Happy Black Rod Day (aka Happy what a traditionalist weird state we live in Day) to all who celebrate.

Strides.

Kamada goes down easily, and contact outside the box. Not a foul for me.

I will be exercising my democratic right today. Please do the same.

In-laws in Dubai reporting first missile alert for a month just came through. @oisindubai.bsky.social you okay out there?

Vote Reform. Or we will house *dangerous migrant centres* in your village. And if you vote Green, it will be even worse for you. It's beyond disturbing. The chill wind of threat, thuggery and menace of a kind never before seen in Britain.

If you're following the @politicsuk.com account here you should be aware it's run by a Reform politician

Police really overkill post-match. Funnelling all away end fans into single file to leave using riot shields. Clearly looking for a reaction to justify the high risk classification and amount of police overtime. #cpfc

Easyjet for some, Klasjet for the team. After ascend went bust yesterday, who is operating the fan charters? #cpfc

Good explanation of local elections, especially for the hard of thinking who think they'll overthrow the elected government.

Voters have just today left to register to vote for the local elections taking place across England on 7 May. Anyone who wants to take part must register before 11.59pm tonight. Registering takes minutes at gov.uk/register-to-vote. Just need name, address & National Insurance number. Pass it on.

DEADLINE TO REGISTER TO VOTE IN UK IS TODAY Make sure you’re on the electoral roll, and make sure you have valid ID ready!

We’re on our way.

On our way at half time. #cpfc

Photos from Pisa.

Jesus this is awful poor things

Feel a part of the atmosphere from a far and help out with the tifo donations for our Home and Away tifos vs Fiorentina! DONATE HERE: gofund.me/5748bc670

In a world of Donald Trump's, be more Chris Richards 😍 ❤️💙 #cpfc

Parrot paraphernalia is everywhere in Prague with Irish fans getting creative in the Czech capital.

And well deserved

Alkmaar and Donetsk (Krakow) booked. Let us hope we get past Fiorentina now. #cpfc

I appreciate that Trump keeps reminding us that it's OK to dance on people's graves if you hate them. I feel like that's going to come in handy.

Off we go. #cpfc

The #cpfc team flying out of Biggin Hill a bit earlier than earlier rounds and games 👀

Ismaila Sarr, his nose was offside. #cpfc

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

Fiorentina & Rakow flights booked for next round, heading my bets. Total cost £110 for both. Lovely, worth the risk. #cpfc

Voters in Gorton and Denton can take a FREE personality test today. Simply go into a polling booth and if you find yourself voting for Matt Goodwin, you'll know you're a twat.

Gmail are accessing private messages 🫠 This is how to stop that, screenshot the steps to follow.

Kemi Badenoch getting irritated and talking over Martin Lewis as he calmly tries to explain why her student debt plans will only help the richest graduates

Bad news. I may have been given time off tomorrow at short notice to attend the match. *readies the Glasner Out vocal chords*

6 spare tickets if anyone wants one #CPFC

Lessons from Mostar.

Lucky for them, they don’t have to get up at 4am like some of us…

All tickets for Zrinjski Mostar v Crystal Palace - both in the home end and away end - are sold out! Will be a fair few watching from the car park I’d expect… #cpfc

Kickoff at #cpfc delayed by 10 mins due heavy traffic.

My ticket is available for Burnley and Wolves if anyone fancies it #cpfc

Good way to find fellow Palace fans on here #cpfc

Far right group Horley Patriots are threatening to protest Haywards Heath Humanist meeting discussing supporting refugees. Pls come along to defend this meeting and oppose the far right bringing their vile bigoted poison to our wonderful multi-cultural town. humanists.uk/civicrm/even...

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Frankie’s, Seaford.

Ticket secured. JSL masterclass incoming.

Where are we @thameslink.bsky.social #GTRfailrail

So. Who’s still going Mostar? #cpfc