and what if i went to go see sinners again in theaters??

@halfmoonjoe.com the difference between british, irish, and scottish - you're welcome

i have to poop so bad but im getting a phone call for a job interview in 9 minutes

my total for gas was $8 - 10 dollars more than it normally is!!!!!!!!!

i had to tell the guy on a date with last night that i wasnt feeling a second date and i felt sosososososos bad i started crying a little. i hate hurting people's feelings so much

should i go see kiki's delivery service at 730pm tomorrow or 145pm on friday

@thebutchprincess.bsky.social here is said head tattoo

i still had the animal crossing bingo up in one of my tabs 💔

guess who just got fired!!!!! lmao

today in class, i learned that nothing matters and we're all gonna die someday 🙃 hope that helps!

marpin shart

it was me i kissed the boobs @reidie.com

*politely raises hand* hello joseph? may we please get the leslie stahl "gay" as a sound alert?

happiest of birthdays to THEE diva @lesbianashley.bsky.social - not only should you be absolutely terrified of her but also feel welcomed, included, and so loved simultaneously!!!! i hope u have the best fucking day you deserve it queen

oh my god?????? @witchsocks.bsky.social found my throne and bought everything (i only had two things) but wtff zoraa!!!!!!!!!! you are absolutely an angel and im crying you are such the diva and thank you thank you to everyone who has wished me and tessa a happy birthday were both crying IS THAT OKA

it is mine and @thebutchprincess.bsky.social birthday tomorrow so please be very nice to us or we'll cry!!!!!

@witchsocks.bsky.social dis u?

happy birthday @heycarmenok.bsky.social !!!!!!!!! hope you have such a special day and can enjoy all the wonderful little things that will happen!!!!!

NO NOT ERIC DANE GOD DAMMIT

me walking outside today:

me to myself:

in honor of pisces season coming up.. WHERE MY FISH AT

if you are missing joe's streams and want to hear his beautiful voice yelling at you, i found these sound bites taken from various points of his streams - fun!!!!! my personal favorite is "joes vocal stim marathon"

for those who dont care about football (like me) if you did want to root for a team, the Seahawks operating CEO, Jody Allen, contributes to environmental research programs, arts and culture programs, and local youth programs 😊

wishing dj fishbob was playing at the halftime show..

bsky wouldn’t let me upload the whole clip (homophobic) so i had to cut it some but here is my bratziez as promised!!!!

@thatgirldetective.bsky.social catching strays in the hmj vod for throwing raccoons

new stream setup by hmj

if anyone is wondering, i dont recommend starting a new semester of grad school and having to move during the same week

tonight at 5pm central, @alexisdotgov.bsky.social and i will be doing a cozy craft stream to raise money for the minnesota freedom fund ❤️ tune in and join us if you’re able ❤️ mnfreedomfund.org

hey

i found a spot!!!!! ill be signing tomorrow 😊

I'm live but idk what we're doing this morning twitch.tv/kariskumquat

you know how getting packages is supposed to bring you temporary joy? i just left them by the door :/

the gangs all here

everyone was real excited for the daytime poss

crittervision 🖤

i have 66 bits left on twitch... somethin about the next number that comes after that... hmjPoint

i am straight up not having a good time

chat are you bald or lesbian

so turns out all of us have to move out 🙃

im so annoyed - the main leaseholder in my apartment just decided to break our lease that states she cant move out for a year (because she signed the fucking lease) otherwise all of us will have to move out. and then she goes, "I'll let them know this week and see what they say." girl tell them now

i took myself to ulta today and i got…. nothing!!!!! (i might order it online)

y’all i got a gift card for $15 towards amazon (yuck) from my employer. anyone have some ideas on what to get?

i checked ya'lls horoscopes and it said you're gonna have a great year and do so many fun things!!!

NEW BOTTEGA... PRADADA

me, just getting out of an everything shower with clean laundry

@halfmoonjoe.com they have a lot of really nice woven blankets, some are medieval-ish and they also have some frog ones!! the site is strikegently.co

thank you karis!!!!! this is seriously exactly what i needed @kariskumquat.bsky.social