Allison Shmallison
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They say this is better than the platform that shall not be named. Here for HMJ chat stuff!
I had a Halloween/bad slasher movie party last night and it was very fun! This is the only picture I took. Pizza skulls! 😋 🍕 💀
about 11 hours ago
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Ehehehehehe
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5 days ago
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Found more kittens in the broken down work truck today. The truck is leaving to the junk yard this week so the cats need to find a new place to chill. I was able to reunite mama with the babies and mama let me pet her 😻
5 days ago
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I love being the childless auntie to my best friends daughter. She was really excited about her Love and the outfits. He’s been renamed to Young Thug Love and apparently he’s from New York.
14 days ago
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Went to the museum with my niece and friends. She’s almost as tall as me 😳
15 days ago
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This giant banyon tree 😍
15 days ago
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A proper gentleman
17 days ago
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She’s glad to be home in her cozies with her bb bubu
19 days ago
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The ice maker isn’t working and I was only able to make lukewarm coffee. Unacceptable 😾
22 days ago
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One Battle After Another was very good!
23 days ago
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I’m home!!! So tired 🥱 The wifi on the plane let me watch some of the preshow but wouldn’t let me chat! 😠 I’m going to sleep for 1,000 years
24 days ago
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This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. I got my labubu a labubu 😂😂
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25 days ago
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Lasers up and running and work is finished! Don’t think I can post pics bc the show isn’t open yet. The ship is in Ibiza and it’s so wild bc I never thought it would be a place I would be able to visit. Feeling very lucky that I get the opportunity to see and do some amazing things through my work.
26 days ago
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The WiFi isn’t letting me watch my stories (HMJ stream) and there’s a cabin next to mine with an acoustic guitar playing all the things you might imagine they would be. Wwwwaaaaaa On a better note, worked overnight and got the lasers working! Just some programming tonight and I think we’ll be done!
28 days ago
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Oh woooooowwww! On the ship for work again. This room has a balcony bc the rooms on the floor I was on before (without balconies) are all being repaired. Accidental upgrade is always ok with me!
29 days ago
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This personality quiz called me a liar. Rude.
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about 1 month ago
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Cuddle time before I go to the airport
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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I have to go back to the ship on Friday bc the 5m waves wouldn’t let me troubleshoot a couple issues. I’m about to be reunited with a genie lift that screams and whines as it goes up and down and it’s really relatable. Hopefully the issues get solved easily 🤞🏻
about 1 month ago
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@halfmoonjoe.com
looks different on instagram today
about 1 month ago
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Locked in watching HOG vod
about 1 month ago
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Symphony was really great! The center has produced some incredible artists and people, including the director of Moonlight (who based the movie on finding the center and his life after), director of Alvin Ailey, and a professor at Howard, to name a few.
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about 1 month ago
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I was involved in the show honoring 50 years of the African Heritage Cultural Arts Center and its creator Marshall Davis Sr. This is the opening credits of a documentary made about him, the center, and Miami. It’s a really important film and I hope is widely seen. An amazing man and center
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about 1 month ago
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Working a show at a really nice theater that I’ve only seen shows at. Figuring your way around backstages is always a fun labyrinth to solve and I’ve done it! I’ll post more later but rehearsals have been really great. Labubu clothes I ordered are out for delivery today so that’ll be a fun treat!
about 1 month ago
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After 24 hours of travel, thanks to delays, missed connections, gate changes and more delays, I made it home around 2-3am. So glad to be in my bed and with my cat. He’s pretty pumped about it too
about 1 month ago
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I’ve made it back to the states. Flight in London was delayed 2.5 hours so missed my connection. I have to take 2 more flights instead of just one, and this one is delayed now. If it makes me miss my connection home I’m going to WWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
about 1 month ago
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I got a tattoo today and I’m fixed forever now 😍🍓
about 1 month ago
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This is very funny to me 🕰️
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about 1 month ago
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Drove past this big ass clock today. The uber driver was nice and slowed down so I could take pictures
about 1 month ago
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I got the secret!!! 🤫 😆 Slowly expanding my collection of international lafufus 😍
about 1 month ago
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Hard part is done! Glitter floor!
about 2 months ago
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5am in the elevator starting the day. Last day to get shit done. The guy we hired finally got on the ship and we’re almost done with the hard part!
about 2 months ago
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Weird mini lafufu acquired in La Coruña. The box said it was an exciting macaron. It’s not, but idc. She’s perfect. 🤩
about 2 months ago
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Chat!! I didn’t know you were here too! ❤️✨
about 2 months ago
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Had a fun dinner and explored the ship. Got a few work things done. Most of the pictures I took today are of cables in the ceiling of the stage. Not super interesting. We’re sailing thru hurricane Erin tonight so couldn’t get on a ladder to do more. The ship sure is a-rockin! (5m swells 😳)
about 2 months ago
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Made it to the ship! I’m sooooo tired. The guy we hired to help me do the work somehow missed his connection to London so wish me luck y’all. It’s going to be an interesting week.
about 2 months ago
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The gals are ready for their first plane ride! ✈️
about 2 months ago
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I’ll be going to the UK and EU on Friday for a work project. I’m really nervous bc I’ll be the lead of this project, on a different continent. I keep repeating to myself that I know how to do my job and I’m good at it bc that’s all true, but anxiety likes to lie. I know what I’m doing!
about 2 months ago
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Survived overstimulation at the family friends bday party. Lots of people I didn’t know and they were talking too loud. Going to a friends gallery tomorrow so that should be nice. Time to sleep in a hotel that smells weird!
about 2 months ago
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First time bringing one of the gals out of the house. Wish us luck!
about 2 months ago
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No cheating! Last photo of your pet The sleepiest boy in the world
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about 2 months ago
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Today has been so weird. The Everglades is on fire so the sky has been black and hazy all day. And ash is falling from the sky! I saw this ominous Wendy’s sign and also saw a man get thrown to the ground for shoplifting by cops. Then I got my period. I’m to make mashed potatoes about it.
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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WEAPONS!!!! (The movie was great, not just yelling weapons)
2 months ago
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Thunderstorm at 4am last night was so loud, lasted like 45 minutes and wouldn’t let me get back to sleep!! It was shaking the house. I usually like sleepy time thunder, but this one was just screaming and being annoying! 😠
2 months ago
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Cuddle puddle
2 months ago
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Fabulous as always
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2 months ago
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Ooooo gurl I got the secret macaron on pop now! I just have to wait till next month for her
2 months ago
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I got matching tattoos with one of my friends who I consider a sister. It was her first and the shop gave her a certificate commending her for her bravery. It was really cute. ✨ 🌙
3 months ago
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What perfect album came out when you were 16? Sorry for cheating but I still love these and can’t pick just one
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3 months ago
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