This is Zephyr. He is a professionally trained bed bug detector. When he recognizes the scent of live bed bugs, he gives an alert by sitting and smiling exuberantly at his handler. We're pretty sure no one has ever been more excited to find bed bugs in their life. 13/10 (TT: emmercrew)

Jeffery Epstein was helping Tesla find new board members amidst the 2018 "funding secured" scandal, and his favorite names included Jill Abramson and Margaret Thatcher (who had died five years earlier) I am deceased

The @uaw.org has won a tentative agreement from VW nearly two years after workers voted to unionize in Chattanooga. Over 3,000 workers will get: - A 20% raise - Better healthcare - A bonus of about $6,550 per worker upon ratification And much more.

Name them shame them

Palantir stock is falling again today. It's now down more than 25% over the past month.

San Bernadino hub can now charge 200 electric semi trucks per day

They have made clear that it was never just about illegal immigration: they hate all immigrants.

If anyone is wondering, like I was… myshakespeare.com/hamlet/the-s...

Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday. It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.

Elon had probably already been to the island by this point, but inviting Epstein to tour SpaceX appears to have been his idea too ("as you suggested")

This is Remi. She feels so powerful in her snowsuit. Loves the satisfying swishy sound it makes when she walks. 12/10 diva material (TT: ferikitz)

today i learned that ski jumpers' heavily regulated ski suits are measured by taking a 3d scan of the size of the skiier's genitals and now some skiiers are being accused of shooting hylauronic acid into their dongs to get more favorable measurements www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot. I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.

Creating a timeline sticker of Elon Musk events and “I bought my Tesla here” arrow so people can be clear about when they reached the breaking point

so for everyone who’s got an “I bought this before Elon was bad” bumper sticker, did you buy your Tesla in 2012

the musk boys are never ever beating the allegations

Latest mirror from shortly before it was deleted: web.archive.org/web/20260204...

"the only way to save this country is to become even more divorced"

Tulsi called Donald after the raid and put him on speaker phone with the FBI agents conducting the active investigation. You bet it was coordinated.

Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult

2026: The concentration camps don't INTEND to kill the (illegally detained) prisoners. The deaths are merely a by-product of neglect, rampant disease, inhumane conditions, refusal to provide medical care, beatings, retribution, and transfer to foreign torture prisons and third world war zones.

Spanberger is a moderate Democrat who used to work for the C.I.-fucking-A. It should put the actions of Schumer and Jeffries into perspective for everyone. Are they Republicans? Because they sure act like it. They need to get the fuck out.

Exciting announcement from Jeff Bezos's reimagined Washington Post!

This is Milo. He has the reflexes of a sloth and the composure of a statue. Learning catch is going to take a minute. 12/10 (TT: milocrazy8)

Thread about why this crypto crash might be “the big one” 🧵

Read this whole astonishing document. it should be taught as an object lesson in what volunteering to assist a fascist government does to your mind, body, and soul.

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

between this and the Wyden post I actually do think something big is about to drop (may get 60% of Dems to support impeachment so keep your expectations in check)

It was @asharangappa.bsky.social who first put this idea in my head, but really starting to feel like they're gonna try to get Maduro to cop to some insane 2020 election conspiracy in exchange for leniency www.reuters.com/world/americ...

Kid Rock vs Bad Bunny Read the SHOCKING LYRICS!!!!

FINNEAS defends sister Billie Eilish amid online backlash over her anti-ICE comments at GRAMMYs: “Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24 year old sister said during her acceptance speech. We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”

Wyden was doing the same “hey, over here!” routine about the §215 bulk phone program long before anyone heard the name Edward Snowden.

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

Gonna take a little time to really lay the whole thing out there, but it's absolutely incredible to see Jeffery Epstein and Elon Musk's top PR person treating the Times like their plaything. Explains a lot, that's for sure.

Jeffery Epstein was running information in and out of the New York Times, in close coordination with Elon Musk's hired agent, amidst the 2018 "Funding Secured" fake Tesla buyout debacle of 2018. Hearing about stories before they happened, laundering Tesla talking points into reporters.

New “started / going” format

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

At Davos - Steve Wiktoff & Mark Rutter from NATO convinced everyone they were about to strike peace with Putin. Kyiv has just been plunged into more bitter cold and missile attacks. That’s what you get when you pursue ‘peace’ with a war criminal. Shameless

START is over: US and Russia no longer have limits on nuclear arsenals

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Drum protest in downtown Minneapolis organized by the Twin Cities Drum Collective. Another form of resistance as people continue to protest ICE and federal enforcement in the city. 1/2 2.2.2026 📍Minneapolis

NEWS Elon Musk and others LOSE their bid to duck depositions in DOGE litigation. Judge doubts protections for "high-ranking government officials" for multiple reasons. It's unclear they ever had that status, and Musk "left government service." Doc buff.ly/uhpSOTz

senators only do this when they're in extreme distress

When a whistleblower’s lawyer gives you a deadline and cites the statute, that is not posturing. That is the last stop before Congress. And they just pulled the trigger.

This may be my favorite television commercial ever, from legendary Scandinavian Airlines @flysas.com. This is the world how I imagine it, this is the world I want to live in. 🙏🏼🌍🕊️ #PeaceOnEarth

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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.

lol nasdaq is gonna speed run adding SpaceX to the QQQ index after 15 trading days (at which point it would represent about 4% of the total by market cap) They're gonna siphon passive flows from retirement accounts so that Andreesen and other VC freaks can cash out www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Mackenzie Scott should start up a news publication that just hires every Wapo employee fired

After Pinterest laid off 15% of its staff to focus on an AI-forward approach," several engineers at the company created software to track the layoffs. Pinterest then fired the engineers.