Got to see my baby Beans last night! He and his brother (by adoption I suppose) Bruce Wayne are so good together and it melts my heart 😭😭

No spoilers but yall the newest season of love is blind is just full of crazies and I can’t see any of these people getting married (maybe Jordan and sparkle Megan)

What kind of name is Glenn anyway? (Don’t come for me, I’m autistic)

AAR/ JoBros concert was 10/10 but -rejects didn’t play It Ends Tonight - JoBros didn’t play HOLD ON - girl next to me kept spilling her multiple beers and the floor was slick and sticky and I wanted to push her BUT We did get Big Rob on Burnin Up

323??? BACHEL BROTHERS??? (Joes reach is actually insane)

All American rejects can fuck me up any night

Not me about to have heartburn at the AAR/JoBros concert

Why the fuck are these carbonara ramen noodles so fucking spicy????? I barely put any of the sauce packet in these!!!! Jesus!!!

Maggie Smith in First Wives Club is probably one of her best roles

Not to be gross but do you ever fart and it smells like one of your dad’s farts from your childhood??

My whole personality this week

Lovebug did not need to go this hard in 2008

JONAS BROTHERS AND ALL AMERICAN REJECTS THIS WEEK

This game did not go well

Boomer Sooner Fuck Texas

asked my doctor about getting an adhd diagnosis and she listened and sent in a referral

she knows too much

to thine own bald be true

I THOUGHT I WAS SITTING!!

Why does this feel like something Joe would say right before tucking his hair behind his ear

Not teachers getting upset with me for talking to them about the rationale behind challenged/ banned books I can’t tell if they are offended by the reasoning I’m sharing or if they think I’m in favor?? So confused!!

Probably Taylor when writing Wood:

Double bubble disco queen Headed to the guillotine Skin as cool as Steve McQueen Let me be your killer king

Doing laundry in the apartment laundry room for the first time and I hate it I got so spoiled having a washer and dryer in my last place

Not to be graphic, but the amount of liquid that is coming out of my ass is ridiculous this morning Anyway, not gonna risk pooping my pants in front of my students do guess who is staying home!!

I sent a text to a parent letting them know their child was talking too much and it was causing issues and the response I got from mom was barely coherent but she called me rude and said she didn’t need me! 😂 ok

During morning announcements, our school counselor quoted Dr Seuss and then said “once again that was Dr. Seuss. Rest in peace” and I don’t know why that’s so funny

The pepboys near me is closing and now I gotta find a new place for my tires and shit 😭

BREAKING NEWS!!! LABUBU UNBOXING!!

Oklahoma state stupid-intendant has announced his resignation!!!! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo

My doctor told me to take iron because my levels were low and yall I haven’t had an easy poop in like a week!!! I’m supposed to be the diarrhea girl and the iron is stealing that identity from me

Got to see my gay cat son Beans who had to be rehomed when I moved and omg I love him so much

@ro-the-mo.bsky.social be honest This you?

Sometimes I crave spinach pasta and it’s like impossible to find in stores 😭

Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams

Oh

Is mariachi music just Spanish ska?

From today’s competition 😭😂

Can you imagine being bald?

I love when usps informed delivery tells me there’s one piece in todays mail but then doesn’t tell me what it is

Chat whenever Joe exists:

It’s nearly 1am. Neighbors, why are we making so much noise???

Hear. Me. Out

I saw the shooting video and bruh. That’s some epic aim.

Chat, which one of us is this?

Am I a bad person if when I play DTI with strangers, I give everyone 1 star?

Do you guys ever think about that Joe guy?

TRUMP SAYS HES DEAD

People who smoke when sitting in the drive thru, why??? Don’t make me smell that shit

I read Frog and Toad with some of my students in a small group today Frog is so chaotic