i could never be straight. EVERYONE IS HOT

people who take calls on speaker phone in public deserve jail

i just love when my boss asks me about a journal entry that someone on another finance team did… I DONT FUCKING KNOW BRO ASK THEM

wish i had some snacks rn

post you in another country ✨ that time i fell in love with switzerland 🏔️

New look at Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock reuniting for ‘PRACTICAL MAGIC 2’. In theaters this September. #PracticalMagic2

made goldfish crusted chicken for dins highly recommend 👌🏻

me @ adult zuko

seriously though, how do i get paid to read books?

CAN I JUST HAVE ONE DAY WITHOUT A MIGRAINE PLEASE

wealth hoarding should be a crime punishable by death

and if I spent more time today looking at Zuko edits and art rather than reading book so what

i pulled out a grey hair 😰

PUT THE LEGAND OF AANG THE LAST AIRBENDER IN THEATERS YOU COWARDS

Actual grapes 😃 Grape flavour 😠

surely the conses wont quence, right? 😬

i love when @encryptedbygones.bsky.social spams my notifs 🥰

iktr 😽

One more before I force myself to go on my run. www.instagram.com/p/DXUZMj4CEZ...

ick my massage therapist dropped the r word 3 times in our session today and implied some right wing leanings… time to find a new one

AND I HOPE IT’S 🗣️🗣️🗣️ S H I T T Y 🗣️🗣️🗣️ IN THE BLACK DOG

won a storygraph giveaway this morning 🗣️

are you the guardian angel hacking into my brain cells?

so give me the edge of a blade and a time and a place

muscle mommy 😍

i could feel it coming humming in the way you move push the reset button we’re becoming something new say you got somebody i’ll say i got someone too EVEN IF IT’S HANDCUFFED I’M LEAVING HERE WITH YOUUUU 🤍✨

happy birthday ttpd 🤍

it’s been two years of TTPD 🤍📜 the most perfect album in honor of her birthday, here are my top 10 🪶 guilty as sin? 🪶 the black dog 🪶 imgonnagetyouback 🪶 TSMWEL 🪶 mbobhft 🪶 down bad 🪶 so long, london 🪶 cassandra 🪶 the manuscript 🪶 i look in people’s windows

I JUST LOVE SLEEP TOKEN SO MUCH

it was you with the countdown kill switch and it was me with the blindfold on

What do you mean you don’t know Gethsemane word for word?

I’ve never met a cat I didn’t love immediately

Sorry was I loud? In my own house? That I bought with the songs I wrote? About my own life?

It's that chemical cut that I can get down with Up like the moon and out like the hounds A dangerous disposition somehow refracted in light, reflected in sound I'm coiled up like the venomous serpent Tangled in your trance and I'm certain You have got your hooks in me

“You’ll be left behind in the dust if you don’t use gen ai” desperately screams the person who left their brain and free will behind in the dust

if your first instinct is to comment “well not all men.” BLOCK ME. this is the reality for all women! we have to fear and be on guard with EVERY SINGLE MAN we meet until they prove themselves and even when we think they aren’t like other men they prove to us that they are. It’s tiring and exhausting

i’m not even an accountant anymore i’m just the social committee organizer. the last 2 days have just been figuring out events for the next few months 🙃

just a girl daydreaming about zuko with his hair down

Katy Perry once touched Justin Bieber sexually, publicly, when he was a minor. Don’t defend her.

i’ve been waiting a long time for this one!! 😍😍

every day is good day for book mail 💌

name something better than scream singing would've, could've, should've in the car

nothing beats a quiet evening with my man doing our respective hobbies

Have I mentioned lately that I fucking hate AI?

my uterus is trying to kill me

some of my favourite authors! 📚 💭 v.e. schwab 💭 carissa broadbent 💭 ruby dixon 💭 alison cochrun 💭 elle cosimano 💭 fredrik backman

and you know i deliberate on cutting out the demons i still need a dark side, they just need a reason

someone please kill that man

do you think i could ask the city to change a street name cuz it’s my ex’s last name?

ANY art is better than AI "art"