finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

thats obviously bait. but it does look delicious

Now reading: Two of the Four MacGuffins

mmm soup

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

Baguette swap

Ligmus test

ボルゾイの白菜巻き。ロールがんぼるぞい。 translation: Borzoi wrapped in Chinese cabbage.

cut that shit out pal

Terrible work, Agent 47. Just total dogshit. Don't bother coming in on Monday

Knurl network

hey

i am friends with the transgender woman. And she is quite nice i will have you know

Rockweiler

I heard they backed over jimmy donaldson in the driveway

Spongeguy

Hashtag Unc-reality

A couple of months back I was trying to park up in the city and a waymo was holding up two blocks of cars because it was waiting for a passenger and had decided that the entrance ramp of the parking garage was a good place to pull over

So-called free thinkers when the $500 a month thinkers walk in:

Stop posting the clip of rfk breathing like a sick old dog

GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂

this is my Youtube Standard English crown jewel. the absolute GOAT. "sturgeant control". when someone in the comments asked him what "sturgeant" meant he told them to "shut the fuck up". incredible physical appearance/video title/language skills/general attitude combo. it would be hard to do worse

I ulted my pants :/

We asked people who lived in homeless encampments that were cleared out in city “sweeps” to write about what object was the hardest for them to lose. “They took my baby pictures and my moms obituaries,” a man in California wrote. (Published Dec. 2024)

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

My Rottweiler puppy girl gf bit my age regression gf and I had to put her down :/

Alert - Alert - A million people think it’s “I could have swarm”

Marge :(

I wouldn’t miss it for the it

made with nothing but the sweet slop of the hog

guy who gets annoyed with other gamers pronounce "wild" (as in runescape wilderness) any way other than "will'd"

penile colony

What if I just dont believe I have the power to be his friend?

this is your pilot speaking. Are you mad at me.

Eating a handful of train mix

I heard alvin got caught in a rat trap and died badly

Steam authoritarianism

thank you jay thank you #vibecoding glad your shit never works

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Bananas don't even get visibly ripe anymore they just sit there fully green until one day they're all looking at you like this

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

Forced jollification erotica

Slop movie announced with hog confirmed as producer

🐠 #cupdate

So tired of osrs leagues taking up half of the dev time

Skip Bayless Shoe Source

GREAT TITS CAN AND DO KILL