Sad picture of a lonely, deluded man. Unfortunately we are all suffering the effects of his delusions. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌

At this rate, by next year the only actual majority opinion the Court drops will be a tense, singe sentence. "Because fuck you, that's why."

DEAR RESTAURANTS: Your servers are not volunteers. If you can't afford to pay them more than 2.13% of what you charge, you can't afford to run a business. Thank you!

Ku Klux Kourt

What's most telling about this exchange is not that Rod Stewart called Donald Trump a "rat bag" but that King Charles was delighted by that description.

Rod Stewart to King Charles on his visit with Trump: “Hello, sir. May I say well done in the Americas. You were superb. Absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place.”

Yet another great triumph for AI, justifying the huge data centers and their power and water use (just needs a few additional tweaks and we're good): www.wired.com/story/a-kid-...

From her lips to God’s ear: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/08/o...

Luggage tags for President Donald J. Trump International Airport:

its true that i dont understand how the supreme court operates. for example do you get the free RV and house for your mom before or after issuing favorable rulings? is it a *wink wink* deal or more explicit? these are the things the general public doesnt understand

Three weeks ago

We've had plenty of career politicians serve as Chief Justice -- former senators and governors, even a former president -- and yet none was such a nakedly partisan political figure in their role as Chief as John Roberts. He is a political hack and I'm glad hearing that simple truth makes him sad.

Asymmetrical commitment

There is a drug for what’s ailing this country.😂 #Rezyne

This is so good:

Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.

Right?

98-0 popularly elected Senators v. 6-3 unelected justices.

Mission accomplished. 🤬

Officer: Have you been drinking this evening? Hegseth: Yes—but I stopped drinking in order to drive home, which I understand means that I am no longer intoxicated. Officer: I do not believe that's how any of this works.

I'm still furious that Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg launched this war against Iran.

It’s astounding that Zelensky survived a full-scale war without ever having a ballroom.

Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.

One is obliged to note here that this is a revenue problem as much as it is an expenditure problem. Just so's...y'know...the relevant facts are clear. www.wsj.com/economy/u-s-...

Lots of alternative approaches to districting. But none will work without Supreme Court reform, because the Supreme Court is highly likely to strike down proportional representation, a federal ban on partisan gerrymandering, or anything. The text of the Constitution does not matter to them, sadly.

This gets right to the heart of the logic of the Roberts Court re-writing the Voting Rights Act into a statute that permits the consideration of race only if it is used to disenfranchise people of color:

The new statue of Justice has been installed in front of SCOTUS

as long as john roberts has his majority, there is simply no pro democracy reform that will survive the supreme court. none.

AOC tells PabloReports that the reinstatement of the agent who shot Renee Good is a reminder of why Democrats should not give ICE and CBP a dime. AOC: Every single person that that man encounters is in just as grave danger as she was in.

thinking about the gould quote again

Mexico didn’t pay for the wall, Trump gold cards didn’t balance the budget, there are no $2,000 DOGE or tariff refund checks, and donors aren’t paying for the ballroom.

They shot Alex Pretti ten times while he was face down in the street.

“You could say it’s an 80 percent reduction,” Mr. Trump said in January. “Or you could say it’s a 1,000 percent reduction. You could say whatever you want.” “When I use a number,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

We need a labeler here that lets everyone know. ACTUALLY WENT TO THE 2026 WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER

Sorry, I don’t see it. Does anyone else? Video: buff.ly/79hXEoA

Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

Pretty sure the D in JD Vance stands for Dunning-Kruger.

My giddy reaction to news of Victor Orbán’s demise is what’s known as a rehearsal.

Following Trump’s example of how to return traffic to the Strait of Hormuz, I’m going to unclog my kitchen drain by stuffing it with chewing gum and anything I find in my hairbrushes.

TRUMP: Pleeeeeeeeease unblock the Strait!!!” IRAN: “Ur,no.” TRUMP: “Well, guess what? I’m gonna block it myself!!! SO THERE! Checkmate, you stupid losers.”

I lol'd at this.😆