Running an #mtgpremodern event in April! Super stoked for this one, it's gonna be a barn burner. #premodernmagic

I cannot think of a funnier or more appropriate summary of the state of the news industry in 2026 than “the Onion has more subscribers than the Washington Post” please help make it happen

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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

Meditations On A Delivery Robot Steering To Avoid A Homeless Man On The Sidewalk That robot steering its way around that man on the sidewalk is revealing more truth about the kind of world we are living in than you will ever receive from the corporate media. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/meditation...

Shoutout Shaboozey

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What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?

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youtu.be/feM_ZhxIxtE?... Stoked to see Cyberpunker out in the wild. Played some of my best games of Premodern against him last year in Temecula. #premodernmtg

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

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Sen. Hagerty on his legal rationale for not counting undocumented immigrants in the census: "There's a constitutional interpretation I think that has been misapplied that goes back to slavery days and what portion of a person is going to be counted."

This is Meta's AI chatbot. The thing is, we should *expect* this by now. Instagram was actively engaging teen users with content that Meta/Facebook knew made them feel bad and depressed, and continued doing it to maximize time on platform. This is what Meta does.

New reporting from @jeffhorwitz.bsky.social, who got hold of internal standards for chatbot behavior at Meta.

A minor was among those arrested, and it is the first ICE sighting in Oakland verified by the Alameda County rapid response hotline.

Fred Rogers was a rip-off artist who stole all his material from me. @theonion.com

Analysts show that capital expenditures on AI were so big over the last 6 months they added more to the GDP than *all consumer spending*. That growth is offsetting pain from the tariffs and slow job growth. So the AI bubble may be propping up the whole US economy. What happens if and when it pops?

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Good morning from Oakland and the Office of Administrative Hearings, where we are resuming the hearing in the matter of the California DMV's complaint against Tesla for misleading advertising of its Autopilot and "Full Self-Driving Capability." First up we will hear from witness Bryant Walker Smith.

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.”

So cool to see a rogue deck take down such a large event!

Media outlets can't pivot to AI to save themselves. It's not a business strategy and it's not going to work. The only path forward is for journalists to lean into their humanity, to do things AI can't, and to make clear they are writing for people, not algorithms: www.404media.co/the-medias-p...

next time you're in a national park, take some photos of the signage and upload it to help these archivists www.404media.co/save-our-sig...

He proposes releasing some ICE prisoners to labor on farms where the employers will “own them” and be responsible for them. Historians have spent decades meticulously proving the straight line between slavery and modern capitalism’s concept of the laborer—or we could just let them say it.

Good day as any to delete Facebook, Instagram, and/or Threads if you have not already The fact that Meta will not rule out using private photos on your camera roll to train AI is abominable, full stop futurism.com/meta-sketchy...

Reading this "foundation model report" and had to stop because I was laughing so hard at them just not having any idea what to put as to next steps so they just write "?" foundationmodelreport.ai/2025.pdf

Counting down the days to the June 30 Ban & Restricted update. #MTGLegacy #MTG #MagicTheGathering

I talked to 15 teachers/professors about how AI and ChatGPT is ruining their lives: www.404media.co/teachers-are...

I've had a really good experience with Three For One recently. Definitely recommend them. shop.threeforonetrading.com

The House has passed the GOP's budget bill with the 10-year ban on state AI laws intact. If the provision survives reconciliation in the Senate, the California, Colorado, or any other state that sought to pass laws governing AI would be legally banned from doing so. This is what's behind the bill:

Just got my top 8 prize from #Lobstercon Thanks @duresscrew.bsky.social for putting on such a great event!

New BANDING is out, featuring my breakdown of Premodern’s Lobstercon weekend with data and vibes takeaways. Format continues to amaze and delight! 🔗 mtgbanding.substack.com/p/twelve-tho...

[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

Put together a Tournament Report for my 7th place finish at #Lobstercon with Angry Hermit. Really great event, hope I can make it again next year. docs.google.com/document/d/1... #premodern

Made top 8 of #lobstercon thanks @theemtgpunks.bsky.social for all the love and support. Couldn't have done it without you!

Just human stuff (h/t @zamaan.bsky.social)

Looking forward to putting this to the test at the Unchained #Lobstercon side event #premodern

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It looks like R2-D2’s hearse.

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

I somehow never saw this and I'm crying laughing www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQS5...

Safe drinking water is woke. Real men drink lead chalices full of gray water.

After Trump was elected the first time, there was also a lot of talk about making iPhones in the US. At the time, I co-edited the sci-fi outlet Terraform, and asked @timmaughan.bsky.social to imagine what such a future might really look like. With his permission, I'm republishing the story in full:

we are maybe two weeks from jesse watters declaring that it’s gay for men to have sex with women