Okay I’m going!!

He’s responded. I’ve not opened it. It’s staying that way. I should have blocked him.

I got very last minute tickets to see Jade and I should go causes playing a small venue but also I’m tired but also don’t wanna go home but also don’t have anyone to go with 😪

In the middle of my rage session last night I got asked to go see Jason Mamoa’s band on Wednesday and I said yes. I didn’t even know he was in a band. I’m off the next day so yeah I guess I’m seeing ÖOF TATATÁ this week 🌚

I just sent him a long ass message and not blocked him immediately after. I want him to have to chance to defend himself. I’ll clock his Virgo ass.

All I’ve ever wanted from my family is for them to let me be who I am and who I am is the baby sister that will kill anyone and everyone that fucks with my family. LET ME DO IT.

I need to scream about how much I hate my sisters partner but my parents have passed out and my boyfriend isn’t here. I need to scream. I NEED TO SCREAM!!!!

I’m gonna go to a flotation tank when I get paid cause I think I’m gonna combust and d!e if I don’t relax soon

Today I got asked if me and my sister are twins. She’s literally SIX years older than me 🙃🙃🙃

Just realised I’ve gone to Tesco with these ears on

Shout out to my boyfriend for being so wonderful and helpful today when he literally didn’t have to be. I love him so much!

Currently at my nieces birthday party and I wanna kick her dads head in 🙃🙃🙃

Nyongbella you will always be famous

I went to put these on today and they didn’t fit right I’m so confused 😭

Everyone prey for my boyfriend. He’s gonna meet my sister tomorrow and will experience judgement and scrutiny like never before 🙃🙃🙃

Does this mean they’re coming back???? I hate you Jesse but I’m still owed a London show!

I finally mastered chopsticks

Prince Andrew giving up his titles isn’t enough. I need him launched into the sun.

I’m meant to be getting ready for work right now but my period is fucking killing me 😭

My arm just seized up and that has never happened before. I was screaming at my arm to move but it was stuck for like five minutes 🌚

I’m so glad I didn’t go home immediately after work. I just learned so much lore about my old work AND bumped into an old school friend. What a night.

Mary Cosby you are a fine woman

David Corenswet yelling “WHERE’S THE DOG?!” is so horny.

Omg theeeee JMSN found this and liked it! I love the new album bro! @iamjmsn.bsky.social

She acted exactly how I thought she would

Oh great my period just started

As soon as I get home my mum is yelling at me

Just remembered this song exists. Shout out to Romy for making this song even better (gayer) 🥹

Love being able to hangout with my old colleagues. Hate being approached like I still work here. I’m just here to mooch free booze and listen to some live music.

Shout out to the guy with a teeny Yorkshire terrier chillin in his backpack

I really wanna wear shorts to work this week but I don’t have shorts from the brand and I can’t wear mine cause I don’t have tops from the brand. I’m too sweaty for dungarees 😭

South Western Railway you will pay

I’m in the bar I had my birthday party in rn and the fact that I’ll be able to hang out here like I used to is making me want to cry 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

I’m screaming ur man that played King Joffrey in GoT and was just in McDonald’s at waterloo station and the staff were losing their minds 😂

why?

There’s an NFL game being played in London today and I just tuned into the halftime show and it’s Giggs and JME. Good god imagine the republicans reaction to THIS.

Sometimes I’ll think maybe I’m being harsh and my parents aren’t that dumb and then I get to my front door and one of them has left their keys in the door. I need to be meaner tbh.

My train was delayed meaning I have to get a different bus home which means I’m gonna have to walk ages home but I don’t even care. I’ve had a wonderful day.

IAN WATKINS FINALLY GOT SHIVED IN PRISON. REST IN PISS YOU DIRTY NONCE!!!

Everyone’s getting married I’m so happy for them all 🥹🥹🥹

This is actually crazy because my mum (whose first language is English) has a terrible grasp on English. She couldn’t answer a simple question to save her life.

Very excited to be starting this new job but I’m also nervous cause I have fuck all money for transportation like what the fuck am I meant to do 😪😪😪

This song Is just scratching my brain in all the right spots omg music.apple.com/gb/album/hum...

What the fuck do you mean Robbie Williams did a cover of Chaise Longue by Wet Leg???????????

This new HAAi album is fucking sensational I’m so proud of her 🥹

15 years ago today I was in Brighton watching Mayday Parade and The Maine. I am OLD.

Gonna treat myself at the end of the month and get super colourful braiding hair. My new job encourages self expression and I’ve really not been doing that for almost two years 🌚

I did a fire safety course for the bar job i had to quit and now I have to do another one for the new job. HELP.

@halfmoonjoe.com how dare you private the pre show today!!! So rude and so nasty!!!!