Saw someone make a “joke” about Mama Cass’ death being caused by choking on a ham sandwich and you all do know that 1. That didn’t happen - a band manager made that up - they feared an OD had occurred and that would be worse, they thought 2. Choking is an awful way to die 3. Fatphobia is vile

I’ve eaten an edible and I’m curled up on the couch with my cross stitch and streaming music. What is this? A guy from Counting Crows really really really really really needs a raincoat. Should stop whining in the rain, waiting for a Raincoat Keeper to rescue him and go inside.

"It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life." - Phil Connors, Groundhog Day (1993) #groundhogday #groundhogday2026

Damn it, Phil. This is why we can't have nice things. #GroundhogDay #GroundhogDay2026

I'm watching the livestream out of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Phil, please. We need good news. #GroundhogDay #GroundhogDay2026

This sign's maker understood the assignment.

You don't have to subscribe to NYT to play. Come play this Scrabble-like game with me! Seriously - the real scrabble app stinks, as does the words with friends app. This isn't exactly Scrabble, but it's close enough! nytimes.onelink.me/B892/wx4gnljw

Completing my 13th book of 2026. #books #bookstodon #Booksky #bookthreads app.thestorygraph.com/books/c...

They just keep stepping on their own d*cks.

Beginning my 10th book of 2026. I'm certain that I requested this from the library for a book club or trading challenge. Can I find it now? Of course not. app.thestorygraph.com/books/6... #books #booksky #bookstodon #bookthreads

Went to an aquarium supply store last night and was delighted to see the staff in N95 masks and all customers still required to wear masks also. I wish I saw more places still doing this. The “Covid surcharges” sign behind the till particularly got me 😂 #YEG #CovidIsNotOver

Beginning my ninth book of 2026. app.thestorygraph.com/books/6... #BookSky #Bookstodon #BookThreads #Books

Beginning my eighth book of 2026. app.thestorygraph.com/books/1... #BookSky #Bookstodon #BookThreads #Books

Beginning my seventh book of 2026. app.thestorygraph.com/books/1... #BookSky #Bookstodon #BookThreads #Books

Beginning my sixth book of the year. app.thestorygraph.com/books/7d9b44... #booksky

App devs! It seems like from this (similar comments on Insta, btw!), music app Reddits and help forums, en masse browser switching, social media app feedback, and general OS/hardware customer sentiment, if you are trying to find the selling point for your tech, being anti-AI is a huge bonus.

It’s important to find your moments of joy in humanity, especially in dark and cold times

I’m not trying to tell anyone something everyone knows, but it seems like a lot of people don’t know that a couple of months ago it became possible to schedule texts on iPhone, so here’s how

Boyfriend’s 13-year old daughter at dinner: “you know, I think I want to come back as an invasive plant.”

A budget airline is now providing passengers in-flight therapists. However, there's a fee for carry-on emotional baggage.

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

Here is a lot of stuff you can do right now. (And remember, every day is shut the fuck up Friday)

now ICE is shooting people here in Portland too

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If you’re looking for some way to help.

Maybe I'm "woke" but I don't think we should tolerate masked men arresting people without due process and shooting innocent bystanders.

It’s vaccination day! I’m at Costco for Covid, Flu, Pneumonia, and Shingles. I had my first shingles shot last December, but then started getting sicker with my soon-to-be-diagnosed cancer, so I never made it back for my se ond shot. Here we go! #vaccinated #vaccinessavelives

I've left Threads for now. I couldn't seem to find/maintain personal connections anyway, but today was too much. Threads forces video autoplay. You cannot turn it off. There were videos everywhere showing ICE murdering a woman in Minnesota. I cannot watch videos like that - not and maintain sanity.

If a preventable death of any kind happened on the watch of a normal supervisor, they’d be in some deep shit and likely on leave already. I imagine Bovino is neither, though.

Anyone who says Francium (Fr) is the most unstable naturally occurring element has never corrected a misinformed man online.

Good people own their mistakes and learn from them. Humility and honesty should not be rare commodities. Nut up. Admit when you're wrong so you can grow.

the wiki entry for ejaculation has the funniest 2 second video i have ever seen in my life

Fifth book of the year. #bookthreads #bookstodon #booksky app.thestorygraph.com/books/3...

Fourth book of the year. #bookthreads #bookstodon #booksky app.thestorygraph.com/books/b...

Third book of the year. #bookthreads #bookstodon #booksky app.thestorygraph.com/books/8...

In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing. You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics. That is all.

Second book of the year. I've never read this series - blame the evangelicals for that one! My boyfriend bought me a lovely hardcover set of the first three books but I'm doing the audiobook instead, so I can start this month's cross stitch project at the same time! app.thestorygraph.com/books/3..

What book is sacred enough to be sworn in on?

I had trouble choosing my first book of 2026. What not tuberculosis? app.thestorygraph.com/books/c...

I just explained the true meaning of Christmas to one of my cats. He seemed interested, so I kept talking. Maybe I'm alone too much.

Oh goody another mass shooting which means the most ignorant dinguses to walk the Earth are about to blame it wrongly on *mental illness *SSRIs and/or *being trans To which I say *shut the fuck up *shut the fuck up *shut the fuck up

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