So first autism was because of vaccines. But now it’s Tylenol. Says the guy with brain worms and no medical knowledge.

Trade ins went well. Big Dual Land time

Yo no actually fuck this game

Forgot to update. My trim could be better. But oh baby 😮‍💨

Late night trim. For an over night cook. Gonna let it ride nice and extra low. Extra Smokey. And I’ll check on it in the morning ✌️

There’s 100 cards in this thing right?

Our first game!!!

Our first game!!!

Innistrad Double Feature was a soulless cash grab. Assassins Creed. Soulless cash grab. I don’t love Spidey Guy but objectively it looks like a fun set. I don’t think WOTC was gonna risk fumbling that Marvel money bag.

Packs of Magic cards hate to see. After baby got sick. I got sick. Then work got crazy. Back to a regular routine

The late night urge to trade in all duplicates from my binders for like 1-2 cards got me right now.

For all my fellow NJ/NY Magic players who were, quite frankly, disrespected today. Here’s a Bagel with a real schmear for ya.

Big dumb question. Can you web sling from the command zone? And does it get taxed? Because I’m about to make this deck my personality

Gotta say that’s. Given my many years in the NYC area. That’s a pretty weak schmear…….10/10 card.

Love to see it

It’s officially fall

CEDH viable in the 99

Fun fact. When I was working in NYC my go to pizza spot was the place featured in Spider-Man 2. I had no idea it was the spot used in the movie until I was waiting in line and saw all the photos on the wall. A legit good slice.

Got a new high score in Magic

Maybe I don’t watch Meatcanyons magic show enough to get the vibe. And while I like his cartoons. But watching people piss drunk who seem to hate cEDH play cEDH and proceed to trash the format for an hour because they’re too drunk to know what’s happening is just annoying and not entertaining.

Me: why doesn’t WOTC seem to want to work with me anymore. Also me:

Got my brother in law Dandan pilled

Got my brother in law Dandan pilled

The dreaded mirror match

Two worlds aligned

Just slapping screenshots on premium chase reprints is my only real issue with UB at this point.

Bro you expect me to remember everything on the board?

TikTok being weird about this one. So posting here till i figure something out.

hit the sales goal. But as I was looking at dual lands I realized with the baby I’ve missed a lot of time in the gym and hitting those goals. And for the price of a dual (which is insane) you can get a decent set of adjustable dumbbells for a decent at home work out if you know what you’re doing.

Magic The Gathering players hate losing.

If I can hit a personal best in sales on a 2 week period why shouldn’t I treat me self with a lil cardboard for my collection. A lil dual land perhaps.🥸

Mono green and Gruul players are…..simple people

It’s that smile they get as they tap those islands.

Where’s the Scarlet Spider card?

Something about a Magic card with the artist listing as Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko is just *chef’s kiss

Let me tell you something brother. I do not care what you think about Universe Beyond. This looks damn good as a card.

As a man. So feel free to tell me I’m wrong. But. This sounds like a horrible way to try and get women into Magic and reads like it came from the brain of a male corporate executive.

Daddy Drop Off. Margot joins the Fiend Club.

Meat Church has seriously elevated my bbq game. And so now have a pantry full of it.

Big thanks to Ultra PRO for hooking it up with some Final Fantasy accessories

Why do you like that nerdy card game so much?

In a rare internet W. I’d heard for so long how Godzilla Minus 1 MUST be seen in black and white. I liked Minus 1. But I love this black and white cut. Absolutely enhanced by the lack of color. I do wish it was on film not digital but I understand why.

Some foils for Yuriko🥷

The way some of these cards nail the look of like art for old dusty yellow paged sci fi books is what im loving.

Nobody tell her how much dual lands cost.

Expedition 33 has join an exclusive club of turn based RPGs I don’t find mind numbingly boring. I mean. It’s a small club with Persona 5, Gen 1 Pokémon, and 2 South Park games tho.

She said something about stop talking about Magic or something I wasn’t listening

Me: posts a silly 4th of July video. Gets called a Nazi. Me: Jewish family came to America to flee Nazi occupation in Poland. Cool cool cool.

Happy 4th from myself and Ultra PRO.

Shiny goyf for Disa. I know it’s not a future sight foil flex. But I’ll take it.