In Stargate SG1, when there was the fake Samantha Carter running around... ... Why did they not call her Replicarter? #sg1

Hmmm, are those kitten tooth marks in the WiFi antenna?

Stargate: SG1: Heroes pt II. A lot of this series is very enjoyable pulp, but this... This is one of the really well shot, well directed episodes. The camera work is next level: the face off between Woolsey and Hammond is beautiful. The passion of Bergman in his defense of journalism.

Big blue beautiful sparkly nebula bowl shining in the warm sun. shop.brambledragon.com #ceramics #pottery #art

And the roofers are done! Scaffolding to come down tomorrow, but that's that!

Happy Eve of the anniversary of the death of Margaret Thatcher to all that celebrate. youtu.be/H3-PjACGcVk?...

"No," the swordmaster said. "One does not refuse the king," the herald said. "I do. I will not train his soldiers or officers, I will not tell my students to join his army, I will not support his unjust war." "You will regret this!" "No," the swordmaster said.

y'all know the rules!

For the love of all things sweet and fluffy, I think we could all do with this right now: (Sound on for the perfect musical accompaniment)

nasa employee: oh hey, shouldn't u b back by now astronaut: earth's stupid nasa employee: what? astronaut: *eating zero g Nutella and diverting to Venus*: earth's stupid

I just feel like this needs to be posted again today. www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3tO...

A fresh tin of paint should not be the consistency of cottage cheese...

Smaller birb. Are you proud of me chat. #crochet #craft

DEATH HAS JOINED THE PARTY comes out tomorrow in ebook and KU! amzn.to/4tr1cO0 If you like D&D, Dungeon Crawler Carl, or fun nerdy stuff in general, you are going to love this book! I think it's the funniest thing I've ever written. Eli-style humor in a TTRPG world. I hope you'll check it out! 😀

The best movie ever!

We found the winner of this meme

throwback to a few years ago when easter, passover, and ramadan all overlapped on margaret thatcher's death day

Can we also talk about the duck's head Jesus is peeking out from behind?

It has been a while since I logged in to #ffxiv, but I'm by the aetheryte in gridania, and a bard here is playing #kpdh songs. Golden and What It Sounds Like actually sound really good :D

A different perspective. Always helpful.

A gentle reminder. If you hear the muffled thump of the Easter Bunny's mighty paws tonight and have neglected to leave out an offering of carrots and whiskey, its wrath will be terrible to behold.

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

this is it, right here. this is the take

Christina Koch on Artemis II is the farthest away a woman has ever been from Donald Trump.

Don't come at me with any "With not both?" bullshit. The money from Harry Potter is being used to ruin people's lives.

Same kinda of deal with software development. You don't get to the point of being able to design and implement systems without going through the baby steps first.

This is lovely Someone put £500 behind the till of my local independent bookshop (Storytellers, Inc in St Annes, Lancashire) to celebrate their 50th birthday, and the owner is giving the books it paid for out at random to customers ♥️ @cloveroverover.bsky.social

Ich see trees of grene Redde roses too Ich see them bloome For me and you And Ich thynke to myselfe What a wondirful worlde Ich see welkin blue And cloudes of whyte The brighte blessid daye The darke sacred nighte And Ich thynke to myselfe What a wondirful worlde www.nasa.gov/image-articl...

Seeing discussion elsewhere about whether The Rich should be able to access public services for free even tho they're rich, and like, why are we so focused on whether people "deserve" things?

"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"? no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Peregrine update: * Ely pair have laid their 3rd egg. * Cromer female chased off a mystery third peregrine who came close to her nest * St Alban's pair laid first egg on Ash Wednesday For background & webcam links 👇

This is so, so well-articulated.

Used to think most empires died slowly. Now I am reconsidering that maybe some of them doused themselves in gasoline and dropped the match.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

Spirograph!! Absolutely iconic toy. I loved mine!

While his parents beamed, little Tommy Lundquist, future developer, surveyed the view from his newly constructed treehouse.

yes you fucking morons free preschool for everyone or it becomes just "free preschool for the poors" and then you call them leeches and ask for tax breaks when really we want free preschool for everyone because we want smart well adjusted kids why is this so hard? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...

Thursday’s are better with happy jumping baby goats 😃

I hope everyone who is reading this has the best day possible.

"Houston, we have an email."

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image) Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts) Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

A favorite that I haven’t seen in this (fantastic) thread yet…

Purchased via @bookshop.org !

"So you want us to pretend she's a real person-" "Yeah!" "But also you have the power to control what she says and literally silence her with the click of a button." "Yeah!" "You see how that's horrific, right?" "...no?"

If the astronauts think Microsoft Outlook crashing on them is a problem, wait until they get a tap on the airlock from an Oracle audit team.

No, fuck you. You don’t get to suddenly decide that copyright matters when folks suddenly have access to the source code of your spicy autocomplete due to your own incompetence.

the last month has felt like watching a toddler touch a hot stove and then go "OUCH" and then every rich person who thinks they're smart says "thank god he won't do that again" and bets 1 trillion that he won't touch the stove again. also the kitchen we're all standing in is on fire.