I do love that the PDX deployment of the National Guard is lining up with the shut down (no pay) AND the first real rain of the season. Nothing to break the spirit like a working for no $ in the rain, doing a trivial job of guarding a building from peaceful protesters mocking you, often in costume.

its wednesday that means itsssss

Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants

Goooooood morning 🦋 Many thoughts, but can’t find the words! Excited for the joy of the next couple days, the zoomies, the jumpscares, the clowning, the final countdown… And the joy of being able to share this with all of you. You’ve all changed my life so significantly in the past year ILY 🫶

5 hours til tattoos!!!!!

ok gonna go kill some time (hopefully go back to sleep 💤 ) 😘

Everyone’s unbothered til they’re not…

OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this

killatrav’s first easter egg

Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance. Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn. We have been sent here to fight for people.

Seriously.

💙✨🌙

Neguse: "I would challenge anyone to make sense of the rantings and ravings you just heard from the president. These are not serious people tweeting out offensive videos last night on Truth Social ... I think it's important for all of us to acknowledge what we see with our own eyes"

2 DAYS!!! 2 DAYS!!!!! ❤️‍🔥

Oftentimes it doesn’t feel so glamorous to be me 💋

The revolution won’t be televised but the treason sure is

canadians every time we check on american news:

In light of the hacking stuff that has been going around, I made a backup. I don’t wanna lose access to all of you lovely people if anything was to happen Here is my backup

gonna start beef with my 2nd account

Aurora TWICE in one day… AND ON MY BIRTHDAY?! Never gonna happen again in my entire life istg 🤩🤩🤩

🚨TWO DAYS!!!! I REPEAT - LESS THAN 48 HOURS BESTIES!!!!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

AOC: "This will experiences the consequences of this, but we have to be the consequence. Which is why we have to stand tall right now alongside everyday Americans who want us to be standing up."

Where am I? I’m at the government shutdown. I’m at the Taylor Swift album release. I’m at the combination government shutdown and Taylor Swift album release 🕺🪩

(solemnly) You've had mail.

LMAO! Anyway, turn on your 2FA under Privacy Settings to protect your account! And obviously do not let this hacker get you! ❤️‍🔥🫶

i have a psychiatrist follow up today for my med review and i just realized my stupid trump humping house rep has an office nearby. i should stop in with my “hot girls hate fascism” T shirt and let him know how I feel . 🤬🤬

COLLINS: So you're telling me you're willing to vote no every time? BERNIE SANDERS: Damn right

Behaviores Report: 100% goode!

just a bit over 10 hours until tattoo appointment and why am I awake rn? 😭

What a line from the Pope! I am so pleased he is carrying on Pope Francis’ advocacy for immigrants.

okayyy i heard you calling so here you go!! T H E L I F E O F A S H O W G I R L ❤️‍🔥

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

timeline cleanse, sound on

They😒don’t😒make😒loyalty😒like😒they😒used😒to😒 Everyone’s💅🏼unbothered💅🏼til💅🏼they’re💅🏼not💅🏼 Oftentimes😭it😭doesn’t😭feel😭so😭glamorous😭to😭be😭me😭 I🫦heard🫦you🫦calling🫦

this goes for the rep vault tracks as well

SOMEONE here must have some connection to tay because she’d love this

so i’ve seen the post being shared around from the bad place and wanted to see for myself if it actually lines up like this and it does!! her mind is INSANE ❤️‍🔥🤯

imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay

update: mal WAS hacked, NOT the hacker! here's their new account! bsky.app/profile/hall...

AOC: I think there's two things that are happening at once: One, there absolutely is an unprecedented abuse of power, destruction of norms, erosion of our government and our democracy in order to prop up an authoritarian style of governance However, they are weaker than they look…

OMG BABE I JUST CALLED OUT YOUR HACKER I'M SO SORRY THAT HAPPENED TO YOU

to the same discord "support." I called out mal on discord about it being a scam, and they promptly blocked me on bluesky. I don't know if my mutual was hacked or trying to hack me. But I wanted to spread awareness for everyone to be vigilant. I'm thankful I didn't lose my account tonight.

BEWARE OF SCAMS/HACKED ACCOUNTS (THREAD) I was messaged by a mutual saying someone was impersonating my account & sent them DMs that resulted in them being hacked and losing money. They asked to talk on discord, which I didn't second guess because you can't send photos through DMs

sound up to hear bug

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

Who has full control of the fucking government at this moment? Why yes it’s Republicans.

are you out of your god damn minds with this headline? i'm sorry, WHOSE fault was it???

my right calf will be sporting new ink and the ankh will be gone. i don’t need or want it anymore!

tonight is the last night this forearm is tattooless