GET MY WIFES NAME OUT YA FUCKING MOUTH

I’m convinced all the best sims 4 CC comes from Ukrainian creators

What

I hope my neighbors can hear me listening to the new Miami Boys Choir song on repeat

I was praying on my way home that I wouldn’t shit my pants lol

My coworker brought me an iced chai latte from Starbucks (which I don’t normally drink) and I drank it bc I didn’t want to be rude and I can already feel it solidifying in my intestines

Wait what the fuck who murdered Rob Reiner????????

Fucko is my father, you can call me fucker

I just need to know if @halfmoonjoe.com is aware there’s Sims 4 HMJ custom content

If you see this, I implore you to post an image from your device without explanation

I was so happy to check my mailbox to see a card from Peter ( @emmallew8.bsky.social too I guess) and a card from our favorite lesbians ( @lesbianashley.bsky.social and @whooisjulia.bsky.social ) 🩷🩷🩷🩷

I am so over my apartment smelling like my neighbor’s pot and cigarettes

My students got me like

Okay chat

I had to pick up a target order so naturally I treated myself to a Starbucks beverage

Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube. Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...

Do you ever just

An additional 500 National Guard members have arrived in Washington, D.C., bringing the total deployment to 2,750 troops, according to the National Guard and bringing the cost to taxpayers to roughly $1.6 million per day.

The gas (burps and toots) caused by the amoxicillin are no joke

Why is this what I picture @ro-the-mo.bsky.social doing during jackbock nights when he shows up after pregaming (I love you so much)

online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times

Remember to support your libraries, not only for their benefit and other's bc education should ALWAYS be free and accessible but also because more often than not you'll find there absolute of treasures of discontinued/out of print books that are worth so much and full of incredible and niche info

In case you need a break from scrolling, please stay for some hot chocolate 🎄

Oh my gosh @samtrombley.bsky.social !!!! So cute!!! Thank you!!!

I don’t quite know what I mean by this but if I knew how to skate, I would skate to this song

A win! The Institute of Museum and Library Services (the federal agency that supports the nation’s libraries) has reinstated thousands of grants that had been canceled by the Trump administration, after a federal judge ruled the executive order mandating those cuts was unlawful.

Some gorgon throwbacks. #art

Girl I’m right here 😂😁

I'm at the combination

We all joke about wonderwall but it actually slaps

Might as well share how fake I am while I wait for my amoxicillin

Apparently ear infections can leak into your eye holes!!!!

Hello from urgent care!

?????

What does it mean chat

Of course it’s @halfmoonjoe.com at the top (VERS????) Big shout outs to @lucegoosegames.bsky.social and @andratchet.bsky.social and @lilsimsie.bsky.social for also making my world a better place

madam morrible m m… flip it around… 6 7

Finally got an appointment for an ADHD screening made! April 13th!! Apparently it takes like 9 hours

When no one wanted to know about AIDS, when the government didn't care about the death of so many gay men, when everyone wanted to look away, this was the energy Elizabeth Taylor brought for real. She *meant* it. It's a beautiful thing, this energy.

@heatherreahann.bsky.social did you buy these or do them by hand??? So cute!

First Xmas card from chat should be here today or tomorrow! @mothmandyy.bsky.social I think it’s from you

As a teacher I need more time not at work. Say a little prayer, chat.

jacking in 30 minutes in ashley's discord

its a bowl to hole to bowl world

real question for the real ones (chat) does anyone wanna jackbock tonight? I have had a very stressful 24 hours and just wanna do nonsense with the funniest of the flops

I wanna talk about the 2 lbs of roast beef i just bought for $30

If anyone would like help getting into an old Neopets account, you can dm me. I can’t make any promises but I’m really good at this kind of thing

So there’s a cemetery I like to go to and just walk around or sit in my car and read. At this point I’ve been here over 100 times. Well this time I pulled in and the Hilary duff song that was playing suddenly sounded like it malfunctioned and then it blended into a Taylor swift song out of nowhere

Damnit yall got me hooked on restaurant tycoon

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago