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QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood

🎉30K giveaway book bundle! #💙📚 Inc @rhiannonagrist.bsky.social @aptshadow.bsky.social @voidcricket.bsky.social @lavanya.bsky.social @neuvel.net @csecooney.bsky.social @authortrmoore.bsky.social @shoutoutmapes.bsky.social US/CAN/UK/IE only. Like, repost, follow & drop a🌟in the comments! Ends 24/4

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

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(I wish I knew why sometimes that image refuses to embed....) [shrug] Never mind. Get the wildly-discounted ebooks here: ebooks.direct/products/ebo... )

Just a quick reminder: this ludicrously priced whole-store #ebook offer is, well, still on offer. (Honestly, I should get my head felt...) 😏 Do feel free to grab a big pile of bargains! ebooks.direct/products/ebo... #ebooks

I don't know who needs to hear this — anyone? everyone? — but whatever you do, do NOT give Sam Altman your eyeballs. You will never get them back and you have no idea what he'll do with them. If anyone asks you for your eyeballs, you should run away as far and as fast as you can.

Obligatory #Threadzilla system test: Proof that a hotdog is really just a sandwich. Debate & discuss.

Just a reminder to the readership in passing: when I say "I'm working on an idea about [X]", PLEASE DO NOT send me links to other people's ideas about [X]. I'm sure they're great, but I don't want to know ANYTHING about other folks' takes. PLZ and THANK YOU. 😅

Good news, everyone: THE DROWNING HOUSE is on sale in audio form! For a limited time, just *ten bucks* gets you a weird modern gothic with Scandinavian undertones and overtones alike, set in rural Washington State on a strange (and real!) little island... www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...

Did you know about reliability monitor on Windows? 👀

Those interested in assisting with the upcoming purchase: this ridiculously-priced offer is still on, well, offer. 😀 ebooks.direct/products/ebo... (3/4)

Hometown hardware store cat!

Cartoon: Wile 5e Coyote: Dragon edition. Enjoy :)

Cartoon: Wile 5E Coyote: Rogue edition :) Enjoy!

The only person you should buy a house for is your car

The first single from my album (coming later in 2026) is "i can't help the rain" and... it's available NOW on all major streaming platforms. More singles to come! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

Fun fact: In Finnish packet loss is translated ”pakettihukka” where the loss ”hukka” can also mean old/poetic name to wolf. So this is a 2005 photo of a packet wolf prowling in the network.

Sunday

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com #manosphere

Little Free Library is for all! 🐶 Shop the Two Story Shed Little Free Library (pictured here) and more: https://lflib.org/shop

Right, well, we've got extra bills to pay thanks to probably a ground squirrel chewing through a wire, and meanwhile I'm behind because I have to move my work bench up here to the living room where there's electricity. I have put prototypes and practice pieces up for sale to support this nonsense.

Black traffic: the corporate sabotage technique you've never heard of www.machinesociety.ai/p/black-traf...

Disappointment.

@nedpyle.com @lisaroyal.bsky.social Hoping the humans are hanging in there, as well as the patient

I want enemies

Otherwise: got too many #ebooks but wouldn't mind assisting regardless? There's always the Ko-Fi. Please & thank you! (Because it'd be cool to warm the house right through, & be able to stop worrying about *that* issue (if not everything else...!) 😅 ko-fi.com/dianeduane (2/2)

Status report, "Shilling For Heating Oil [RE-REDUX]:" Worried re: what may happen to oil prices tomorrow, am desperately hoping to fill the house's tank today. Have just 3 hours to do it. Want to assist? Grab 9 #ebooks about young #wizards, cheapish! (Not in the UK, sorry.) bit.ly/YWNMESET (1/2)

OK, so need to set up appointments for 1) Neck MRI ($200 USD) 2) Electromyography study ($250 USD) I am sitting at $47 USD in the bank, still got bills to pay, food, etc. I have a couple Speed Slots (50-75$) open, and/or shop.pretzelwolf.com ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf... but either way need help.

some fresh merch at the swagbag... er webstore. Some weird, more to come, but every bit of my silliness you buy puts more pesos into my "feed the cat, pay the rent, keep going to specialists and hopefully get these tremors fixed" fund. shop.pretzelwolf.com

Lasers were a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to play with cats. Computers were also a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to look at pictures of cats. In other words, science was made for cats.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

The chicks realised too late that the cat skin rug wasn't, in fact, a rug

Went to the zoo today and every enclosure was like this #birds #CobraChicken

So it looks like Captain Jaclyn is nearly caught up on the Babylon 5 Books orders that weren't able to be processed while the system was down for 54 days. So if there are any last minute stragglers out there, now's the time to get in before the door shuts for good. view.flodesk.com/emails/69a65...

Hershey’s has announced that it will return to using “classic milk and dark chocolate recipes” in all of its products by 2027. The move is a reversal for the company, and follows weeks of complaints from a grandson of the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup inventor and other vocal consumers.

New Podcast Episode: Windows Weekly: Moonshine University The Push for Building 100% Native Windows Apps with @leolaporte.me, @thurrott.bsky.social, @richcampbell.bsky.social

Home Solar xkcd.com/3226/

@nedpyle.com I thought it was Tony C until I read the alt text, but it still works :)