Gay weddings only from now on. Only fucking bangers have played 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

Turns out the girl that said she was assaulted in my town just hit her head and got confused. All the protesting for nothing 🙃🙃🙃

I thought I’d get a cute video of my outfit and that spin almost made me throw up 🤪✌🏽

I am making it my life’s mission to meet as many ppl as I can from this chat. Ur not allowed to be in my time zone without partying with colly. This is a threat.

London chat meetup is with @thisiscolly.bsky.social !!!!!

I had to stop watching Mateo Lane’s and Nick Smith’s last podcast when Mateo said that Rogue One was “particularly bad.” Just a wrong and stupid take. Rogue One is one of the best Star Wars movies and I won’t hear any other take.

Me listening to Slayyyter

My niece just slapped the shit out of my sister

Can the racist pricks stay out of my town I beg???

Anyone saying that season finale of Invincible was bad are dumb dumbs or trying to rage bait me because that was such a perfect ending to the season what the fuck??

My mental health really been poopoo caca this week. I feel fucking awful ☹️

I need Kennedy Davenport to get the Ginger Minj treatment immediately

It’s looking like the all stars leaks were all correct 🙃🙃🙃

It’s 4am and I just did an sti test and it took me 20 mins to do it cause I’m so scared of that tiny lancet needle

I mean this with my whole heart but Guardians of the Galaxy is one of the most beautiful movies ever made and we need to give James Gunn his flowers for it

There was another protest today and it was more of the same racist bullshit 🙃🙃🙃🙃

This is so fucking gay and emo

My sister with another reason why I will never have kids

I always forget how much I love Bonobo’s music till I’m listening to it and I can’t stop crying 🤪✌🏽

I keep getting emails from Bershka to enter a competition for a trip to London that involves flights. If I walk ten minutes down the road I’m technically in London 🌚

I just went to tesco and my old school bus was driving past and there was a project Hail Mary ad on the side 🥹🥹🥹

These ppl on baddie get so mad over nothing. Tavii was told she reminds ppl of DMX like that’s a bad thing. He’s a fucking legend. At least someone didn’t say you look like Natalie Nunn but pretty. I don’t want to be associated with that woman! Pretty or not!

Zack Fox irl: 😍🥳💃🏽 Zack Fox in Abbott Elementary: 😡🖕🏽🥊

Ooop it’s past midnight which means we are exactly one month till my birthday

Last night I met and spoke to so many ppl they were all so lovely! I met a girl that came all the way from Denmark and she did her makeup EXACTLY like Lydia B Collins she looked so amazing 🥰🥰

I also met Nyongbella tonight. She was just roaming around the venue in a latex dress that made her look like Daphne from Scooby Doo. She’s so cute 🥰

I need all events to end at 9:30. I’m gonna be home so early 🥰🥰🥰

MY LOVES

Sksksksk Kori King literally screamed in my face when I gave her a blind box 😂😂

I only come to Camden if I really have to and I’m questioning whether it’s worth my sanity to meet butttootking 💀💀💀

Being in camden on a Saturday is torture but you gotta do what you gotta do when it comes to butttootking 🙃🙃

Charli xcx said the dance floor is dead and Madonna said fuck that come meet me on the dance floor 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

This guy on feeld keeps talking to me but then ignores me for ages and when I do the same back he gets annoyed. He told me exactly where he lives so I suggested we meet at a bar there and now he’s all like “HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT BAR????” Diva do you wanna bang or not???

EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

It’s almost 3am but I’m getting a celebratory bottle of wine for out season 18 winner 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Of all the Miley songs it has to be the one I had to listen to on repeat while I was stuck in a room with Miley herself 🌚

Okay I have a question about ads in the US. Why are most of the ads for the same thing but the ads are always different??

Nini Coco’s mother and partner being so fucking hot makes so much sense oh my

THAT WAS SO CUNT NINI AGHHHHHHHHHHHG

Oh Myki is taking the crown oh my GOD!!!!!!

I’m watching a live stream of the drag race finale and it keeps cutting out I’m going to SCREAM

This new babish video is making me so mad. Why are they getting tattooed in these conditions??? THIS ISNT SANITARY.

I’m watching Kori King’s new video and I kinda wish I had saved my money to get them powerpuff girls blind boxes. I don’t wanna turn up to the m&g tomorrow with nothing 😭

I just heard the first single from Confessions 2 and it feels like I’ve been transported back to 2005 omg Madonna you’re killing my here 😭

Basically the reason why racist, far right people are making a huge deal is because they think the police are protecting their identities if they’re asylum seekers/refugees but the police don’t have any evidence to prove what ethnicity they are 🙃

My town is trending on the other app oop

One day I’ll check which restaurant I’m ordering from because why did I just order from fucking WIMBLEDON??? My food is gonna be so cold 🙃🙃🙃

And this is extremely horny open.spotify.com/album/7lcpCG...

THIS IS SO CUNT OH MY GOD open.spotify.com/track/32HAF8...

This protest was actually the biggest load of bullshit ever. Just a gang of grotesque men covering their faces and waving Union Jack flags. I’m all for shitting on the police but having a protest because they won’t disclose the ethnicities of ppl that have committed a crime is just racist bs.