I need everyone to clap for me. I just impressed my mother with the spreadsheet I maintain to track my finances. This never happens because I'm her problem child who's bad at math and allergic to talking about money.

Happy anniversary to the best couple I know, my parents! Married for 36 years today. And if you ask them why they got married on Valentine’s Day, they’ll both tell you the same thing: it was an easy date to remember. 💘

Like many others, James Van Der Beek deserved better. He had to sell memorabilia from his acting career to fund his fight against cancer. No one—whether they're a celebrity or not—should have to do that to afford medical care. Rest easy, James. You don't have to fight anymore.

Minnesota still needs your attention

An AP review of crimes committed by ICE agents shows how their powers can be abused: One official admitted he repeatedly sexually abused a woman in his custody. Another is charged with taking bribes to remove detention orders on people targeted for deportation.

Can’t believe this needs to be said, but you shouldn’t use traumatic or tragic situations LIKE THE EPSTEIN FILES as a marketing ploy. Jeezus.

His co-workers, like his mother, must hate him so much.

In exactly one month, I'll officially be old enough to run for President of the United States, which is just so weird to think about, really.

If you work for ICE, you’re a beta loser, and I hope your prison cell someday is lined with LEGO bricks that are glued down.

Trump Weinstein Prince Andrew Glen Dubin Jes Staley Leon Black Les Wexner Alan Dershowitz massage on Epstein plane Bill Clinton orgy girl didn't attend with Tony Blair Howard Lutnick ponzi scheme money laundering Alexander Guest Jean Luc Brunel William Barr, present when a girl was raped

The antidote to this bullshit is being in community with our neighbors and not willingly participating in the surveillance state.

NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship. Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.

NEW ORLEANS — The Louisiana National Guard confirmed Monday that one of its soldiers left an assault rifle in a Bourbon Street bathroom while on patrol in the New Orleans French Quarter.

Someone joked that at this rate, the next Super Bowl halftime show will just be a big Bollywood production. And honestly, I'd be so down for that.

Surprised? No. Distracted? Also no. We know who Donald Trump is. He has proven himself time and time again. We will not be distracted — especially not from the fact that he is all up and through the Epstein files.

I hope he wins every gold medal possible. 🥇

What the actual hell is wrong with these people?

The Trump regime will never forgive or stop trying to punish people for the cruelties it has already committed against them.

I'm so sick of having this racist POS as POTUS.

Well Trump is very upset that so many people spoke out in support of the family. According to their attorney, the federal government has now filed a motion seeking to end the asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos.

the Swiss mixed doubles curling team is married and when their game ended the Peacock stream just showed them playing with their Curling Baby for like 5 minutes with the Olympics music playing

the number of academics who were in touch with Epstein really puts the (elite) backlash to Title IX's enforcement against sexual violence into perspective.

The Washington Post but it’s ‘The Traitors’

I can tell I'm hormonal because I just started crying over how cute I thought a few dryer balls were because they resemble hedgehogs. 🦔

I'm convinced that blister packs were invented to frustrate people with arthritic hands.

I love my home state.

"Four hours after his arrest, he was taken to a hospital emergency room in Edina with swelling and bruising around his right eye and bleeding. A CT scan revealed at least eight skull fractures and life-threatening hemorrhages in at least five areas of his brain..." apnews.com/article/immi...

That cuck is going to tear it down, I just know it.

January can fuck all the way off.

You can’t deport citizens. Some naturalized citizens can be denaturalized after a felony conviction. He is describing expulsion, a crime against humanity. It should not be subject to negotiation. Primary the entire leadership. Get them out of office if they won’t defend our rights.

Here we go again. Maybe. Hopefully not.

Normally I try to be patient but hold boundaries with the ‘I didn’t think he’d do it to me’ crowd but this just takes the fucking cake. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...

LOL this is so stupid. ICE agents will be a security detail? Those masked idiots execute people willy-nilly, so maybe we shouldn't send them to a global event where they'll probably cause an international incident...

It's amazing how I simultaneously feel over-informed and under-informed all the time now. 🫠

This is what I think of every time I see Greg Bovino now.

What I'm talking about, and what non-white people have been talking about for a very long time, is how it's only when white people start getting hurt or dying that people start to be characterized as "heroes" and "martyrs".

Hey so can the next administration make it a rule that elected officials and government offices/departments aren't allowed to use generative AI for anything, especially official communications? That would be great. Jeezus.

“There have been at least 27 shootings by immigration agents since January 20, 2025, of which 8 have resulted in deaths.”

We all wish for the same thing at 11:11 every time now, don’t we?

Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."

ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA -- our latest on the murder of Alex Pretti and the actions we should take right now:

Watching MAGA right now talk down the Second Amendment is interesting. They are trying to spin this in every way possible. In Trump’s America, the First, Second, and Fourth Amendment rights are now gone.

It has been confirmed that Alex was a lawful gun owner and did not threaten ICE with a weapon. Early video reports indicate the weapon was taken by ICE and shots were then fired to execute him.

If Trump wants to remove the worst of the worst from the U.S., I suggest he start looking at ICE agents since they’re out there blatantly executing people in the streets. The bonus is that he’ll simultaneously get rid of a lot of J6ers, Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, and Klan members too.

Once again, observers are not protesting. This wasn’t during a protest. He was murdered while being in his community and observing the out of control federal occupation of our city.

The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for ICE agents to kill a 37-year-old nurse, who was only there because another ICE agent killed a 37-year-old mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors

this guy is a terrible liar who genuinely believes he is great at lying

Don't cruise with Carnival.

Just an FYI to my peers working in social media marketing. 😬