I have to train our new coworker on Wednesday. I CANT TEACH FOR SHIT DAWG

my OG has finally given me something to live for 😭

....is that why I've so far received 2 reset password emails when I've not opened Instagram in months?

my new walking pad came today and I had been so excited before then (still am) & unfortunately, today was a no-bones day and I spent the day rotting on the couch/in bed, beating myself up about not being able to walk for a full 5-mins 😩 I need to remember to be kinder to myself 😞

It’s been awhile since I’ve been giddy and pleased with any romcom, let alone a book adaptation. PLS GO WATCH THIS, it was such a fun time ✨❤️ #emilyhenry #peoplewemeetonvacation

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️ IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD I LOVE THEM SM

HAPPY PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

HAPPY PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION AKA POPPYALEX DAY TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES

oh man. guys... she's gonna be a banger methinks 📚💙

millennial core

GUESS WHICH BAD BITCH FINALLY BOUGHT A WALKING PAD SO SHE CAN FINALLY TAKE A WALK WITHOUT TRIGGERING A FLARE

i woke up with a bunch of my medication scattered on the bed with me??? what the fuck happened to me in the night? ?

this entire series, sadly (bc i love elsie), felt like a bust... and then BOOM! last book hit me like a freight train and now I'm trying to breathe properly through my nose cause I cried in bed for so long 😪 📚💙

I'm going to read the rest of Brandon Sanderson's entire catalogue this year, watch this space

hmmmmmm

chaotic good lmao

Honestly my favourite work from 2025, and it was a random MS paint challenge #pixelart

WAHT THE FUCK DO OYU MEAN

ngl you guys... I'm only reading this for completionist's sake. It was at most *okay* in the first book but now, I feel like I care even less than I did then. I just wanna know what happens to the dragons 😔

Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January

I'm so glad I'm not Gen Z, y'all 🥲 like not even being funny, I think I would have folded early in life had I been in the middle of all this 😭 📚💙

New Intro Post for anyone new who follows me on here🖤 I’m Ros, 27, she/her, from Toronto You’ll find a lot about the following on here: - Fantasy books - Sleep Token - Stardew Valley - Legend of Zelda - Skyrim - Tattoos - Metalcore - Photography #booksky #sleeptoken 💙📚

just got rudely reminded that I go back to work on Monday 🥲 if anyone would like to kidnap me before then, I would so appreciate

okay but that "give me a kiss" scene is so very important to me

Ilya Rozanov:

waited until my medical aid savings refreshed for 2026 before going to grab my repeat prescriptions so I didn't have to pay out of pocket 😎

My two cats, a paws with claws

────୨ৎ──── s e l f i n t r o : ̗̀➛ 28 | she/her | mdni : ̗̀➛ fav genres; romantasy, fantasy, ya, mystery, thriller, horror, manga : ̗̀➛ other interests; cats, anime, crochet, video games : ̗̀➛ sydspages.carrd.co #promosky #booksky 💙📚

New year new me 2026 #promosky - Only positivity - The most positive person you know - always happy - never sad - sailor moon - positive vibes only - I never complain about Trump - steamed ham - rice - good vibes only ✌🏻☮️🕊️ - always smiling - selfies every day - orange

2026 #promosky Abandon all hope, ye who enter here ❤️‍🔥 🖤 smutty books 🖤 pop punk 🖤 elder emo 🖤 35, NJ 🖤 hockey 🖤 crafts 🖤 CATS 🖤 weed 🖤 cooking 🖤 hating men 🖤 big fan of pickles

New year, new #promosky Hi, I’m Arlo 👋 If you enjoy yapping about these things lets be friends! 🦖 dinosaurs 📚 reading (and chaotic reviews) 🎧 Sleep Token, Ghost, INK, Bad Omens and similar bands 🎮 gaming 🌙 chaotic witchcraft 🐈 cute cat pictures 🎨sometimes art 🦕 even more dinosaurs

✨ new year, new #promosky ✨ ✨knight- fairy- vampirecore ✨fantasy/romantasy/CR reader 📚 ✨metalcore, alternative, indie pop ✨concerts/working in music ✨coffee addict and vegan foodie ✨arts, fashion, tattoos, makeup ✨witchy stuff and the macabre ✨decor and trinkets ✨your chaotic Virgo big sister

New year, so maybe time to reintroduce myself with a #promosky Beca | she/her | 36 | mdni 21+ pls Reading ➡️ Sci-Fi•Romance•Fantasy Loves ➡️ LSU • Saints • USWNT • Real Madrid • BMTH• Dayseeker • Taylor • Cats • Sanrio • Space • Stardew Valley • Winter • Diet Mountain Dew

𝑖𝑛 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟨, 𝑤𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛 ୨୧ ⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄୨୧ Hello friends & potential new friends, I'm Selina! This acc. is the embodiment of "whatever the fuck I wanna post about" but I swear, I'm mostly a bookish user 😅 The following are random facts & relevant info to get to know me 🥰 📚💙 🧵👇

˗ˏˋ ☾✧ ― ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪɴ 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟨 ˎˊ˗ ɢᴏᴀʟ: 100 ᴘᴀɢᴇꜱ: 40,000 ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇꜱ: ✧ Popsugar 2026 ✧ The 52 Book Club's 2026 Reading Challenge ✧ Beat the Backlist 2026 ≽^•⩊•^≼ ― 𝑝𝑟𝑎𝑦 𝑖 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑢𝑝𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠; 𝑛𝑔𝑙 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑣 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒𝑙𝑦 📚💙 🧵👇

'𝟸𝟻 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚠𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 ୨୧ ⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄୨୧ overall stats (from personal spreadsheet): 101 books 42,872 pages 1,009 audiobook hrs 3.6 average rating 38 standalone series: 21 started, 21 continued, 14 completed top genre: romance top subgenre: contemporary romance ...depression genres lmao

should I start another reading/book thread for 2026, only to abandon it in the first quarter *again*? 🤣

1/365

okay the first hour of 2026 has passed. edible, audiobook, and game time until i pass out 🥰 I love you all 🥳🫶🏽

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM SOUTH AFRICA, MY LOVES 🥹♥️ Some of us have had the worst 2025 so here's to a better 2026 🥺🥂🫶🏽

so... a book unexpectedly (i didn't check beforehand) had parent death and parent with cancer themes/triggers to it and I'm not dealing with it very well. so I guess it's going to be that type of new years. in my defense, it was supposed to be romcom-y

Witchy reminder that you shouldn’t clean or do laundry on New Years Eve or New Years Day (some people believe just the 1st, but I personally do both days) as it can wash away all your good luck and fortune. So get all your cleaning done now! 😊

reading a book where the author actually follows through on someone's voyeurism kink. 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒. fucking finally

my vocabulary is above average but I must say.... I still have to look up "sneak peek or peak" (and other common spelling mistakes) everytime I have to say it and that is just something I'm going to have to live with. we truly cannot have it all 😅

left my house today and spent too much money. I would like to be dead now

2025 recapped

Good afternoon, friends! For you today I am wishing a sense of peace as we head into the final days of the year. I love you.

does anyone have any cooking tips for a good roasted leg of lamb? 👀