Alkmaar and Donetsk (Krakow) booked. Let us hope we get past Fiorentina now. #cpfc

I appreciate that Trump keeps reminding us that it's OK to dance on people's graves if you hate them. I feel like that's going to come in handy.

Off we go. #cpfc

The #cpfc team flying out of Biggin Hill a bit earlier than earlier rounds and games 👀

Ismaila Sarr, his nose was offside. #cpfc

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

Fiorentina & Rakow flights booked for next round, heading my bets. Total cost £110 for both. Lovely, worth the risk. #cpfc

Voters in Gorton and Denton can take a FREE personality test today. Simply go into a polling booth and if you find yourself voting for Matt Goodwin, you'll know you're a twat.

Gmail are accessing private messages 🫠 This is how to stop that, screenshot the steps to follow.

Kemi Badenoch getting irritated and talking over Martin Lewis as he calmly tries to explain why her student debt plans will only help the richest graduates

Bad news. I may have been given time off tomorrow at short notice to attend the match. *readies the Glasner Out vocal chords*

6 spare tickets if anyone wants one #CPFC

Lessons from Mostar.

Lucky for them, they don’t have to get up at 4am like some of us…

All tickets for Zrinjski Mostar v Crystal Palace - both in the home end and away end - are sold out! Will be a fair few watching from the car park I’d expect… #cpfc

Kickoff at #cpfc delayed by 10 mins due heavy traffic.

My ticket is available for Burnley and Wolves if anyone fancies it #cpfc

Good way to find fellow Palace fans on here #cpfc

Far right group Horley Patriots are threatening to protest Haywards Heath Humanist meeting discussing supporting refugees. Pls come along to defend this meeting and oppose the far right bringing their vile bigoted poison to our wonderful multi-cultural town. humanists.uk/civicrm/even...

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Frankie’s, Seaford.

Ticket secured. JSL masterclass incoming.

Where are we @thameslink.bsky.social #GTRfailrail

So. Who’s still going Mostar? #cpfc

We depend on a lot of tech companies which support the Orange Participation Trophy guy. If this troubles you, and you're thinking about how you can avoid using American tech companies, this is worth a read. From @parismarx.com disconnect.blog/getting-off-...

Had no idea #TowelTheft was THIS BAD at the AFCON last night. Look at the state of these bastards. Senegal’s sub keeper having to guard and hand Mendy his towel, fighting off ball boys and Moroccan players trying to thieve it.

Current situation in upper management on Palace socials I imagine. #cpfc

I’ve been in a meeting from 12 until 3, what’s happened to #cpfc?

From tomorrow, any adult visitor from outside the EU, Iceland, Liechtenstein and Norway will have to pay €32 to enter the Louvre - a 45% increase.

As usual @sandraduffy.bsky.social is absolutely right. The UK state in Northern Ireland has quite the documented record of killing and torturing. See also: UK war crimes and similar in Kenya, Afghanistan, and Iraq.

this is where you live (Actual place in Rye, East Sussex - nearby the parish of Cock Marling)

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

The world must boycott the World Cup and the Olympics. It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.

Irish broadcaster RTE putting it how it is with regards to Trump. Bombs away for Trump, self-proclaimed peace president www.rte.ie/news/2026/01...

Good morning to all the "I voted for Trump because I wanted America out of all those wars abroad" people.

Former boss gets a well deserved MBE for their efforts in 2022. Company makes statement celebrating her. As if they’re not making her redundant in 2 months time…

Calls for individuals to be stripped of their citizenship to protect public safety are going to turn into calls for entire sections of the populace to get the same treatment so fast, it will make your head spin.

False fire alarm at hotel being severely hungover after loads of creamy pints and have to climb 8 stories of stairs at 5am is not the one.

Fredrikstad ✅ Lublin ✅ Strasbourg ❌ Dublin ✅ Not a bad return. Where next. #cpfc

It’s a rocky flight to Dublin. #cpfc

Palace #cpfc team flying across this evening. No Ryanair for them lot!

Can someone tell me HOW THAT WAS A HANDBALL #cpfc

“Ohhh no we can’t tax the rich, we just have to squeeze schools even more for the poor and working classes”

OBR documents (somehow!) published ahead of the Budget announcement say all SEND provision costs are to fall within DfE spending limits by 2028-29 and warn that if this is fully funded within the core schools budget, this implies a 1.7 per cent fall in mainstream school spending per pupil.

Palace team travelling less posh than usual Klasjet today, but still not a bad way to travel. It’s nice on board this one! Biggin Hill to Strasbourg later today. #cpfc @rodusu.bsky.social

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AND TROY PARROTT DOES IT