Omg. Absolutely useless. (No alt, so: one pic of ICE guys chatting w each other while a line snakes around them, another of a bunch leaning on a railing looking down at, I presume, lines they aren’t helping w.)

With ICE's perfect track record, what could possibly go wrong?

Absolutely goddamn right: “Any head of state who can say this in public about a countryman, even a political adversary, is a moral monster.Either he has no ability…to empathize with others…no sense whatsoever of a leader’s duty; or no remaining cognitive ability…to “filter” what he says. Or all 3.”

For a fun party trick, ask my son Saxon to roast you. When he does, keep prompting him to make it 'even more vulgar'. You'll never believe what he comes up with.

Being a complete psychopath can make you great at sports, but while sports-as-war sometimes works as overblown metaphor, it really sucks as the real thing.

Bill Barr outliving Mueller is cosmic bullshit.

What? Nothing about hanging Lord Haw Haw? Or does Tucker not want to give anyone ideas?

a lot of you acting as if teleportation isn’t a tremendous asset for disaster management

Any followers of mine who use 'zio,' that's an automatic block. I've been seeing legit antisemitism on the left lately and I'm not going to tolerate that shit.

gonna go watch the "ass pennies" ucb sketch

Excellent breakdown of where we are at in this moment and the many ways the regime is failing

Another banger out from @vicbergeriv.bsky.social on the absurd horrors of our Robocop future youtu.be/w4tW1ejreuE?...

“Someday military academies will teach Trump’s Glorious Iran War as a case study in armed incompetence.” @jvl.bsky.social www.thebulwark.com/p/our-low-iq...

The major media are afraid to report that the president is out of his mind.

Today’s caption from the NY Times describes Bovino’s reign of terror. Shooting and killing multiple civilians on your watch? That is quite the “brash style,” sir.

liz cheney is going to fart on some binders on a dais and they are going to call it a day

Shitting all over your cousin’s couch & then yelling at you to come wipe my ass

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

luke thrash

A laugh we could all use this week. Trump is an addled grandparent buying the same gift for all the grandkids

I've been struggling with how to express my dismay at the war coverage by our top newsrooms, and how it dances around the central fact that Trump is deranged and unfit to command. I finally wrote something. Please read it. presswatchers.org/2026/03/the-...

This is just astonishingly great reporting. All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them. And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.

come onnnnnnn fuck offfffff

everyone is extraordinarily desperate to pretend that Donald Trump is a coherent individual with a real plan who understands what is happening in the world and none of that is true

No matter what… Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. No matter what.

Wow indeed. Let's hope this follows the Hemingway model of how things fall apart (for MAGA): Gradually, then suddenly.

1. Is Lindsey Graham the U.S. Secretary of State now? Is he coordinating these threats against a U.S. ally with the White House? Now he is demanding that a top U.S. ally enter a regime-change war? And then threatening, “Hopefully this changes soon… if not, consequences will follow.”

Nobody captures these surreal times quite like @vicbergeriv.bsky.social and his latest video edit over on Insta is a banger www.instagram.com/reel/DVqoZAi...

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social if you send more of my tax money to this, I will spend so much of my free time being in your ass about sending my tax money to bomb little girls trying to get an education. And I won't stop after they can your ass. You and Trump are no different if you do this.

Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...

This appalling White House video game imagery on Iran illustrates what @teotten1.bsky.social and I discuss on today's pod: The role of fantasy, unreality and sadism-as-entertainment in MAGA politics. newrepublic.com/article/2074...

Reuters Exclusive "U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school." "The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the ​Middle East."

This is some greasy funky southern rock and I am extremely here for it, meet you behind the bleachers for a smoke after seventh period, wear your high-waisted jeans, it's 1974 youtu.be/QKHGmFvzjJ4?...

1/2 No snark: Congrats and respect to whoever at @nytimes.com has changed hed/dek on this story. (Story is about 6 voters, none of whom has ever voted for a Democrat, w views on Iran war. See next item for original presentation, implying they were just some sample panel of "voters.")

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

Boomers lived the best version of the American dream and never let anyone have it again

These assholes are really gonna go with “war is peace, actually.”

The point of Trump wars is the war. There are plans for condos, but no peace. He preens, extorts what he can, and loses interest, assuming he began with any. What's left is a killer opportunity with no excuse left for it but civilizational extremism that ends either in futility or war crime.

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians. We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.

AI is getting high on its own supply

Alternate take of “Oh, Pretty Woman” where Roy Orbison says “Bullshit” instead of “Mercy”

i wish epstein was still alive so i could watch his smug dipshit herman munster ass get run over by a maglev train and explode into medium sized pieces

The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.

📌The 79-year-old decaying Donald Trump's repeal of pollution controls will poison our planet, and our children long after he is gone -- and this repellent, rotten son of a bitch, and his grotesque party can't be gone soon enough.