Why couldn’t we just have a new exciting QB.

Oof. Knew I probably should have just traded them in since I wasn’t playing them.

Perfect shirt, audio, and Magic The Gathering combo does exist.

New reprint that totally got announced at Magic Con I’m told.

Clogs the toilet at the LGS. Embarrassingly asks for plunger. Go 2-2 on Hollow One at FNM. Se la vie.

Can you check if I have any store credit on my account?

Some cards were harmed in the filming of this.

Got to play modern after months off. 3-2 on hollow one. Now I will tinker and hyper fixate on a deck I won’t play for…..who knows how long, because my wife and I have constantly changing work schedules. instead of finish building decks for other formats to play different nights. 👍

I swear I ain’t no scalper bro. Just want that rush of ripping packs.

Enhanced meme

If you know. You know. Also I’m aware Ajani has several not mono white cards. So don’t comment about it 😝

Got a real goofy goober in the pod.

Literally no one is allowed to order this one until I place my order for a birthday present for myself. You got that?!

Realized I have a play set of Phlage in a binder. I do not play a deck that requires Phlage. Why do I have a playset of Phlage.

I’m pretty sure I’m good. Not sure why everyone in the lgs is staring at me.

I hope these words every player struggling at FNM right now.

*whips out his reading glasses*

May this be my lasting legacy with Magic The Gathering content.

Ah. the post Oscars online arguing about who or what should have or shouldn’t have won from people with no film knowledge or just want to be racist.

Wait…..how’s the combo work?

Did I miss the update to this platform that doesn’t let me post videos also know as all my content here.

GOATED art.

Stress deciding between color or BW caught me off guard

Was hoping to treat myself with some fancy cardboard after finishing a project. Instead I woke up to go to work and had a major flat and had to get myself new tires.

I thought I was about to. With the first 45 minutes or so flipping characters 4 times. Until I realized it was a bit of a prologue and then hit the first main segment. Now it’s dope and the hype is real.

So if the “intended way to play” RE9 is Grace in 1st person and Leon in 3rd. Am I gonna be annoyed bouncing back and forth between controller and keyboard

Most snow to hit NJ in 30 years? I wish it wasn’t.

Copy. Paste. Play. Win?

Should have mulligans that meal bro.

Pod of 4 Nekusars. What could go wrong. 🛞

Plays Dream Halls. Creates mayhem. Can’t pilot storm deck. Misses a gross amount of triggers. Remembers why I only play creature combat decks.

Casual players enjoying getting to play Rhystic Study > cEDH players upset because they want to turbo and not think about paying 1 extra mana and think commander should ban cards they hate playing with.

Aye tomorrow I’m jamming in the OG commander RC twitch. No clue what I’m playing yet so I guess I should look at what pile of cards I should play.

Rhystic safe. Otter freedom. All in all. Good job Commander Committee 👍

Just unban it.

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

Preemptive post for this supposed ban update. Banning Rhystic Study is whack.

Fuck ICE.

Oh man countering my commander that’s such a good play. 👊🤣

Bro at least tell me to lift my chin if you’re taking a picture.

“That’s fine. I’m not mad at you” some of the last words Renee Good said before being murdered by ICE.

Another war over oil? Ah takes me back to high school. At least the administration is too arrogant, dumb, and incompetent to even try and lie about it this time.

Skin not good. Still need to figure out how to crisp. Meat tho. Absolutely fire. Overall self rate. 8/10

First turkey attempt.

Fantasy team flopping in the playoffs after managing to get a bye is next level feel bads.

#1 movie when I was ten is how my 2026 is going?

Some Christmas Pai Gow packs for when the Brother in law is here.

On this second night of Hanukkah I’m reminded there’s only two good movies for the holiday.

Check you bulk…or decks you don’t play anymore I guess.

I’m never getting it………I told myself years, MANY year ago to not get expectations up. And unfortunately this years leaks and rumors got me.