If you ask me what my favorite part about Glendale is, I would say the 5ft high crosswalk buttons so you don’t have to get off yer horse

My bosses have not spoken to me in 7 business days since I put in my notice, but the VP of our parent company sent me this text so that’s was pretty nice

Diva said “warm autumn looks good on me” and she ain’t wrong

Things I’m most thankful for: (y’all are the best, dont tell the rest of these fellas on the list🤫)

A story of me telling Pike that I am the most special in our family for this one day and her saying “bet”, in 4 parts

I want to sincerely thank all y’all for sharing in the excitement with me, from the bottom of my heart!!! As pumped as I am about this, I am DOUBLY pumped that I get the pleasure of being a part of this community with all its wonderful members🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Y’all, 4 arduous interviews later and I got offered my dream job🤗🤗🤗🤗

Introduce yerself with the last five concerts!: Rilo Kiley Japanese Breakfast Noah Cyrus LinYing/Daniel Ellsworth & The Great Lakes The Avett Brothers

Biggest leaf… ever?

Damn, still really French😔

If you were to see a stamp on say, a xmas card envelope… which set below would make you smile the most

Met this raccoon last night and can’t stop thinking about him

True Life: I want all the XMAS cards

Got 30 seconds of the dog snarfin’ a pup cup of yer interested

Got to catch a ‘lil sumo tonight

Headed back to 2016! Just discovered portrait mode on the ol’ iPhone

So pumped about this Tuesday in particular

Risked my life to show yall this sunset

Inspired to join the circus

@halfmoonjoe.com, what have you conjured???

Something about a fairy string quartet in a church playing Halloween songs to me

Whoa, 2nd best black cat decoration I’ve ever seen

Unstoppable, @uncleappa.bsky.social

Staying at a hotel without my baby

Couple of question for all you spiders out there: how do you get that web all the way across the sidewalk and how do you know exactly where my face will be??

May I get a thought and a prayer for this commute home😔

Do y’all know about this??

I only recently learned about vocal stim, but that really explains the time my sister’s ex-bf was rolling around the garage for hours in an old computer chair trying to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian.

Dream concert: check✅

POV: yer trying to hold your freshly groomed little dog like baby Simba and she is absolutely not interested

Sideways ghost is 2silly2handle

Y’all. This fella has a tiny car window, set inside his regular car window, seemingly for the sole purpose of having an arm out. It rolled down like a regular window. Blown away.

Just studied a project print while still in it’s lime green folder… let me tell you the world was an entirely different color when I looked up

I had 3 strong cocktails at the sushi restaurant and I am here to tell you all that you guys rock, every single one of you, and I am so happy to have found you all😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

So if yer having a sushi date yergunnnawannatakecahuenga

I love The Huntington

Will do anything for string cheese. And so will my dog.

If I came across a genie and they said I could have 3 wishes but 1 had to be completely selfish, my selfish one would be that every pair of jeans I wear until the end of time fit perfectly

Y’all, do you think she would trade places and let me be the dog for awhile if I asked really nicely?

Y’all have 5 on repeat?

I received a project that sounds like “Cheeto”. It is high priority so I have been calling it “Hot Cheeto” and that is how I am currently getting through the day

Is this a safe space?🫣

I dunno, @halfmoonjoe.com , I think your Rachel horror movie idea could have some really potential

Better luck next rapture

Me? I prefer my coffee in a cardboard container like a second grader😌