He hasn’t read the standing orders? Nigel Farage = Jackie Weaver.

Trump has admitted on TV that he interfered with the disciplinary process at the World Cup. Footballing associations should be up in arms about it. The only association that has raised it thus far are the Belgians. Disappointing response.

Incredible England performance, one of the best. Gordon the clear MOTM, he was immense.

The worst refereeing performance I have ever seen. There must be something fishy going on, 90% of football fans could have officiated that game better than that idiot. #PARFRA

Paraguay showing what needs to be done. Stay tight to the front 4, don't give them a sniff, and... the dark arts. They're a very unlikeable team but if they can get this to the end of the 90 and be in the game, they won't care. #PARFRA

That game, that game right there was the beautiful game.

Staying up with the Colombian finance to watch the game at half 2. Glad I am because this Argentina and Cape Verde game is incredible. #ARGCPV

Still waiting for Farage’s call for ‘cold rage’ after the attack in Edinburgh today.

These hydration breaks are having a massive effect on games in a tactical sense. Still 2-0 down but Sweden have completely swung the game since the break. They’re in an air conditioned stadium ffs. 🙄 #NEDSWE #WorldCup

Bromley (a) pre-season booked and travel for Everton (a) booked. Last season has barely finished and already excited for the next. #cpfc

I was 11/12 years old when Facebook got popular in 2007/2008, Twitter a couple years later. I look back and I really could have done without it. I probably could do without it now to be honest! Will be interesting to see how the U16 social media ban would work, and how effective it is.

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‘We always win’

What a night. #cpfc

Incredibly emotional right now. #cpfc

No more “we’re on our way”, we’re here. Beyond my wildest dreams. #CPFC 👍❤️💙🦅

We’re on our way! 🔴🔵 #cpfc

1 year ago… #cpfc

That “FA Cup, The peoples story” that Palace posted has had me sobbing. I love Joel Ward, and boy do I miss Eberechi Eze.

Play the final team on Sunday against Brentford. Make 9-11 changes against Arsenal. Couldn't care less about the title race, it's all about our final. Interestingly, Rayo have pretty much an identical schedule to us, will be interesting to see what they do too. #cpfc

Sarr POTY IMO, incredible season from him. Mitchell runs him very close though. #cpfc

Yeah do you know what, it’s a foul. But that never goes against Arsenal. The amount of absolute carnage that they’ve got away with at set pieces this season is a joke. #WHUARS

A few words for whomever was in charge of the PA system at Palace last night. Thanks for ruining the atmosphere on multiple occasions with unnecessary music at ear splitting volumes. Really ‘added’ to the experience.

We’re on our way. 😍 #cpfc

The cunts on the music at the end, ruining what would’ve been an absolutely incredible atmosphere at full time. Especially blaring the fucking Eze song out. Absolutely braindead. #cpfc

Let’s make tonight a night to remember! Nervous but very excited. COYP. *remember your scarf! 🤣🔴🔵 #cpfc

I’d be absolutely incensed if I were Bayern. I’m certain this is UEFA corruption at play. The UEFA handballs have been ridiculous this season, and by their own definitions, those today should be handballs. #BAYPSG

Booed off against Bournemouth btw 🤣 #ARSATL

Nazi rhetoric. Grim.

From the Whitehorse to the Holmesdale Road I’m Palace to the day that I die. We’ll be there, you don’t understand. I’m Palace to the day that I die. 🕺🕺🕺 #cpfc

Mayhem in the concourse watching that ‘penalty’ back. What a fucking joke. #cpfc

Bournemouth (a) #cpfc

COYP. We’re on our way. #cpfc

Gutted. Brilliant trip tarnished by a group of young Palace fans pointing and laughing at Max’s cane after the game tonight. I asked them what they’re laughing at, wankers cowered when they realised that they were spotted. Ugh.

Well the Polish pigs are cunts. #cpfc

An absolutely incredible game of football, probably the best half of footy I've watched in a very long time... ruined by referees. What a farce, never a penalty. #PSGBAY

I fucking love Michael Olise. #PSGBAY #cpfc

Freddie Woodman is carrying on. Fuck Liverpool. The audacity to call us cheats. #cpfc

Brilliant from the U18s!! Benamar looks like a future first team regular. #cpfc

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Does anyone please have recommendations for internet providers away from the usual ones, which tend to be extortionate nowadays?

Canvot easily the MOTM. Not much else to say. 🤣 #cpfc

Will take the 0-0 at this stage. It’s gone as expected. Canvot having another great game. Where as JSL and Johnson having another poor game between them. The 3 subs of JPM, Sarr and Kamada are the obvious ones, and hopefully change the game like they did against Newcastle. #cpfc #CRYWHU

That line up looks like it will go the same way as the Newcastle game in the first half. It requires a few players to step up. Johnson in particular, we say it every time he starts, but he needs a big performance. #cpfc

We’re on our way.

COYP!!!! We’re on our way. #cpfc

More of the same please Palace! 🕺 #cpfc