Its Superb Owl Sunday

Its giving strong "somebody's Fringe show" vibes, but I'm loving its insanity. Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee Australia, Series 1: Episode 1: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002qrjx via @bbciplayer

Watching it now. This definitely works.

Promised so much Had a great line up. A couple of quality performances Ultimately disappointing. Royal Rumble or The Night Manager ?

Doing the Edinburgh Festival this year? Have a read of this:

Back on Monday for series 8. (thanks to @do0g7e.bsky.social for the image)

Very excited about the February line-up for Beverley Jestwood, my little monthly comedy night which will be reaching its 11th edition! If you want to get your hands on the FREE tickets, head to: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1980652276...

Big nostalgic milestone today. It is exactly 10 years since January began.

Only one word for that: magic bowls.

one of the best things ever

This traitors finale is 👌

I'll have some of that.

There's a new series of The Comedy Bureau starting tomorrow. I'm really excited about it. Obviously, like most things I've ever made, it's got a hearty "meh" from the world, but I think it's good. Subscribe on your pod player if taking comedy too seriously interests you.

Here's the moment Get Up learned that the Bills had fired Sean McDermott, featuring Adam Schefter running back on set to discuss the news.

Happy "start of World Bowls Day" to all who celebrate. #bbcsport

The Smelt store is now open for business: if 5,000 of you are willing to chip in £10 plus fees each, we can make some brilliant things Leadmojo.co.uk/smelt

@nickmotown.bsky.social 13 years ago!!! Still some of the finest work the internet has ever seen.

In light of Donald Trump now getting the Nobel Peace Prize I demand that Jack McLean hand over the Hull Comedy Festival New Comedian Of The Year 2022 trophy to me, its rightful winner. (Please ignore The Halls of Ridiculous and Chris Percy who also beat me)

Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward

I know AI is the great evil, but how else am I going to get Roman comedy pictures?

Looks like Weatherspoons St Louis will be ok for staff.

All right - I've done a comedy writer and producers starter pack for everyone who's into that sort of thing. And YES, I've forgotten you, so remind me that you exist and YES I will put you on it (unless you have slighted me in some unremembered way in the last 20 years). go.bsky.app/AkQCH7U

First review is in..... (Reads like a 5 star to me) What actually happened was I put the text into Gemini AI and asked it to calculate how long it would take to perform, and it decided to leave a critique as well. If anyone human wants to read it, feel free to let me know.....

WE NOW CROSS LIVE TO THE TURRET #TheTraitors

Draft 1. Done

Will Bennison has been added to England's squad for the upcoming ICC U19 Men’s World Cup 🦁 Bennison will join the squad in Zimbabwe ahead of England's opening game against Pakistan in Harare on Friday 16 January. Go well, Will 💙

Don't mind this (if its true) Personally I'd prefer a lighter (early Moore/Brosnan in Goldeneye) type than he probably is, but he's a good actor, so its all down to him being given the right film. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

What if one of #TheTraitors is also the secret traitor?

I'm scared of heights and wouldn't do one if you paid me though.

Quick heads up that I've just received word that my many fans around the globe will be letting off fireworks tonight to mark my 50th birthday. So, no matter where you are in the world, if you look out the window at midnight and see some, they are for me. You are welcome.

Last time I tried to do something other than normal stand up I did the worst character act known to man. So this time I'm going to try something easier and update the work of Juvenal in to modern language (and remove all his homophobia, xenophobia and misogyny) All because of one pun.

I guess they noticed the word "talent" was in their company description....

Myrrh is what people from Hull call the bar owner from the Simpsons.

He will be back. Probably on tour, and in all the papers, discussing how he's been cancelled

Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.

Because I'm a tight Yorkshire man I'm sending a virtual card, and because I'm a vain, self publicising comedian it's just a massive picture of me.

"He's reading your list It's pushed him over the edge He's left your parcel In next doors hedge Evri driver is coming to town".

SMERSH HITS: THE PRINCESS BRIDE shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

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Rob Reiner directed so many absolutely world-class films that you could be forgiven for listing some of them as your favourites and forgetting it was him that made them.

I am very sorry to hear of Warren Lakin’s death - I am so glad he was my live agent - someone filled with history, compassion , positive anger, and activism - I will drink to you tonight humanists.uk/2025/12/10/h...

Kin ell.

Done

No one: Teenage boys walking out the barbers:

She’s getting absolutely SMOKED. Good.

Little creepy guy round-up.

I see the programming director of BBC 4 got my letters this year. We have the greatest Kids programme, Sitcom and film....