🖕 fuck you and your shitty ass company. I hope you fail miserably.

Thank you x100000 to @mglynnk.bsky.social and all of you beauties who suggested Old Navy!!! I stocked up and don’t hate how I look in these!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Had a belated birthday dinner with my gal pals last night and look at this absolute TREASURE they gave to me!!! 💜🖤💚

Y’all are freaking AMAZING!! Thank you so much!!!! I can’t wait to hopefully find some jeans that don’t make me hate my whole body 😬

Chat… where does everyone buy their jeans from? I need some nice dark wash jeans that are COMFY and also not $400 each because … wtf?!?

🔴LIVE - SATURDAY STREAM!!!! doing some just chatting for a bit, then playing Nancy Drew: Warnings at Waverly Academy while raising money for pancreatic cancer as part of the Nancy Drew stream crawl!! Let's show the divas what the HMJ community can do!!!! 🔎🔍🔎🔍 www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe

Back at work today… and there are like 5 of us here so they’re talking about closing early. This bug got everyone, gal! 😷🥴

I miss Polyvore 👗👡👜💖

Just gonna cry now... www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAUa...

…. This is all your fault, @halfmoonjoe.com

Anyone else’s phone number get leaked recently? I am getting DOZENS of calls a day with the same voicemail about a personal loan.

Say you can't sleep, baby, I know That's that me despresso

Y’all ever do a shot of ginger and turmeric just to feel something?

I am excited for For Good. 💚🩷🖤 Is that okay!?!? justkaciethings.blogspot.com/2025/11/and-...

when a little kid says “hey, watch this”:

this will haunt my nightmares for sure

I’m sorry… WHAT?!? 😱 variety.com/2025/film/ne...

I’m not crying… I’m sobbing 🥺

My hairstylist turned me onto this and omg it smells absolutely divine!!! I want everything and everyone to smell like this all the time!!!!!

Y’all ever just wanna curl up in your bean bag chair with a Dr.Pepper and some snacks and play Wind Waker on your GameCube?

Got ‘em! 🥒

Y’all really mean to tell me not a SINGLE ONE OF YOU thought to mention that it’s National Pickle Day?!?!?

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Post the last 4 games you’ve played 🎮🐓🔪🪄

3) The county clerk tried to turn me away for the second day in a row until her supervisor came up and was like “wtf, girl why?!” and took care of me after telling the clerk that was her literal job… I need a fucking drink and a vacation on a completely remote island.

It’s not even 10am and I’m about to lose my damn mind… 1) I almost got hit by a wild driver on my way to work who then stopped traffic with her shenanigans. 2) A lady yelled at me for “taking her spot” in a public parking lot and then proceeded to park across THREE spots. … (1/2)

Chat, whose car is this?!

Oh!!!!

New reaction photo just dropped

Why does it seem like there’s never ever enough sleep like ever?!? 🫩 (trick question. I’m an autoimmune girly.)

It was the type of day that only Top the Tater can fix #iykyk

Some of y’all weren’t around for *this* hair era and it shows 💁🏼‍♀️

Who else comin?

It’s a chilly chewsday and all I want is a hot cup of tea, a fuzzy blanket, and my book.

can we ... not?

🎶 a cup of teeeeaaaa, a cookie, and youuu-hooo 🎵

My boss brought in birthday bagels and everyone sang to me and I blushed even harder and omfg I haven’t even been here a month and I am so thankful but also akdjdhdbsajalsldjsh 🫣🫣🫣

I got to work and my workstation was covered in balloons and streamers and I blushed so hard!!! Ugh!!! Why is everyone so nice!?!?!

The price I pay for rejecting cookies and targeted ads, I guess

IT’S SNOWING!!!! ❄️

Thank you all SO DAMN MUCH for the birthday wishes. 🥹 You sure know how to make a girl feel special. 💜

Food coma for lunch. Time for a birthday nap. 🥱☺️

Gunmetal cat eye nails? Don’t mind if I do! 🩶

The high temp for today is 37°F… something about that… 🎈 It’s my 37th vacation, I mean… birthday! 🎉 I got a birthday card from my Gramma that made me sob because it’s just from “Gramma” and not “Pops & Gramma” and I am not ok but trying to be ok!!!! 💜💜💜

There are people putting temporary tattoos on bald men’s heads at this restaurant. Where’s Joe when you need him?! #yerbald

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Happy Fridee, flops! 🍹