Allison Shmallison
@allisonshmallison.bsky.social
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They say this is better than the platform that shall not be named. Here for HMJ chat stuff!
Everyone come look at my new solder station 💃🏻🎉✨ she’s so purdy! My old one died a couple months ago and I’ve been using hand-me-down equipment so I’m very excited. What should we name her?
18 days ago
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Excuse me sir, why you do this to my rug?
22 days ago
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Big night over here
24 days ago
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Shout out to
@ro-the-mo.bsky.social
for being the best and forcing me to give him my address so he could send me the greatest necklace ever made ❤️❤️❤️
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When I am reclaimed by the earth, and achieve my final form as a swamp witch, this is what my hair will probably look like
about 1 month ago
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Made a new friend today 🦎
about 2 months ago
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Daniel noooo!!!
about 2 months ago
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It’s cold in south Florida 🥶 this cozy boy hasn’t left this spot
about 2 months ago
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Five jobs I’ve had: - doll and collectible online sales - day care center “teacher” - crate and barrel stock room - waitress - laser technician
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about 2 months ago
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I forgot to post pics from Joe’s bday party!
about 2 months ago
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Happy birthcation Joe! Problem solver! Just like Nancy and Penelope ❤️🎂🎉
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about 2 months ago
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Eric /gay
2 months ago
my friend's uncle got taken by ICE so any way you can help him and his family out is greatly appreciated ❤️
gofund.me/ca11442f7
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Our hearts are with a dear family friend, Rolando Zelaya, who is facing an unimaginable situat… Jason Barker needs your support for Support a Family in Crisis
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The Bone Temple!!!!! It was sooooo good!!!! I love fun!!!!
2 months ago
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The vibes at the office are back to normal and crazy manager even apologized. My nervous system can finally start to relax after a shitty couple of days. (I did get to see Tig Notaro last night so that helped)
2 months ago
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My toxic manager and I got into a huge fight over something so stupid. He told me to shut up and said fuck you to me. I stood up for myself but also did a fair amount of cursing back. I came home early. My throat hurts from yelling bc it’s something I never do. I’m so tired of his bullshit.
2 months ago
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Family friend sent this video from 1986. I wish I still had those curls and that Figment hoodie. My dad is much balder and grayer now haha
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3 months ago
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@ro-the-mo.bsky.social
and
@halfmoonjoe.com
THANK YOUUUU for my Not This sweatshirt!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Dooneese is almost as excited as I am!
3 months ago
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Taking my lexapro with Prosecco 🎉
3 months ago
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Happy new year everyone! Give an extra snuggle to your pets from me on this super loud night ❤️🥂🎆
3 months ago
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La la la la la…
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3 months ago
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My son opening his Christmas present 🎁 🍌 🍓 🪴 🎄😺
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3 months ago
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Christmas things the past couple days! Merry Gushmas friends ✨❤️🎄🎅🏼🎁✨
3 months ago
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One of the cats left half of a rat at the back door. They’re a couple days early but it’s so thoughtful of them! 🎄 🎅🏼 🐀
3 months ago
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Chat is this real?
3 months ago
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The way I’m sobbing over these fictional hockey players…. 😭 🏒
3 months ago
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Brown?!
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3 months ago
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If you see this, I implore you to post an image from your device without explanation
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3 months ago
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Sometimes I just really love where I’m from. I’m now in the holiday spirit thanks to the elf on a shelf-bluey dance battle.
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3 months ago
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I joined bumble today and I’m feeling excited and I also gave myself the ick. Why can’t the man of my dreams just appear in my living room? I don’t want to sort through these fucking guys 😩
3 months ago
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Stripey being the most cuddly boy who ever cuddled. He bit me 5 seconds after I took this picture bc he’s also an asshole and I would die for him.
4 months ago
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Braved south beach to see some art for Basel/Art Week. Some was good, some was not. Stopped into a crazy clothing store that was more fun than anything else we did all day.
4 months ago
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He’s had a tough day of taking multiple naps
4 months ago
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Oh wow!
4 months ago
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Thankful for this little corner of the internet, and pretty sunsets
4 months ago
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At the Sasquatch museum in Blue Ridge, Georgia. Way better than buc-ee’s 😆 great merch!
4 months ago
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Guess who had a panic attack at buc-ee’s???? 🎉🎉🎉 (beaver chips are really good tho!)
4 months ago
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Anybody want anything? 🍗 I love kitschy Americana shit. Going to try to get in a bunch on our way back south
4 months ago
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A movie that takes place where you’re from
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4 months ago
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After work hang with the gals
5 months ago
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Who is she?
5 months ago
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It’s Halloween AND sweater weather here???? I couldn’t be happier. Happy Halloween chat 🧡💀👻🎃🧡
5 months ago
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Manager had a melt down at everyone in the office (a common occurrence) and had the gall to tell me to check my attitude when I didn’t react to him the way he wants everyone to. I’m trying to let it go and regulate myself but I’m having a really hard time. He’s so fucking toxic.
5 months ago
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Shhhhhhhhh 🤫
5 months ago
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Stimulated emissions…. of radiation! ahuhuhuhu
5 months ago
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Happy Friday
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5 months ago
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I was petting mama and we’re friends now. She nursed for a minute, got up, grunted at me and then walked away. Girl, I’m not babysitting these kids. I did cuddle them for a minute tho.
5 months ago
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It’s true. I am tired, hungry, and like to be left alone 🐹
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5 months ago
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I had a Halloween/bad slasher movie party last night and it was very fun! This is the only picture I took. Pizza skulls! 😋 🍕 💀
5 months ago
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Ehehehehehe
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5 months ago
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Found more kittens in the broken down work truck today. The truck is leaving to the junk yard this week so the cats need to find a new place to chill. I was able to reunite mama with the babies and mama let me pet her 😻
5 months ago
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