I love this outfit!!!!!!!!

I hope the woman that drove three hours to confront someone that left a racist comment on her page has a wonderful day

No because why did they make kids do confession in the Catholic Church??? I ain’t done shit yet!

So I got a new electric toothbrush and it came with a toothpaste from the same brand and it’s fluoride free but like…. What’s the point?? I use fluoride mouthwash and tap water has fluoride 🙃🙃🙃

Seeing as my dad ain’t getting shit from me for Christmas, I’ve basically finished my Christmas shopping!!!!

We need to start shaming people who come into a shop five minutes before closing and don’t know what they want 💀💀💀

I’ve decided to start shit in the early hours of this morning but I don’t care. There are members of both these bands that are vile, disgusting people and I will call it out.

I’m only excited to go to work tomorrow so I can listen to this album multiple times on my way there open.spotify.com/album/6BePp3...

I already knew my sister was dumb idiot asshole but she said she hated Sinners. She watched the Juke Joint Scene and thought “this is shit.” This is also the idiot that decided to be a police officer so idk you guys. She fucking sucks.

I’m watching the D*ddy documentary and I was feeling so angry and upset at the first episode and then I see 50 Cent is the executive producer. God I wish to be as petty and stubborn as this man.

Why do the women in my family always very strong opinions on me refusing to wear bras?? They’re my tits, I’ll do whatever I want with them.

Krystal Versace basically doing blackface and then doing a video with James Charles??? Girl pack it up. Shut down that YouTube account now 💀

I love how when I got to the Chinese takeaway on my road I just hear loud yelling in Chinese with COLLY sprinkled in there 🥹

What the fuck is this rain??? Pls give it a rest 💀

I’m only 3 years younger than Amy Poehler was when she was in Mean Girls

Uhhhhhh so I went to pick up a package and when I got home it started pissing down. My timing is impeccable.

I don’t even like GMM that much I just can’t be bothered to turn off their videos 💀💀

I need the Lexington to be so fucking for real. What the fuck is this stamp situation??? It got on my new top! ☹️

Trance music was my first love when it comes to electronic music so to have one of my favourite producers come out with a trance album in 2025 is incredibly special to me. Pls check it out!! open.spotify.com/album/6BePp3...

*very FEW drinks. Three pints and a shot is nothing to me. I have an iron liver 🫡

How do i politely tell my manager to stop playing that one Lily Allen song before i rip my eardrums out???

Totally forgot about the Christmas party I was going to tonight and I’ve had very drinks and my uber driver is like UR NOT GONNA VOMIT ARE YOU???? Sir I’ve had three pints and a shot. Ur Toyota Prius is safe.

My manager asked me to set up a printer and I’ve never had to do this. Why is this so difficult?? Why do we even need a printer??? I’m about to crash out.

My sister dropped off my niece cause she’s going back to work and it was really emotional wahhhhhhhhh

This is literally me and my mans

Finally got myself some hmj merch. Enjoy my money babes @halfmoonjoe.com xoxox

Every time my mum asks me about when I’m working she’s always like “why are you working tomorrow but then not the next day??” I literally don’t make the rota. I just show up and do my damn job leave me alone!!!!!

Don’t piss me off

I need my parents to understand that we are poor people and I can’t fucking breathe. Turn the damn heating DOWN 😭😭😭

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I was gonna go out tonight but the idea of going outside makes me want to throw up

I drunkenly bought my brothers Christmas present by the looks of it because why do I have a crate of beer being delivered today???

This is what happens when your pals release an album and you let it play while you sleep. They owe me so many pints 🥰

I have a ticket for Stranger Things The First Shadow today but it’s raining and it’s Hitman day but I don’t wanna waste the ticket 😭😭😭

After we saw Wicked For Good my partner asked me if I would runaway with scarecrow’d Fiyero. That’s Jonathan Bailey so obviously I would. “But he’s made of straw?” I don’t care I know that straw dick is hangin.

I can’t believe Tayto’s were mentioned in today’s stream and I wasn’t there 😭😭

One day I’ll have an uber driver that isn’t constantly ripping ass for the whole ride… one day 🌚

I met an absolute diva babe tonight and she was like “I’m old add me on facebook” and turns out we’re already friends on there. How do I just know everyone all the time????

Just bumped into my pal that works for Pokemon and he’s not allowed to into the new year without giving me some cards

Instagram ads know me a bit too well

I bought a bagel from the new place at the station and I went to eat it and the avocado was basically black. I’ll just get something when I get into London I guess 💀💀💀💀

Omg I didn’t realise ppl had donated and I can’t see who did. Thank you so so much I love you all!!

I’m on the episode of American Dad when Steve gets a dog but he’s in an accident so Steve spends the entire episode hysterically crying. It actually makes me feel so sad like pls stop crying Steve 😭😭😭

Obsessed with this jumpsuit!!!!

There’s a pub quiz happening right now and would ya look at this question?? @halfmoonjoe.com

DON’T👏🏽BRING👏🏽YOUR👏🏽WHACK👏🏽ASS👏🏽KIDS👏🏽TO👏🏽A👏🏽LONG👏🏽ASS👏🏽MOVIE👏🏽IF👏🏽THEY’RE👏🏽NOT👏🏽GONNA👏🏽SIT👏🏽STILL👏🏽OR👏🏽SHUT👏🏽UP👏🏽THROUGH👏🏽OUT

Seeing wicked on the weekend was a mistake. So many children. I don’t even wanna watch it anymore 💀

I’m at the pub before I see Wicked For Good and there was a birthday party and these pricks are popping all the balloons and stressing everyone out ughhhhhhhh.

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Whamageddon starts tomorrow and I am determined to make it this year. I WILL MAKE IT THIS YEAR!!