Tarot readings are still available!!!

Watch until the end. I’ll wait. Iykyk www.facebook.com/share/r/17zm...

If my state passes this law about more hours of school but no pay increase for teachers, I just know teachers will be striking

imagine being under my spell and i didn’t even cast one

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

My male sim has a beautiful penis and that’s on so much cc, bitch

bro (romantically with just a hint of horny)

✨🎶🎵🎶🎵✨

Why am I getting political ads for Kansas???? Like local elections????

The cover-up just never ends. Rest in peace, Ruben Ray Martinez.

toxic neopets yuris #art #neopets

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

i'm 17 away from my follower goal of 800, so if you haven't followed yet and you'd like to, i would *really* appreciate it xoxo www.twitch.tv/lucegoosegames

you see this, do it! ☆ pronouns: she/her ☆ height: 5'1” ☆ zodiac: Capricorn ☆ smoke: no thanks ☆ tattoos: 0 ☆ piercings: both lobes ☆ fav color: purple💜 ☆ fav drink: unsweetened iced tea, Starbucks pink drink alcohol: vodka cranberry

I feel like people think "birds are dinosaurs" is a weird fun fact that is "technically true" but I don't know how to emphasize that there are tens of thousands of species of theropod dinosaur on the planet with us right now. People keep them AS PETS. WE EAT THEM.

I can’t be the only one

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

If I send you this, it means I smoked meth and stole your catalytic converter and I’m escaping on an exercise bike

Why did Paige assume Hazel was Jamaican??? Is there a large Jamaican presence in Canada???

LUTEAL PHASE

Roses are red, Our schools light the way. Educators lead with courage And love every day. ❤️ Happy Valentine’s Day to every teacher and ESP who shows up with heart, strength, and unwavering commitment to our students and public schools.

ALL MY JOINTS HURT AND I BET THIS IS HOW CHARLIE BUCKETS GRANDPARENTS FELT

When I say I have Crohn’s this is actually what I mean

Me finding out AI is the reason the cost of RAM is so fucking high now and that it used to be $80 for 32 GB

Teenage crush <3

Thank you for the adorable Valentine’s Day card, @heatherreahann.bsky.social 🩷❤️🩷

DRAFTS DRAFTS DRAFTS DRAFTS DRAFTS DRAFTS DRAFTS DRAFTS

TW: injured cat but happy ending Last summer one of the stray cats I’d been feeding showed up with a severe leg injury (exposed bone!). We couldn’t afford to help him and didn’t know who to contact so we just hoped he would just find a nice place to retire.

Even more relatable as a 33 year old

Just in case anyone didn't get the message!

Might be back on my DTI bullshit 💅🏻

Okay chat. I have a ridiculous medical bill I need to pay and I am offering my services in the form of a neopets tarot reading. If you are interested, see the link and answer the questions in your comment on payment. buymeacoffee.com/actuallyange...

Hmmmm sounds like @halfmoonjoe.com 😂😂😂😂

dropping it low and slamming it repeatedly on the floor like a bag of ice

Yes, the rumors are true. I ate spaghetti in the clurb during the DJ Fishbob set I won’t be taking any questions at this time

loot drops after defeating me - store brand tums - Chanel perfume - a cup of emotional support ice - iPhone 16 - a crumpled up receipt/straw wrapper - Sweettart Gummy Halos - 200 mg of Zoloft - “pool boy at the vampire mansion” t shirt - the Jonas brothers discography

Ciara Myst Auburn big time

anyone wanna come over and hang out

I’m sure some of you have seen the AI caricature trend going around. One of my coworkers used a picture with students (literal children) to make one. I can’t express how upset that makes me. WE. DO. NOT. KNOW. WHAT. AI. WILL. USE. THEIR. FACES. FOR. LATER!!!!

I am having so much fun with the readings I have done so far. I'll be doing these for the foreseeable future, so if you can't buy a reading now, no worries!

Tonight’s episode of the Traitors Y’all

@katxhavok.bsky.social check your discord messages!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷

are the lesbians here?🥺🤨i need my lesbians😭😫i saw julia checked in from the plane✈️🛫julia i hope the flight is going okay✅are my lesbians here!!?? 😣😰😥 when im on my death bed ☠️🥀😵the only fucking people that are allowed to visit me .. i’m gonna say “where are my lezzies?”🤗😫✂️🥹

Okay chat. I have a ridiculous medical bill I need to pay and I am offering my services in the form of a neopets tarot reading. If you are interested, see the link and answer the questions in your comment on payment. buymeacoffee.com/actuallyange...

Whyyyyyy do I feel nauseous after I eat anything???!?!!?!!!!!!

Have y’all ever pooped and had it smell like a memory of a childhood poop??

Show Me What I’m Looking For (Carolina Liar)

Joe monitoring the second bathroom remodel be like

Happiest of birthdays to @kassadaga.bsky.social and @diamondlake.bsky.social !!!!! (Y’all’s parents had one freaky Halloween oooh gurl 👻 🎃) Keep being divalicious!!

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now but