Every Democrat needs to hit a microphone right now to say this is gross corruption, we're paying attention to who gets paid off here and we'll do everything we can to claw it back.

A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️

hey 👋 I'm that PM from work who sends last minute meeting invites for 8am. scheduling a group this big is tough, haha, appreciate the flexibility! looking forward to seeing everybody online bright and early, just in time for me to cancel the meeting at 7:55

Sunday Taquitos #26: Obnoxious Experienced Art by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social

Modern technology could learn from older stuff that does what it's supposed to and doesn't bother you. My toilet just works and never sends me emails like "Good news! Flush® is now Floosh®"

ENGAGEMENT BAIT! What is your MOST CONTROVERSIAL Star Wars opinion? And I don't want embarrassingly lukewarm takes like "Jabba The Hutt was actually a good employer". I need opinions that could land you in jail. GO!

If the Democrats let Republicans have this INSANELY easy W, I am going to be apoplectic. This shit polls like chlamydia. Get on the other side of it now and be loud about it.

Recession tornado siren.

I do think it’s important to try to figure out what Tucker Carlson, a man with tremendous influence in conservative politics, acutely believes as we try to figure out what a post-Trump GOP looks like. I just don’t think asking him is the way to do it because he’s just going to lie to you.

HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker delivers an update on the future of InfoWars and takes calls from viewers including President Donald J. Trump.

Updating my list with the latest version of Iran wanting to surrender to Trump.

Please read

we are going to need a cabinet-level Detrumpification Secretary who just spends the next four years scrubbing his name and likeness off of everything

Another probe is launched into Trump Admin's handling of Epstein files Government Accountability Office has initiated review, per Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-OR) Merkley was part of bipartisan request for investigation www.merkley.senate.gov/merkley-murk...

every time I see a clip of the TMZ tv show where they’re all huddled around laughing and having a good time about doing the work they do, I imagine an elderly person accidentally driving their car straight through it and my brain hits me with a dopamine blast so powerful I can see god waving hello

oh god he’s going to use this to talk about how we need to hurry up with his ballroom because it will be safer, won’t he

In my day, we called that hotel the Hinkley Hilton because it's where Reagan got shot.

Why didn’t the mentalist see it coming?

Zero. Sympathy. They did this to themselves. Oh, and also? There definitely is an easy answer.

What if we’re just too damned incompetent to negotiate a deal?

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

There's a sense in which I respect the evangelical leaders who unhesitatingly lined up behind the idea that President Pedophile B. Antichrist, the libertine looting and burning the world every day, is god's manifestation on earth. You have to rework your brain and moral sense so much to get there.

To be fair if I were Kash Patel I would also drink an enormous amount

We’re in our Handful of Tyrants Era ☹️

it'll be back in three days

horny asshole wanted to be the king of this great state now he is sitting alone in his rich guy house trying to decide if his ceiling beams can support a swinging body

One of the ways news media often fail us is by giving us the microscopic rather than the telescopic view. Everything I mention in this essay is well-documented, but the dots are mostly not connected to make visible this death by a thousand cuts our country is undergoing.

four-time beefing champion and member of the farting while burping hall of fame,

Trump quote for the ages: “you don’t need a backup plan.”

There is no McTry.

I wish almost anyone would notice how nervous Melania was today

Superb breakdown of the mind-bending conundrum we’re stuck in. Too many Profiles in Cowardice to count.

Today Donald Trump lashed out at every major MAGA influencer because they won’t continue to support him even though he’s a pedophile rapist warmonger.

One of the most brazenly corrupt events in history will take place tomorrow when Jared Kushner represents the U.S. in critical negotiations with Iran to end the war while he accepts millions in fees (and billions in investments) from the Saudi gov’t which has been lobbying Trump to continue the war

A Brett Ratner production?

BREAKING: DOJ investigating Iran for Mortgage Fraud.

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

You'd hate to see this spread everywhere, like airborne fentanyl except real.

@kenwhite.bsky.social Ken, when was the last time you told a client you loved him?

Donald Trump is deranged. He must be impeached and removed from office. Republicans who don’t stop him will have blood on their hands, and anyone who carries out an order to bomb civilian targets will be complicit in war crimes and will be held accountable.

⚡️⚡️⚡️ DON'T FORGET TRUMP RAPED LITTLE KIDS & COVERED UP THE EPSTEIN FILES ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Written(and main character voiced) by the remarkable @cintra.bsky.social

The markets continue to be an idiot

1. I know the idea of "norms" went out with Cheers and technically there's no law about presidential medical disclosures, but the White House and its doctors covering up the president's true medical condition ought to be a Watergate-level scandal