One @adamusic.bsky.social mashup of Mary Jane Girls "In My House" and Sabrina Carpenter "House Tour" please and thank you

Can confirm

i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

DEAR RESTAURANTS: Your servers are not volunteers. If you can't afford to pay them more than 2.13% of what you charge, you can't afford to run a business. Thank you!

SEND HELP (2026) isn't shocking in terms of plot but is filled with "OH, SHIT!" moments, like a Raimiesque episode of the Twilight Zone. Fast and terrific. Rachel McAdams shines.

I want to be at this stage of my career in 10 years time.

Secret Queer Home Movies from the 1940s. From the archives of the GLBT Historical Society in San Francisco. Words from SENTENCES poetry book.

Draw me like one of your French otters...

As full of spirit as the month of May

The Secret Garden opened on Broadway 35 years ago tonight.

Cancer: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, because you will find some way to drown yourself in it.

Fred Ward looks like this. I rest my case.

The City of Pittsburgh just passed legislation banning cooperation with ICE. The vote was unanimous. 🎉🎉🎉

Hey, look. It's a decent scan of this legendary image!

They say this like it's a bad thing?

I have no interest in this man’s problems

Absolutely bowled over that Lisa Kudrow has had a DEAD-ON Parker Posey impression this WHOLE time.

Gonna drop the gimmick for a second and explain, as a therapist. What you're describing is a phenomenon called Revenge Bedtime Procrastination. It's a subconscious habit that develops in which a person seeks dopamine-releasing behavior at night to exact "revenge" on the day which deprived them

Professors & university staff were targeted & fired for less than this just a few months ago.

When you impress your dad and stun the waitstaff

So sorry for the people that didn't pick up what The Bride! was putting down. Some of us did and we LOVED it.

I love my neighborhood

I knew i disliked this guy for reasons other than his wooden acting.

Bluesky: the website for "38 year olds" who are all slowly becoming friends with crows and other birds.

torrents are undefeated: www.404media.co/the-removed-...

Everyone celebrating Jason Voorhees, no one celebrating Pamela Voorhees. Did we already forget the lesson of International Women’s Day

Disney's Chips and Sith (2015-2015): In anticipation of the "Galaxy's Edge" attraction, both Disneyland and Disney World released this dish: Chickpea and lemon hummus, topped with roasted red pepper coulis, Bugles, and black sesame dust, to replicate the face of Darth Maul.

Merrily's "The Blob" wants what Sweet Charity's "Rich Man’s Frug" has.

Cars honk when they’re scared and trying to look bigger to other cars

if you think the greatest threat to effeminate gay boys is the trans movement and not the cis straight men who overwhelmingly exclude and brutalize them then you should walk into the ocean immediately

Disneyland may have that Main Street lights parade but that doesn’t come close to the Hoover County Meat Parade.

Playing a character who says exactly what she wants at all times makes me realize how exhausting it is to care about other people's feelings. And how freeing selfishness and cruelty can be. There's a price for it, of course. But man, the absolute joy of telling someone to SHUT UP is intoxicating.

2026 basically

if i send you this it means i'm not sorry

Pennsylvania is where you go to get a respectful fuck and I think that's great. Happy to do my part for my state.

This and Pseudo Echo's "His Eyes" youtu.be/HltchTPbH5Y?...

HAPPY 5 TO BARB AND STAR!!! (WHERE IS MY SEQUEL?????)

Remember Woke "Shipoopi"?

Millennials are having our mid-life crises in starter apartments, it’s rough out here.

Morning.

Ferbruary #oldknees

OR—hear me out The author's obsessive and aggressive transphobia is a colossal turnoff.

One of the things I like best about big snowstorms in the city is that people often walk and play in the middle of the streets during the day, and get to imagine — even momentarily, and maybe for the first time ever — what city life could be like in a world without cars.