in honor of tessa‘s anniversary, here is a photo of Winnie the cow bc of tessa’s dog winnie. also Winnie lives at the Alveus sanctuary run by Maya Higa and they have a twitch channel!!!

hi hello please tell me your go-to halfmoonjoe vods for the big sad

i have the one and only 24 karat gorld le BEW BEW the new la RU RU's are here (Le Bew Bew) DEEDEE mega DOODOO... deedee MEGA dewdew (oopoo.. poopoo peepee poopoo) what I do? Oh who is you? You need to start being yew because you are yew and you are yewnique So follow you. Dew what you want to dew..

everyone get behind a barnes and noble right now for aj!!!!!!!

went to this cafe in LA and got a boyfriend (a beautiful, tall, tattooed man handed me the drink i ordered, got me a straw, and gave me a free turmeric shot)

theres a client at my new job that i keep reading in the notes is talking poorly about an RA and i just know its me.

do y’all think this is how joe feels :/

hey so taking your bare feet out in a movie theater and putting them on the chair in front of you is actually criminally insane

alleged beef photo

grandpa joe wake up the poll ended

should i watch devil wears prada 2 or i love boosters tonight?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @ginanomez.bsky.social !!!!!!!!!!!!!

conversely, idk what to do with all this free time on my hands so dont mind me if you see me in stream and im just like: 🧍‍♀️

submitted two of my finals last night and finished my last class of the semester today!!!! only two more years left!!!!

me when bluesky goes down

andrew callaghan just dropped an interview w/ ICE whistleblowers hmjBrinda

if yall want a scary movie, go watch obsession - that shit was absolutely insane hands down scariest movie ive seen

joe making a schedule:

crittervision's new raccoon kits

(tw:sappy) finally employed by a few different agencies and i worked at all three this week!! during the two months of no work and freaking out, i just wanted to thank all the streamers for providing a space for us pals to convene and becoming closer to everyone - it really has meant so much to me 🖤

wait did yall hear canvas got hacked during finals week? lmaoo

this is who runs this account 🖤

@hay-ree.bsky.social i just want you to know the live song does not match up with the words you're singing and i think thats great 🖤

if you ask me how i’m doin..

happy birthday @kariskumquat.bsky.social!!!!! thank you for all that you do for animals, thanks for being a lovely mod, a super fun streamer, and a pal!!!

joe vs chat

i did a little thing take a listen if you’d like but there are many different genres on here so just a disclaimer also i know it’s on spotify don’t come for me pls!!!!!

i just walked downstairs in my house and theres a random man getting a tattoo in the living room area?? HELLO???

bluesky was down all night are we okay??

having separation anxiety from chat without a stream 🥺

youre welcome

@mynameisshyra.bsky.social i had a dream you were streaming and doing your top tier lists for.. something. movies, maybe?

oh we do have fun here ahuhuh

@halfmoonjoe.com hes coming for your gig diva

yall are so fucking funny truly

the most terrifying thing happened to me this morning - a silverfish flew out of the shirt i was about to put on and landed on the floor. i am not okay!!!!!

sometimes i have five streams open at once and just hear voices overlapping each other and im like yes.. this is it i no longer have to hear my own thoughts

and what if i went to go see sinners again in theaters??

@halfmoonjoe.com the difference between british, irish, and scottish - you're welcome

i have to poop so bad but im getting a phone call for a job interview in 9 minutes

my total for gas was $8 - 10 dollars more than it normally is!!!!!!!!!

i had to tell the guy on a date with last night that i wasnt feeling a second date and i felt sosososososos bad i started crying a little. i hate hurting people's feelings so much

should i go see kiki's delivery service at 730pm tomorrow or 145pm on friday

@thebutchprincess.bsky.social here is said head tattoo

i still had the animal crossing bingo up in one of my tabs 💔