One of Stephen Mulhern's 27 phones is ringing.

A belated #portfolioday post! I'm Steve and I'm an illustrator and the Art Director at @lostincult.co.uk, I love making these book covers for our series of History / Archives books. I'm always looking for artists and love looking through your work so please follow me / show me stuff!

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

Clear that a Leeds fan was in charge of naming our new toilet model. #lufc @thesquareball.net

Has there ever been a greater pair of lads? Ant and Dec ain't got nothing on these two.

We used to be a real country

Graphic designer Joe Caroff passed away yesterday at age 103. Responsible for absolutely legendary posters and typefaces. www.printmag.com/daily-heller...

I can't compute that Children's TV presenters wore full suit and tie within my lifetime. I won't accept it.

Mancunian bin

Bandcamp Friday obliges all musicians to post things like this short video, along with a link to buy our magnificent work, which, in the case of Lost Crowns, is here: lostcrowns.bandcamp.com/album/the-he...

Is no-one safe?

We've pressed "go" on the new Lost Crowns album a few days early, not because we're impatient, but because we're nice. Which one is your favourite? "All of them," cheered everybody in unison. lostcrowns.bandcamp.com/album/the-he...

Bluesky is great but trending is still heavily US-weighted. There is one man, though, that transcends boundaries.

Google Assistant's greatest strength is being able to understand me shouting "add crisps to the shopping list" with my mouth full of the last packet.

The man in the automated message on the Manchester Civil Justice Centre phone number genuinely sounds unhinged. It only gets worse the longer you listen. Just wait for the bit about bailiffs. Who approved this???

The perfect solution to a) fix the minor jobs no plumber wants to be called out to, or b) realise just how out-of-your-league a job is and get a man in, as my 99 year-old grandma would say (though we are gender-neutral in our family hiring policy).

I always struggle with these days between New Year and Christmas.

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025

At my in-laws. Four people, four beds, two adults, two children, two levels and a Christmas miracle if we don't step on / flatten the children by morning. #duvetknowitschristmas

@threebeansaladpod.bsky.social can I suggest you call the Christmas special "Feliz Navirat" thank you I can now get on with my life having got this off my chest

Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."

My son came home from school with a paper watch that just says "no". Not sure what the learning objective is but I'm onboard.

If you prefer your advent calendar less chocolatey and more auditory, why not give my Essential Christmas YouTube playlist a spin? One video a day until the big man arrives. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

"Oooh it's nice when it stops."

Without thinking, retweet with the first Simpsons joke that comes into your head.

10 print "Hello Bluesky " 20 goto 10 run