I’m thinking about snacks

I have a weird apartment where I need two ac units to cool the place down. Well… Astrid took the liberty of eating a cord and so now I’m down to one. It’s fine though. It’s fine.

Here are the ears!! Are they well done? No. ❌Are they hand done? Yes!✅

Complete with bunny

I finished the Disney ears… pics tomorrow. Cleaning up after a project makes me feel like 😴

Happy 20th birthday, Almond Joy!! 🎂 We adopted her and her late brother, Reese’s (Orange) in August of 2006. They were the only cats left at the shelter. They were so bonded that even though we went in for 1 cat, we left with 2. Grateful to have her precious little soul 💕

I’ve been thinking about this all morning and I wanted to explain. It was a joke made at a concert in reference to potty humor or “shitting everywhere”. Colitis has literally destroyed my gut health so far, it will likely be what gets me in the end. Not to mention that it is what to a degree led

Woke up this morning to see colitis at the butt of a joke by a famous person…

I was silenced because I typed out a post and hit post and it never posted. Anyways… I made these bags and they took like 45 minutes each??? One I procrastinated on for about 2 years because my friend asked for it

I need everyone to know I am somehow traveling to Phoenix 3 times this month in the span of 2 weeks.

I had a dream the other night where I was with my friend and her sister. They were like, “omg it’s so dark in here.” My response? “Just look for your dad. It can’t ever be dark when there is a bald head for the light to shine off of”

I brought Ziggy and Astrid to the shelter with me today to help push their bonding further (neutral space). Everyone tell them that they’re so good and so perfect right now

Goodnight my little angels

Catch of the day

Two words: fish bag.

Here are some of my tshirts that I fixed this week. 1st is a racer back I found thrifting (found the original listing). I don’t like myself in racer backs, so I made a cami. 2nd is a tshirt I love the graphic of, but always hated how it fit me. I made it a more formal fitted shirt w/ a smaller neck

My bunny jumped onto my head and into a wall… then jumped on the vets head. They informed me that they’re saving the videos. I’m so embarrassed

I think it’s time for grandma (me) to let the Facebook go… this was a recommended page to me

I looked you up on a map and found your address

youtu.be/a6hviQkHaUo?... @halfmoonjoe.com skip to 1:17:15. This is when my life changed forever

And y’all thought I was the only one who had a thing for shorty. Well let me tell you about a little thing called TikTok comments, because I saw this thirst trap in there and all the people were drooling over this hottie with a body.

I’m sorry for posting about it so much. I am just really excited to go to Disney next month. I’ve been painting ears, upcycling shirts, making keychains, you name it. I’ve been 2x before (world) & one of those times my parents told me my cat had passed while on a ride to “cushion the news”. So… 🤗

Y’all also modify/alter your clothes and feel like a cunty diva after?

I need one more shirt for my upcoming trip and I’m having trouble figuring out what the vibe will be

I know my username is Mayor of Fartville, but I actually have a chronic illness that makes that not true for me. However, I do happen to know the #1 farter in the world. It happens to be my father. Yes he wore a “world greatest farter, I mean father” shirt on my college move in day. So…

Bunnies today. Look how messy the little guy on the right is!!

I got my art back! Now I’m showing it off. Feels very surreal in so many ways. Also it weighs 13 pounds for anyone who was curious

I could decide to become evil. Nothing is stopping me

I don’t want to jinx it, but I think for the first time ever in my life I successfully stopped a migraine? And idk what I did differently

Guys, the art store played Beatles birthday probably for sir Paul’s bday. But then they got messy with it… they played something (which is a George song btw), followed directly after with Layla (Clapton). Iykyk the drama, the tea.

Already got an update for yall- a spring in my bobbin area was out of place!!! Thank you to who said that ☺️❤️

Sewing friends!! Okay I’ve been sewing with a machine for 20 years and there is something wrong with my machine. Before you ask, yes I’ve tried different needles, different tension and different stitch widths- but my top needle is not fully submerging (why I think it’s mechanical)

The man she tells you not to worry about vs you

Bro, what is in the fucking air lately?

This is a vulnerable post

Quilting the smallest thing I’ve ever quilted before for a pair of Mickey ears… any guesses?

Sandwich

My cat and I just took our morning bathroom break side by side together. We are connected

These are still a work in progress and I have a few more pairs to make. Not all the characters were my idea, but were requested to me (hence the lone pair of grimace ears). Essentially I am making ears as a thank you for my invite to Disneyland for my friends and I

Did anyone else play this fever dream of a game?

Okay and then today there was a straight couple on the train in one of those single seats, only one was straddled on the lap of the other and they were lady and tramp style eating McDonald’s chicken nuggets. The Scottish guy asked me if this was normal for America

I’ve seen too many straight people slobbery kissing in public this evening. Too many.

Not the Scots (Scotland vs Haiti game, Boston) asking my dad to do the booger sugar with him 💀

Ziggy the piggy keeps thinking the cat food is for her

GETTING MY ART BACK!! 🥳🤩🥰

Also it’s a long story but I had a rough couple of weeks back in October and I left a bunch of my art behind with a written agreement that it would be returned to me at some point. It’s now some point (maybe moving soon). Anyways, I don’t think I’ll ever get my art back. I won’t ever know why either

I need to scream into the void for a second: I’m a fucking human being and I deserve to be treated like one Okay, thank you.

Can companies stop making sequels? The value of your original movie exists because of its one off, one of a kind nature. It cheapens the piece to add a lame and poorly produced second movie

I just stumbled across the weirdest ad?

I didn’t inherit much from my grandma, but I inherited this cow figurine the had. It had nail polish on the front on these two lump things… I assumed cowbells. So I picked the paint off. I mean they were cowbells for sure, but the kind with nipples. Anyways *I* painted them to be cowbells after.