Can someone tell me HOW THAT WAS A HANDBALL #cpfc

“Ohhh no we can’t tax the rich, we just have to squeeze schools even more for the poor and working classes”

OBR documents (somehow!) published ahead of the Budget announcement say all SEND provision costs are to fall within DfE spending limits by 2028-29 and warn that if this is fully funded within the core schools budget, this implies a 1.7 per cent fall in mainstream school spending per pupil.

Palace team travelling less posh than usual Klasjet today, but still not a bad way to travel. It’s nice on board this one! Biggin Hill to Strasbourg later today. #cpfc @rodusu.bsky.social

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AND TROY PARROTT DOES IT

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Nigel Farage said their flagship council in Kent would be a "shop window" for how they would run the country. Just months after taking over they're now set to slash multiple council committees as they struggle to fill posts after sacking nine of their own councillors bylinetimes.com/2025/11/12/r...

#Breaking Catherine Connolly has signed the Declaration of Office at St Patrick's Hall in Dublin Castle to formally become the tenth President of Ireland | Follow Live

HE DIVED, THE ABSOLUTE CHEAT #cpfc

Terrible call for a supposed corner there. Multiple replays show no touch by anyone. #cpfc

quote with a robot that isn’t from star trek, Star Wars, dr who, or transformers

Crystal Palace fans gearing up for what feels like about 17 matches within 3 weeks this December. #cpfc

Still keeping your X account going?

Almost nobody in the Cons Party or beyond it had noticed that the Shadow Home Secretary with two other frontbenchers and 5 backbenchers tabled a bill in May to deport 3 million people - stripping almost every pensioner, parent or nurse who did not take out citizenship of their right to live here

Voting in the Presidential Election is now under way, with the polls remaining open until 10pm tonight.

How long will it be until UEFA start banning the Nagorno-Karabakh flag at matches too? Big one displayed regularly in the Bilbao ultras whilst they’re playing Qarabag of Azerbaijan.

A policy this expansive would certainly mean mass stripping of permanent residence status from people with ILR (including pensioners and parents of British children) on a scale far beyond anything any democracy has ever done before. There is no public support for such an extreme policy.

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No further questions. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Decades after the Heysel and Hillsborough disasters, can politicians please not second-guess expert safety assessments for football stadiums. Thank you. An Aston Villa fan.

Earlier on. #aurigny

There is no need for a moral panic about the UK's welfare system. Far from perfect but recent discourse is nuts Spending is controlled, not spiralling Worklessness is near record lows My column www.ft.com/content/ee67...

“Tell the world I’m good and peaceful, or I’ll slap you” (Seen elsewhere that he wouldn’t even qualify for it anyway since the deadline is January 31st 2025, so his recent “efforts” would be for next year)

Christmas tree up in a village nearby us. Oh no. No no no no. Rule is: 6th November onwards, not a moment before!

Home time. #cpfc

Any Palace fa and know KEITH BENSLEY? I’ve found your passport - will bring to the game. Please share #CPFC

LHR-WAW ✅ WAW-LUZ ⏳ #cpfc

• Already do have to make national insurance contributions, both via their work AND via the surcharge on their visa which costs £1##s every year. • Already have to pass English language tests with their visa. • Can’t claim benefits until ILR granted. This is utter bull. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Comparing two cases, one in N. Ireland one in England. A UVF (proscribed terror group in NI) gun runner caught with pistols, magazines & 200+ rounds of ammunition in 2022. He wasn't charged under terror offences and was given half the minumum sentence of 5 years for the guns charges. [1/n]

In the late 19th century, millions of migrants left Germany as a result of religious persecution, economic hardship, and political uncertainty. Among them was Nikolaus Schrod, a cabinet maker from Frankfurt who - along with his wife Bina - moved to London to start a new life in the 1850s. 1/3

Dear Reform voters: think about the morality of this. Under this, my partner would have to reapply to stay, and I’m not confident this lot would let her. You’d split up BRITISH families. (Labour & co MUST oppose this, anything else but defending ILR will give it legitimacy & open door for worse.)

For #cpfc fans who might get a Shelbourne ticket, the cheap last minute way to get to Dublin may not be longer be possible 😬

Lots of flag shaggers at East Croydon, half don’t realise there’s engineering works which hinders their abilities to get to the protest!

I may have said it before, but my God, I hate that man. Unable to visit my Alzheimer's ridden mother - telling my young children that we needed to abide by all the rules not just for ourselves but for our neighbours and friends too. Meanwhile that arrogant tosser did what the fuck he wanted.

Correcting the reports. UK withdrawal from the ECHR absolutely breaches the Belfast/Good Friday Agreement. ukandeu.ac.uk/explainers/t...

Lublin ✅ Strasbourg ✅ Dublin ✅ Bit of a rush doing it all, but got there. Caught the European Tour bug after Fredrikstad. Now, let’s get a few players in the door! #cpfc

Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts

#cpfc Jules!

T minus 2 hours. Really cordial atmosphere in town. HF in Italian restaurant opposite. Locals lovely. Everywhere is red and blue. #cpfc

I kinda like Fredrikstad. #cpfc

You know what, first impressions count, and Oslo Gardermøen is bloody lovely!

Palace flying out tomorrow morning. Might see them when I land in Gardermoen! #cpfc

BBC reporting on Farage’s “plan” for mass deportations of refugees and leaving the ECHR. Lots of political bluster on how other parties are reacting to that plan, nothing on the ethics of saying no to every refugee OR how ECHR affects the average person, and helps prevent an actual civil war. 🙃

Immigration has dropped dramatically in the last two years – small boat crossings are a small part of the overall picture, but have come to dominate the story (in part because the government has let it)

The Norwegian top flight (the Eliteserien) - as well as its domestic cup - are not widely covered outside of the country, so it’s understandable if you don’t know much about Frederikstad. Let’s change that! Here’s some info on Crystal Palace’s first ever European opponent.

Flights ✅ Hotels ✅ Match tickets ✅ Shift swap 👀 Almost there! Bring on Fredrikstad away! #cpfc

Crystal Palace's last 10 games have included Arsenal away, Liverpool away, Chelsea away, Spurs away, FA Cup semi-final vs Villa, FA Cup final vs Man City, Community Shield vs Liverpool. They are unbeaten in all those 10 games and won 2 trophies. Oliver Glasner 📈👑

Now to find a stream to watch tomorrow night’s match! Anyone know if it’s on TNT? #cpfc