funny joke, Joe! I can’t wait for Gensin tomorr- *Veru real publicist starts whispering again* The whole thing? THE WHOLE THING? *my, again, real publicist fades away*

I started retinol tonight. This will either fix all my problems or ruin my life, no in-between.

Love taking so much time to sculpt a roof with placeholder blocks only to find out that the replace feature doesn’t work with roof parts 🫠

Introducing the Eevee Penitentiary

Going to try to work out first thing in the morning instead of at night because I’ve been struggling to want to do that, but now I need to get myself out of bed lol

Oh to be a Koffing in a hot tub

One day there will be a time when I don’t have some kind of work-related cut or burn on my hand.

I spoiled myself on Drag Race, oops. (It was Reddit, y’all are fine)

The storage building on the cloud island

Youtube has been autoplaying creepy anime bullshit videos while I sleep and no matter how hard I try to scrape it from my history and recommendations, it keeps happening.

I’m starting to learn that the Skincare Industry loves to discontinue products and change the formula just for shits and giggles. Oh this thing that was review and recommended by major publications, it won’t exist in the next 6 months.

I just worked so hard creating a farming home in pokopia and the connection drops 🫠

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