Having one of those days where I finished up at work and now I just want to cry. Chat, is that okay??? (I know it's not 🫠)

Not Youtube putting this in my suggestions!!!! No hate at all to Antphrodite (love them!), this is about the title/subject lol

Happy birthday vacation to @samtrombley.bsky.social @becoolia.bsky.social @frozenanna.bsky.social @potcake216.bsky.social @ladyfeifei.bsky.social!!!!! I'm so grateful for each of you and feel so honored to share this little corner of the internet with y'all 💕💕💕💕

OUR RULER HAS SPOKEN @halfmoonjoe.com

Chat, can I be vulnerable for a sec? I have a huge crush on E.R. Fightmaster!! Like hello???

So I may or may not have bought the Wicked x Dunkin munchkins tins so I can put my weed in it. Chat, is that okay????? ehuhuhu

Gonna need you all to go watch this if you haven't already!! Consider it MANDATORY VIEWING!!!!

You cannot rewrite history, Joseph!!!!

Did my laundry AND put it away all in the same day!!!! Y'all can't handle me rn!!

Chat, can we please talk about the size of this blueberry (regular one included for comparison)?!?!

like why are we not talking about this??

Please consider this my formal invitation (ONLY TO HMJ CHAT) to be added to my holiday card list!!! If you'd like a card with a very cute cat on it, send me a dm 💌💌💌

In case anyone else is feeling inspired to send holiday cards, CVS Photo has a really good deal for 60% off holiday cards until this Saturday!! I made sure to get ones with my angel baby on them for y'all 🐱🎄❤️

My new Not This hat arrived today!!!! Thank you again sweet angle @ro-the-mo.bsky.social 💕💕💕💕

Feels like now would be a good time to tell y'all my actual first name is Steph!!

The girls heard you needed some animal pics @whooisjulia.bsky.social

Afternoon therapy sessions are always such a gamble cause either I’m fine to go back to work afterwards or I’m completely down for the count

Jealous of anyone who has the day off today…I’m just not feeling it

The way I've watched this at least 20 times in the last day!!!!

Forgot to take my meds yesterday so I woke up with a brain made of jello today 🫠🫠🫠

OKAY well now that you're enabling me, look at one of my all time favorite pics of the baby!!!!

Realized yesterday that there is a several lack of cat content (from me) on my blueskee considering I know the names of several chat pets!!! So here is my sweet baby angle, Peabee, enjoying some sun 💕💕💕

Joseph...

it had to be done

me scrolling the hmj feed

@reidie.com this is the thing I was talking about! The whole episode is really good but it starts at the quote

Okay I managed to get my actual real first initial as one of the two Pin for Love Labubus I ordered and now I’m tempted to do a name reveal lol

I can believe this is happening while Joe's not here!!!!

I feel like I need to take a tally of how many times Joe said sex vidjeos in the Contradiction vods

Sooo my first music video just came out www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE9I...

Who is she?

thank you @samtrombley.bsky.social!!!

Going to see Frankenstein tonight

OH MY GOD IT’S TWO CAMERAS!! NOT JUST ONE!!

Wish there stopped being reasons to update y'all on this but went to take out the trash today and the neighbors now have a camera that literally points ONLY at our house...

Touch me baby

When both the divas are streaming so you have them up side by side and both on full volume lol

Can someone explain to me why Popmart now automatically unboxes certain blind boxes while the order is processing?? Like let me have my little surprise!!

For future blackmail @alexisdotgov.bsky.social @halfmoonjoe.com

y’all ever just

When @uncleappa.bsky.social is the killer...

Update: they've now put a camera out on the sidewalk to monitor the space on the PUBLIC street in front of their house!! In a city!! Where off-street parking is a rarity and THEY ACTUALLY HAVE IT!!

So I’m not much of a partier but I agreed to host a Halloween party with my roommates this year cause they really wanted to do something for it. However, it’s now turned into a school group project where only two of us are actually doing anything to prepare and the other two haven’t helped at all…

The divas who get it get it

Pretty sure this dream also gave me the community migraine cause I was grinding my teeth so hard from the stress of being caught!!

Feel asleep watching old hmj dbd vods ✅ Dreamt that @halfmoonjoe.com was chasing me and trying to put me on a meat hook ✅

Y’all can someone come get my neighbors?? They’re so entitled/rude and they left this note on my car when there was literally still room to park behind me AND they have a full driveway with a multi-car garage!?! This is not the first (or likely last) passive aggressive note they’ve left for us…

Guys a new Sims game has been announced!!!! @halfmoonjoe.com

Stay safe, everyone exercising your rights today! 💜 Know your rights, local laws/ordinances, etc. Not protesting, but want to make an impact? Letters, calls, emails, etc. to local reps are VERY VALID! Happy to discuss in DM’s if you need advice/help as someone who used to work in local govt. 💖