new stream setup by hmj

if anyone is wondering, i dont recommend starting a new semester of grad school and having to move during the same week

tonight at 5pm central, @alexisdotgov.bsky.social and i will be doing a cozy craft stream to raise money for the minnesota freedom fund ❤️ tune in and join us if you’re able ❤️ mnfreedomfund.org

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i found a spot!!!!! ill be signing tomorrow 😊

I'm live but idk what we're doing this morning twitch.tv/kariskumquat

you know how getting packages is supposed to bring you temporary joy? i just left them by the door :/

the gangs all here

everyone was real excited for the daytime poss

crittervision 🖤

i have 66 bits left on twitch... somethin about the next number that comes after that... hmjPoint

i am straight up not having a good time

chat are you bald or lesbian

so turns out all of us have to move out 🙃

im so annoyed - the main leaseholder in my apartment just decided to break our lease that states she cant move out for a year (because she signed the fucking lease) otherwise all of us will have to move out. and then she goes, "I'll let them know this week and see what they say." girl tell them now

i took myself to ulta today and i got…. nothing!!!!! (i might order it online)

y’all i got a gift card for $15 towards amazon (yuck) from my employer. anyone have some ideas on what to get?

i checked ya'lls horoscopes and it said you're gonna have a great year and do so many fun things!!!

NEW BOTTEGA... PRADADA

me, just getting out of an everything shower with clean laundry

@halfmoonjoe.com they have a lot of really nice woven blankets, some are medieval-ish and they also have some frog ones!! the site is strikegently.co

thank you karis!!!!! this is seriously exactly what i needed @kariskumquat.bsky.social

which one of y’all needs this

christmas music should be illegal after the 25th

🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 SANTA CLAUS 🎅 IS CUMMING ❄️ TO TOWN 😜😜 SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST 🙏🏼😇 😇TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE TH0TMAS 👯♀️👩❤️💋👩 OPEN YA GIFTS AND LEGS 🙈🙊🤯🤯 🍆💦 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU 😈 🤪😋😍💦🍑

@halfmoonjoe.com YES WE DO

i was playing this vidya game the other day and this ominous warning about a bald man popped up!!!!!!!

what if my inner child had a gun

do any other olds remember watching this?

my coconuts

officially done with my first semester of grad school and idk how im supposed to do this for the next two and a half years but i know we have a lot of other hmj folks who are also in school so i just wanna say we can do this!!!

fuck mr. marbles passed :/

this man who followed me on instagram but literally ghosted me has watched every single one of my stories.. are men ok??

ITS FRIDAY, THE WEEKEND, THE REAL ME COMES ALIVEEEE

for this marvel rivalry i keep hearing about..

whos fucko

when youre mean to me, this is who youre mean to

i want to start streaming so bad but i literally dont have the technology available to me.. i just wanna yap with ya'll!!!

i feel seen

loved this clip from today's stream playing wall ass

i was driving home from a man's house this morning (gross) and the amount of terrible drivers at 8:30 in the morning are horrendous!!!!! yelling!!!!!

yall influenced me and i just bought one of the bratziez bag charms

i literally hate trying to date - sorry, no, I don't want to hang out with you, a 28-year-old, still living at home and refuses to move out.

🙃

hehe

and so i wake in the morning and i step outside and i take a deep breathe and i get real high and i scream to the top of my lungs

auhuhuhuhuhuh

hmj meet up at the sedona arizona snoopy rock??

this hole has a face!!!

i loaded up this new game to play and what is this??? BRITISH???