Old man neighbor apparently told Angela, “can’t remember the last time I saw your husband around.”

Wait I saw Caves of Qud first so I’m playing that

I’m going to play Dwarf Fortress

we are all jimmy kimmel, they just created 1 million jimmy kimmels

D&D campaign about temporal assassins hunting down history’s greatest liches while they’re still just wizards and then having to flee the timeline because you can’t just show up and murder a guy

Great thread about one of Christianity’s original sins - shifting from the truth (Rome killed Jesus) to a convenient lie (Jews killed Jesus) that helped curry favor as Roman power entrenched in the region

It is incredibly depressing how many Christians are so damn ignorant that the don't know that "Jews killed Jesus" isn't just a lie, it's a lie that's gotten millions of Jews killed. It is never, ever acceptable to say. Whatever you need to do to reconcile that within yourself is your problem.

The gift shop is just QR codes linking to trans girls selling stickers online

unironically this though I’ll leave a list with the family who are welcome

If I am ever brutally murdered, please make sure that my memorial service barely mentions me, most of my family isn’t there, and there’s a gift shop.

What if we went back to everything being on Internet forums that you pay money to post on. We’ll purge the owners every few years to avoid past mistakes.

I think what I hate about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is it treats preemptively burning Susan Atkins to death as a gleeful ending akin to killing Hitler, but like, she’s not even Charles Manson

I can’t wait for Walter Elias Disney Presents George Lucas Presenting Jon Favreau’s The Star Wars Mandalorian and Grogru A Star Wars Story

BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, to invest up to $100 billion dollars into OpenAI

dudes rock

Making this argument from the US is so funny to me

Polls tend to produce implausible results at the extremes in part because of “answer guessing” in which respondents who do not know their response pick one at random rather than say they do not know

Kind of floored at 3%. That’s literally below the numbers you get if you make something up on the spot and ask people if they believe it

Marx: LMAO Engels, more quietly: no but lol that is funny

The Large Adult Bopper

tfw your food falls over and you bonk your head

tfw your food falls over and you bonk your head

I watched 10 minutes of Swiped and this is the most 2025 coded 2012 ever. Microdosing? Too early, that’s mid-2010s Creed? Too late, peak cringe period before their reclamation.

girl cock-rock or girlcock rock

Conservative Panic Defense incoming

I didn't know Charlie Kirk existed until the early 2020s, when I learned about him and Turning Point USA while researching U.S. protest activity for my old job. From what I saw over the next several years, I came to detest him, and to see him as an important figure in the ascending American right.

being trans is awesome and trans people are amazing and gender is a dumb box and anyone who makes their own crowbar to smash it from inside is a hero actually.

It’s a massive problem that Democrats exist within a right wing media bubble that convinces them it will be popular to fight for conservative policies that don’t even have broad GOP support

People don’t like Ellen and don’t want to work with her what the fuck are you talking about

Boycotting Disney but just until they bring back Michael Eisner doing intro videos

The main lesson Republicans took from The War on Iraq is that they never should have pretended to be disgusted by Abu Ghraib

Tulsa Nobleman: what do you know about wind towers? Tulsa King Sylvester Stallone: I know they blow! Tulsa King’s Remedial Science Teacher: oh shit this is bad

Why does the Smurfs trailer have Ron Swanson Smurf say “we take no prisoners” before storming the castle? They executing Azrael as he surrenders?

The Green Mile (1999)

Not going to say what this is about but you don’t need to speculate who someone is talking about when they gave you the information to figure it out yourself

Yeah when I said “no entity should have the legitimate right to employ violence against the people” what I meant was “chaos reigns and everybody should do whatever the fuck they want”

If you overdirect your hair to one side it oooks very current but if you then put it in a pony tail, bam, 1985

I feel like part of the problem is that in the modern era, especially in the United States, people think that in order to count, they have to post about their activism or what they're doing. But here's the thing: you don't. 99% of what I do is stuff I never mention on social media.

hey guys check this out

wait why is the american government funding veterans affairs to begin with? i understand wanting to reward them but surely if theyre gonna fuck extramaritally that shouldnt be on taxpayer dime

Every Democrat voted to honor a man who said my wife was too stupid to fly a plane and would never be as smart as a white man and both of us should be institutionalized and forcibly detransitioned 🙃😒

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I can tell this site needs more sports knowers because everyone's been yelling about canceling Disney+ and Hulu all day and I literally haven't seen anyone yelling about canceling the new ESPN app, which was just rolled out and the success of which is existential for ESPN.

nobody saying "don't put your name on the protest list" means "stay home instead" and i'm not sure why that assumption is being made

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

Following @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social and deleting the original skeet to make this protest bit more confusing