Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!

Hugops to the folks at @playstartrekonline.com

Tuesday reminder: Cheap Kindle reads! You want 'em, I've got 'em. Old stuff, new stuff, rare stuff. All under four bucks: www.cheriepriest.com/cheap-kindle...

Quick Cartoon: Pole dancing.

Every year, people are betrayed by their optimism. "Fireworks have exploded in other people's hands, but surely they will not explode in mine. My hands are different."

...Oh Bother...

Sigh, is “cascade” some new business school BS lingo for share? 🤦🏼‍♂️

‘Smokey and the Bandit’ (not my viewing choice) has not aged well

Om Malik, 1966-2026. A longtime friend, most generous kind person in Silicon Valley. It's that time of life. Much love to you brother. om.co/2026/06/24/1...

OK, this made me laugh!

@bdsams.com think crowdfunding for the plumbing - live stream and lawn chair viewing of you operating the backhoe should more than cover the rental and medical bills :)

WAIT. SHIT. NO. STOP. NOW I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION. Okay, I rent. So ... Could I invite a vampire into my house or would they have to go through my landlord as the legal owner to enter? THIS IS TIME SENSITIVE.

What more could you need?! Credit: Speed Bump by Dave Coverly

Here's your humpday (and Prime Day?) reminder: You can buy oodles of cheap, short kindle reads of mine (that I actually get paid for!) including novellas, novelettes, and short stories for less than four bucks! I know it's Amazon, sorry, don't yell at me please. www.cheriepriest.com/cheap-kindle...

I know beef is expensive now but costco, nooooooo

I know a bunch of you are excited about the Slate truck. I'm going to their event tomorrow to learn all the things and get a ride in the little truck. I'll share articles, photos, and videos in this thread so you don't have to run around looking for details. Bookmark this or something

AISLE 7 - Chips - Cookies - Quackers

To the folks in Europe, stay cool, stay safe

All my dishes are served cold because I'm on a strict revengetarian diet.

Roommate thinks I didn’t notice he ate my swedish meatballs, but I wasn’t björn yesterday

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

The latest @twit.tv podcast is up, a marathon session with over three hours of talk covering everything from Ai and Anthropic to US Army glasses. The picture is a homage to the Tartan Army and the Scottish fondness for putting traffic cones on statues. The listeners are a delightfully odd bunch.

that awkward moment when Darth Vader goes to check his mailbox hoping for a Father's Day card and all he's got are bills for the Death Star

@harrymccracken.com Not sure if this is up your alley or not

@bdsams.com 👀

24 hours left to enter!

New Article: Is There Any Truth to UFO Disclosure Theories? On This Week in Space, Hugo-winning author and scientist David Brin analyzes the science and psychology behind UFO lore and Spielberg's "Disclosure Day."

@tariqjmalik.bsky.social I know you weren’t in the episode, but since I haven’t found Rod on here, awesome get with the guest this week

Diane Duane is a fantastic and storied writer, and she's in need of some financial help at the moment. Since it's my birthday, and therefore you can't possibly say no to me, I'm going to ask you all to read her post and either 1) help in one of the ways she's listed or 2) keep spreading the word.

BTW, friends: there’s some local stuff going on, and I thought I’d mention it here. https://www.tumblr.com/dduane/819780832834256896/just-a-note-for-the-local-crowd

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

For #PrideMonth at #Ebooks Direct: Our #Pride Bundle is honestly *wildly* discounted for the rest of June. Come take advantage of us and grab one! Details: www.tumblr.com/dduane/81967... #Pride2026 #LGBTQ

Wednesday!

Heeeere's your Tuesday reminder that I have loads of shorter fiction (novellas/novelette/stories) for sale on Kindle (which is not ideal, I know, don't yell at me, my options are limited) - each under four bucks! www.cheriepriest.com/cheap-kindle...

Tried Twix Pods today. Don’t mind the scent, but Tide Pods definitely got my clothes cleaner.

Here's your *new week reminder* that I have oodles of fiction for <$4 (novellas, novelettes, and short stories going back decades - most of it $1.99) for sale on Kindle (please don't yell at me, just trying to get by over here): www.cheriepriest.com/cheap-kindle...

Decadent implies the existence of "deca-that-will-buff-right-out."

...Argh, I'm tired. Who wants to buy ridiculously cheap #ebooks and fund today's grocery shopping? Right over here: please & thank you! (Also, tomorrow there'll be a Bean Dish.) 🙂 dduane.link/EBDWholeStore ...Sorry, not valid in the UK. Please un-Brexit yourselves ASAP and I can stop doing this. 😄

The younger fruit brother of the Ents.

All smiles knowing tomorrows the weekend🥰🐾

So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf

What a guy

does the eagle know its role in Prometheus's punishment or is it just showing up every day like "holy shit, free liver AGAIN??"