white supremacists and capitalists got so mad at one 18 month stretch of increased labor power that they've agreed to reverse the most complex economy in human history to an agrarian state

She died a free woman.

You're a neoliberal ghoul who gave up two SCOTUS seats while ignoring public needs, expanding wars, and attacking whistleblowers. We all wish you blood-drenched imperial servants exactly what you deserve.

Could this be it, the way to reach our brain-wormed HHS Secretary? Fetish Fortress, a grateful nation thanks you, on its knees, leather bound with a ball gag. 🫡

Or, Socialism with Chinese Characteristics may have just fixed the world's energy problem with fusion powered generation.

Surfing while genocide! It's so you! 😎 💀

You misspelled 'reguritate donor talking points.'

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

Vote for Kamala Harris, she will still blow up children, but at least she’s not Donald Trump. What a message, it’s a mystery why she lost.

fascism is in part social scale Darvo.

$120/$500 so far cashapp: $kennedytcooper venmo: @kennedytcooper Thanks y'all, this is coming at such bad timing for me and the sweet kitty

The failure of the college presidents to issue fiery, unrepentant defenses of free speech on campus, esp vs. such clownish congresscritters, is one of the shames of this sordid time.

LOL suddenly she has a spine and can do math Is Hillary working the merch table?

history is rife with examples of liberals making coalition with fascists to keep socialists out of power and then being really surprised about what happened next

protesters to politician: doing this one specific thing we all agreeed that we want will get you all of our collective votes politician: wtf why are you being so mean to me

Thread: The Onion is definitely in contention for their first ever Oscar Barnum Peobulitzer Medal of Prize Cup Center un Certain Awards.

The fascists won because all of you keep trying to be friends with them while complaining about leftists who always end up being right, including about how you're useful idiots

Centrists find it so easy to get along with people to the right because those people don't have standards or beliefs. So centrists don't ever feel bad or feel judged for having harmful or fucked up views

In these 2 clips, watch Makary lie and contradict himself. For quackery, “incredible stories” will suffice. For vaccines, annual RCTs are required. Disgraceful. rumble.com/v6zeqwk-maka...

So anyway, turns out plasma in menstrual blood can completely heal wounds in 24 hours. hudson.org.au/news/womb-to...

Easy messaging win for Dems, "you can't have [good thing] because Trump is spending $20B to subsidize the failures of some libertarian clown abroad." And, no, Dems shouldn't support it because it's "foreign aid." It's a right-wing clown bailout. Supporting it trivializes and undermines foreign aid.

Free Market go BRRRRRRRRR

Entertainment weekly cooking

Colbert could do something incredibly funny.

Favorite black & white movie

Art:

Holy fucking shit this is massive news.

I know we are inundated with bad news these days but I want to take a moment for good news. Massively good news. They are figuring out how to treat Huntington’s disease successfully.

"America is better than China." — an American who's sitting right next to a sewer rat in the New York metro, on their way to their dead end job, where they work 80 hours per week for slave wages, and are one medical debt away from complete homelessness, which will land them in an American gulag.

Yeah this is just a scam call farm. That's it. But the WH doesn't want to upset the large number of pro-scam voters who are MAGA so they make up some bullshit government plotline

I wish my ears would visibly lay back like a cats so people would know when to leave me the hell alone.

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

gonna go with W on this one yeah, definitely a win file under "rope, enough"

The Farrelly Brothers' Casablanca

Fuck Tylenol, microdose THC gummies during the workday like an adult

What I'm wearing to the Rapture.

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

[parade of randos blow Willie's dipshit takes out of the water] YEAH SO WE'LL JUST GIVE UP THEN HUH IF THERES NO SPACE FOR REALLY BAD GRIFT. THANKS EVERYONE. <sadz>

Trump Fires Key Inflation Report - The Onion

And this is the reason we keep getting him. People voting for superficial bullshit and not voting for anyone that will work to substantially improve the lives of the American people

The sheer volume of online freak outs over a few western nations barely recognizing the state of Palestine really shows you how many people who claimed to believe in a two state solution were lying

"severe market volatility" "shark impacted the swimmer's lifespan" "gas station quickly consumed all surrounding oxygen"

oh no not the business world

Socialist: There shall be no excuse for the terror! Liberal: But what about "this" and "that" and "them" and "those"? 😫 Socialist: They can just stop being fascists, you stupid fucking bastard.