if i don’t have my daily sweet treat i will explode into a thousand tiny shards of glass i hope you understand

i think it says a lot about yourself as a human if animals naturally gravitate towards you

it took a lot of suffering to achieve this depth.

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water ffs.

good morning 🖤 don’t forget to hydrate & take ur meds 😊

And so what if I yearn 24/7?

im too hot to be this anxious

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buymeacoffee.com/actuallyangela I’m bringing back Neopets tarot readings to help cover the costs of teach certification and medical bills! Look under “Shop” to pick between a 3 card or 5 card pull. You can also contribute without a reading on the main page ✨✌🏻💋

I stayed up too late and now I’m hungry 😭

My love is like an ocean I'll take you down to the depths I'm taking you with me Taking every step to steal your heart

buymeacoffee.com/actuallyangela I’m bringing back Neopets tarot readings to help cover the costs of teach certification and medical bills! Look under “Shop” to pick between a 3 card or 5 card pull. You can also contribute without a reading on the main page ✨✌🏻💋

It's World Goth Day, let's see your gothic art 🖤

Well?

☆ don't forget to take your meds ☆

Tits or ass? Bro, her overwhelmingly threatening aura

Tag yourself. I’m “priority specimen”

I am (your name), god/dess of (predictive text). Fear me because (predictive text). I am Angela, goddess of the word. Fear me because I am not your friend or anything like you have ever seen before.

i can hear you scream in space because i’m an empath

Now playing ✨✌🏻

i’m gonna have a good day regardless of the bullshit bc i’m hot & i smell good & nobody can take that from me

NO, I don't want no SCRUB A scrub is a guy that can't get NO LOVE FROM ME Hangin'outthepassengersideofhisbestfriend'sride TRYIN' TO HOLLA AT ME

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Good morning ☀️ Have you told someone in your life that they matter to you lately? You’d be surprised how many people never hear that, and life is too short 💕 (It’s Mental Health Awareness Month and too many of us struggle with the feeling that we won’t be missed, it was on my mind today)

This is almost as bad as when I wore leggings that didn’t have pockets

Not me forgetting to grab my work computer before heading out the door

Don’t understand how these are the same knees that took me from the window to the walls 😭😭😭

me when the fake dating couple is forced keep up the facade:

Got some kids graduated tonight Rewarded myself with twizzlers #adulting

come over and rotate my limbs like a barbie doll (for science)

introduce yourself with ten bands you’ve seen live: 1.) The All-American Rejects 2.) Jonas Brothers 3.) My Chemical Romance 4.) Switchfoot 5.) Jimmy Eat World 6.) Panic at the Disco 7.) shiny toy guns 8.) misterwives 9.) Coheed and Cambria 10.) Motion City Soundtrack

This smells like 2001 and I’m obsessed

showing up is the magic. showing up is the spell. showing up is the ritual.

this is a cat check point; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

If you press both nipples and the prostate down you can open up a mans task manager.

Shout out to men with bellies, love your work.

Hi, Dad. I’m hungry or whatever the joke is

My sleepless thoughts mostly involve you as a small spoon, you whispering “yes, please, don’t stop”, me awkwardly helping you get out of your pajama bottoms, and finally just how warm that first touch of my cock against your skin would be

My voice this morning 😫😂

Curves…

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Got the alert that younger sister was playing a game on steam and I’m just like “must be nice already being on summer break 😒”

girls are lava monsters

What’s a lady gotta do to get some real romance in her life??

That moment of peace that Shrek has right before the fairytale creatures show up to the swamp is something I’m aiming for.