and i say HEY-EY-EY HEY-EY-EY

WHAT’S GOING ON!!!!

and so i wake in the morning and i step outside and i take a deep breathe and i get real high and i scream to the top of my lungs

👇👇👇

"I'M FROM VERMONT!" "And I'm from hell, bitch!"

I QUIT MY JOB THIS MORNING!!!!

Schedule sent this email for my team & signed off with "Makin' like an Autobot and rollin' out" (yes it's finally happening)

eventually I won't be shy and I'll ro the blox and jack boxes with y'all (if I'm invited 🙂)

Oh to be held the way Ashitaka holds San 🥺

period? more like myriad..of cramps and pain!!

An over 30 selfie thread ✨️ 32, baybeeeee!!! 😁✌️✨️

I love her so much!!! 🌪

I'm actually having Stranger Things FOMO but I don't have Netflix 😐

Art by 1924us. ❤️❤️❤️

born to be an oracle at delphi, cursed to be the office eccentric.

happy thanksgiving 🦃

Happy turkey day xoxo

saw this and thought of chat

well… twitch.tv/zoralla ‼️

turkey going into the oven

sunday scaries but for holidays?

you know what i’ve noticed? if it’s not one thing, it’s another

32 years ago. Thankful for all the birthday wishes 🥰🥰🥰

HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS TO @becoolia.bsky.social TOO!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIA!!!! 🥳🥳🥳💕💕💕

Bluesky crashed on my BIRTHDAY of all days and would not open at ALL for me and this got posted somehow???

Ggdsixis

🎉✨️HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!!✨️🎉 @samtrombley.bsky.social @frozenanna.bsky.social @stsoleil.bsky.social @potcake216.bsky.social 🥳🥳🥳💖💖💖 @kaciethings.bsky.social is driving us to vacation!!!! @bayy245.bsky.social is coming with!!!

About to see *squints at movie ticket in dim lighting* Dicked: For Goon!!!

OUR RULER HAS SPOKEN @halfmoonjoe.com

Could anyone please give some workout advice / tips / encouragement? 🥹 gotta keep my ass fat and my health intact!!! (I wanna be strong and healthy)

thank y'all again for coming to my section of the nancy drew stream crawl!! the total my chat alone raised for Pancreatic Cancer Action Network was $4,242!!!! in just an hour and a half!!!! y'all are amazing and I gotta go brag on y'all!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜

I love our community so much we always pop awf for charity 💖💖💖💖

I looooove y'all so much 🥹❤️

very hot and sexy of him

i was present i just don’t know things

when a little kid says “hey, watch this”:

Crying in the club (Boromir just died)

Spotify Wrapped 2025, but it’s just all the AI War Drones they bought with your money this year.

Nov. 23rd gang!!! What're we doing for vacation this year??

Listen, I don't mind doxxing myself to HMJ chat bc if you show up to my house, you'll just get fed a bunch of Filipino food, then you'll get a tour of all 172 indoor plants that my parents have, and Bear will smother you in golden glitter (his fur). So y'all have been WARNED!!