Lol

Friend: I heard someone who sounded like they were voice training and my voice immediately got deeper Me: 👀 Her: what Me: yeah you’re right it’s not worth interrogating your reaction or that you told your trans friend about it

Sublimated my consciousness into the beat. Now outside because it’s really fucking hit in there minor wearing glasses so this skeet is a mystery to me

Going to go dance with queer people

Going to go dance with queer people

we need to have a talk about the presumed sexual availability and interest of people in trans spaces. this shit is unacceptable.

messaged someone I just met to do something sometime so I’m pretty much the queen of overcoming social anxiety

Comic Letterers should get cover credit.

if you are (or think you might be) a trans woman looking for information about transition you should really talk to out trans women who have transitioned and are happily living their lives

wait it should be possible but only if they revive mailing physical discs and that’s the only format podcasts are available in

good to see people show back up

watching a podcast on Netflix is not a thing that should be possible or even make sense

wait are you saying zillennial or xillennial

Investigator: it says here that a child used a voice simulator to commandeer the Enterpise? Picard: you must understand he was very drunk Investigator: that’s worse

This kid is awesome, actual hero.

Waiting for quarterly reports so I can see whether anybody finally outpizza’d the hut

this joke fulfills the rule of threes

people think he’s being homophobic but Gavin saw a problem rich people have and he’s fixing it

my guy this doesn’t even make sense rich people have pillows everywhere you can use

1 - I was shocked no trans girl attorney had taken my name 2 - if I ever create a blog I will call it Justice Alito’s Baby Girl Dicta and promptly be thrown in prison

I can’t quote post the last reskeet but an article about ICWA is the only place on the internet I was able to legitimately find my screen name (Girl Dicta) used before I created it. The phrase was “Justice Alito’s Baby Girl dicta” about a case pseudonymously titled “baby girl”

we had to create ICWA because of this

This says your accomplishments from this month are the same as last month? Yeah it’s the same as the months before too so I figured nobody was reading it

Yelling “concrete” at a 20 year old episode of Greys Anatoamy every time they say a kid is stuck in “cement”

There’s a non-zero chance Trump asked, in the Oval Office, “it’s milk you drink out of a hole?”

The odd thing about whole milk being conservative coded is I am sure they’re a market for conservatively branded milk, I just doubt there’s a market for the brand of milk as a commodity to be conservative coded

Trader Joe is some kind of merchant lord who sits in his estate while actual traders (your traders Jose and Giotto, for example) bring him goods.

I am CRYING laughing in addition to having a terminal case of Youth Ministry Font and giving me a headache due to no two lines being exactly the same size, I'm obsessed with how unhinged this list is. are we implying it's a sin to be dead?????

you know i try to live with an open heart but i just watched a guy take his shoes off at the movie theater

Wearing an iridescent sparkly highlighter and it keeps reflecting off my glasses and making me think I’m getting shimmery migraine vision

Wait did the people deepthroat the lawn gnome or did Babu Frick?

“Boy” who grew up in Olympia wanting to be a riot grrrl and then realized I can be 20 years later

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: Lambrini Girls Cher Propagandhi Sleater-Kinney Bikini Kill

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: Chelsea Wolfe The Mountain Goats Liturgy Weakened Friends Slowdive

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: Lambrini Girls Cher Propagandhi Sleater-Kinney Bikini Kill

McDermott’s winning percentage at Buffalo over ~150 games was 66%. This is historically great. Like top 20 in NFL history great. In the playoffs his win percentage over 16 games is 50%. This is obviously worse than 66% but 8 playoff wins is better than all but 5 teams over that time.

I love GM’s freaking out about the random nature of the playoffs and firing their obviously successful head coach.

Chief Medical Officer’s Log: my sister is fucking hooking up with the candle ghost

Captains Log: oh my god did you know Vulcans can live for 24 hours without a brain! You can even lightly marionette them. I have never been this excited

So for something good, if you’re in White Center check out Nacho Mama’s Fry Bread Cafe. It’s Native American owned and has great fry bread dishes (and white girl tacos)

My solution for ICE is called ICE Town and it’s a big concrete building in remote Alaska where we send the ICE agents

This is just describing the 1980s

One of my Facebook friends is a trans woman and a lifelong comics fans. She asked me which comics creators are allies. I want this list to be as complete as possible, so please post the names of the allies you know or know of. Thanks.

Don't accept penitent words: only penitent actions. If conservatives want to be let back into human society they all owe us a lifetime in service of repairing the damage they have done and the lives are destroying. You want redemption? Prove that you aren't an irredeemable piece of shit.

Thankful that I worked political comms before every aggrieved strategist had instant access to the public in their pockets

The Matrix is about realizing you are trans and Speed Racer is about transgender is like Ferrari

t4t means train for train

okay now I’m just going to laugh until I fall asleep

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca