@lesbianashley.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE!!! 🥳💚

I knew there was a possibility that my contract at work wouldn’t be renewed but they couldn’t fucking tell us earlier and not when I’m having the worst two weeks of my life???

Watching that Reform Party candidate cry like a bitch after losing to the Greens is the most stunning thing I’ve ever seen

I don’t like this energy

If you don’t understand why Tiffany Pollard keeps being asked back to House of Villains then idk what to tell you other than watch Flavor of Love 😂

Just found a tattoo artist based in London that specialises in colour on brown skin

If 30 Seconds To Mars insist on releasing songs they wrote for A Beautiful Lie that didn’t make it on the album, at least give us Anarchy In Tokyo. Give the OG fans what they actually want Jesus Christ.

Found my old tweets from when I first read the book. Oh boy I’m actually so scared of how I’m gonna react to this movie 🙃

Booked my tickets for Project Hail Mary and I’m seeing it like a week before the release day????

First patch purchased!!!

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

I almost threw up, sat myself in front of the toilet and just told myself “I am not gonna throw up today.” Guess what I held that DOWN.

I used to think You Got Served was the coolest movie ever. This is ass.

I’m into many genres of music and in every scene, there’s a problem with men and the allegations. EVERY SINGLE SCENE. It’s exhausting.

I can’t wait for every old person to explain what the Commodore 64 was when I wear this shirt when I have lived my whole life with Commodore as my last name 🌚

I’m trying to watch Below Deck but these ppl aren’t wearing shoes EVER and it’s stressing me out

Tourist posted a couple of videos of his show in Dublin tonight and I’m annoyed. No one was moving or jumping or anything. Why are you there?? If this is what I have to deal with in London I’m gonna be PISSED.

Watching Royal Court reminds of that time my mate told me of when she was at an afterparty and Harry Styles was just there and was buying everyone drinks because he could. He’s a good egg.

@thebutchprincess.bsky.social happy birthday lovely!!!

@aisforahole.bsky.social happy birthday diva!!

Of course when it’s 18°c outside I’m too sad to even get out of bed 😓

I woke up early to book a doctors appointment only to get a robot voice telling me I need to fill out an online form. Can I just have a human being to talk to and some fucking SSRI’s pls?

The best part of having a boyfriend is that when there’s a gig I wanna go to, he just has to come with me. I love so much music that most of the time I’ll be going to gigs alone but now I don’t have to. I love him so much 🥹🥰

I don’t even want to talk about the lipsync on UK vs The World what the fuck am I watching???

I just know Will Poulter would talk me though it

Catherine Tate is playing Mary Todd Lincoln in Oh Mary in April!!!!!!

JMSN is coming to London and tickets come out the day after I get paid

I was just thinking to myself maybe I should go to a rave or something and dance out my rage but I’m literally going to see theeeee Tourist on Friday so I can scream and dance and cry to my hearts content then 🥹🥰

I desperately need a hug but the only people in my house is my mum (asleep) and my dad (prick). I need my boyfriend desperately 😭

Genuine question but how do I stop being so fucking angry all the time?? Everyday I wake up and I’m fuming. How do I stop this???

Why didn’t anyone tell me that Stargate SG1 was on Netflix? Fake friends the lot of yas!

Caught the last half hour of the stream and it was just poop talk. I love you guys.

I have felt like butt poop fart skid mark all day and it’s just not letting up. I’m almost home but I just want my head to not feel like a bucket of marbles 😭

Almost fell down an escalator because people think standing on the right but leaving your luggage on the left is a fucking joke. I cannot catch a fucking break.

I got one of these today and I’m gonna cover it in patches I’m gonna look so badass

I just watch Alysa Liu’s routine. That’s a fucking star right there oh my god 😭

Also there’s a scene set in a nightclub I used to work at!! I was literally the leo pointing at the screen meme 🌚

I got a massive fuck off box of cuprofen cause this period came early and it’s kicking my ass

The Moment gave me a headache but it was very good 🫡

@heycarmenok.bsky.social happy birthday diva!! 💚💚💚

I need to know if Amy Taylor met the queens in untucked and if she did, I need the footage of Discord losing her mind.

I need RuPaul to shut down these bullshit snatch game characters. Give us real celebrity impersonations or get the fuck off my screen.

It’s the way I took my make up off properly but it’s all colourful shit so it stained my face

Tonight was great till I had two grown ass men get aggressive with me and try to act like babies when i defended myself to the point one of them was bleeding. I’m not joking bitch. Do not fuck with me.

Tonight ended horribly because I had to punch a cunt in the face trying to get home. Other than that the gig was excellent 🌚

THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!!! DEFTONES ARE INCREDIBLE!!!! EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coming to this Deftones gig was the best decision I am so hyped rn!!!!!

So happy that I have to show bartenders just to get a drink my met police reference number because my fucking ID was also stolen 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

The police officer taking my statement right now is a fucking diva omg

Meant to be talking to the police today about what happened but they’re not here yet waaaahhhhhhhhhh