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From The Archives: Why American Hubris Will Never Catch Up To Us

Always loved the bake-sale dramatic tension of "a Constitutional crisis." As if a deeply-flawed, elite racist laundry list that's already been stripped clean like a cow by piranhas, could somehow be stable.

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not sure how to square ‘no one person can be reasonably expected to pay for every media subscription’ with ‘sorely underpaid writers need to make a living’ but my inclination is not to locate that problem with any of the broke ass people on either end of the complaint

Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.

Still no vets/active duty engaging in anti-ICE ops, General Kelly?

Before answering, would first have to see Gen X restored to all the demographic polling screenshots WHERE WE DON'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST. LOL 🫥

That's like asking 'Is The New York Times actually the greatest newspaper?' - Gen X

Democrats in congress responding to White House tweets: "Hey um, uh, this isn't how we do things, sir." Sabrina Carpenter responding to White House tweets: "im literally outside you fukcass bithc"

Hair Club for Then.

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What the hell is wrong with you

Hi, my friend, comedian and creator of this meme passed away. To honor her memory, if you ever share this goofy ass meme, please credit Tiana Miller, most people never did. Pour one out for a legendary shitposter, people 🌈

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

epic callback hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Forget strangling baby Hitler when I get a Time Machine I’m drone striking an early PayPal board meeting

I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.

A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings. “It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale. This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading: www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...

#OtD 6 Dec 1928 the banana massacre took place in Ciénaga, Colombia, when soldiers killed up to 2000 striking workers of the United Fruit Co., and their wives and children, who were fighting for one day off per week and pay in money rather than coupons stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1059...

CNN misspelled 'the corporate dispensary used cheap nutes and pesticides and didn't flush before harvest' vomiting. I hate it when they get the words wrong.

Crash Davis teaching Jesus how to miracle would be watchable. "On the next pitch, hit one of the Magi." "Creating loaves and fishes is fascist. Order pizza." "Your sandals have fungus on them. You'll never make it to heaven with fungus on your sandals. Think savior and you'll be a savior."

i am against hate of me

Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off

Apt comparison of gambling industry these days

Every western news outlet had been writing about Nazis in Ukraine on the reg from 1997 to 2021 and every week from 2014 onwards, the power bill for scrubbing their servers of any mention must have been horrendous

“The last applicant I spoke with said he didn’t care much about the politics of ICE — he just thought his taxes shouldn’t be used to buy school supplies for “illegal alien children.” www.nplusonemag.com/issue-51/pol...

frat boy rebrand of US government

Remember kids…

lol insideevs.com/news/764318/...

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

$20 billion could end homelessness in the US $40 billion could end hunger globally Both would still only cost 3/4 of what Meta blew on Mark Zuckerberg’s obviously bad ideas because nobody would tell him they were stupid because he’s worth over $200 billion because he doesn’t pay his share of taxes

The Soviet Union disappeared 35 years ago, so why does NATO still exist? There is no good reason for it, and several bad ones.

The Thiel-linked Intercollegiate Studies Institute (ISI) hosted a panel featuring Stephen Wolfe (author of the Case for Christian Nationalism) who wrote that “Non-Christians living among us are…not entitled to political equality.” ISI supports over 70 student-run publications across the country. 1/

every troop that deploys against civilians must face the tribunals. Disobey your nazi orders if you think you're so fucking brave

"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them

If we want fascism to end in America, people like Alex Karp have to go to prison forever and palentir must be destroyed their databases erased, and its tools destroyed. Anyone in a high level at the company must go to prison as well. This is bare minimum stuff for rebuilding democracy at some point

It's unfortunate that the 52% of Xers who voted for Trump were exceeded by both Boomers *or* Millennials who did so. No need to ally with Boomers, dear. You're already there.

AI is Roundup for your devices. The public doesn't want or need it, it's forced on everyone regardless, it does immediate environmental damage, and poses great and persistent risks.

I don’t use this app but I noticed some supportive messages popping up and I really appreciate that 🥹💞

If Maduro really was a monstrous tyrannical dictator the US would be selling him F-35s.

Maslow's Grocery List Hierarchy

Accounts named 'restless anomaly' or 'bravely questioning' or 'turbulent visions' are always block-worthy attention soaks, coming with "Is water really wet?" and "Arithmetic is tricky, eh?"

The problem with this is that they're both elected officials with real power that they refuse to use on behalf of workers, so they engage in performative solidarity instead of living up to their half of the inside-outside strategy.

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