ive called it coilmak and my brain thinks thats wayy too funnies

chu〜

here’s a nickel, kid: go get yourself a real gender

I should become a believer that the US didn't actually get people on the moon because that's extremely fucking stupid why would you put a fuckin guy over there

i was about to read a book but then i found a cool reading tracker app and then i found another one so thats 2 and one more so now i have 3 apps

boob o oo o o o boob b o o o o oo boob

boob o o o o boob

anyone who self-labels as a pet will show up on this feed

nom

the photos coming back from artemis II are actually the most bewildering things ive ever seen

dont talk to me before my morning scrolling

every day i learn abt a new kind of online person that exists. stop doing that put them back

new pds new me

you can understand theoretically that crows are good at mimicking sounds but you don't REALLY get it unless you've heard a crow mimicking a dog

PSA musicians and audio people: I've made a platform for sharing sound samples - feel free to share some that you made! sample.camp

if smart man so smart than why still man

>,.,< is my new favorite face

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anyoen who daer use aliern tcehnogly to defeet mewdareting empier wil b DESTROYED...with FIER

free tailscale users now gain 3 more users on their tailnet! (3 users -> 6 users) tailscale.com/blog/pricing...

This e-mail will find you, whether you want it or not.

family plan is a slur for polycule plan

me: my girlfriend has great taste person: oh yeah? what does she like? me: everything i like

A friend of mine wrote an awesome blog post where they ... try to evaluate every flake? you should read it!! goldstein.lol/posts/great-...

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hi guys this is my friend dylan carter. he went through a pretty rough accident a while back and lost his fingers. he’s been slowly getting back into art by learning to draw with his penis, and it’s amazing this is his latest pieces, “dirt" and "earthworm” everyone say hi to this inspiring artist

git using sha256 by default, just a week away

Women are so cute,,,,

passing allocators like they're an ipod during white elephant

when the horny transfem gc is fully of girls with the prettiest voices ever god ...

ⓘ This user loves Elphelt Valentine :3

i should talk one day

telegram claiming that it's end-to-end encrypted is such an insane psyop how are they still getting away with it

i hate the neovim community to be perfectly honest

detunes your loaf and runs away giggling

reconsidering nix for my own sanity

gender ambiguity <3

what level of autism is recognizing a specific voiceline from death stranding 2 as a reference to a line from a bmth song originally written for death stranding 1

TypeScript is the greatest language for zoomers because a file named "ahh.ts" with the contents "type shit = true" is perfectly valid

Test post from Samsung Smart Microwave TM

me when someone develops a speech pattern from spending too much time with me: YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT THAT'S HOW I SPEAK AND WRITE YOU THIEF FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

lew is tangled ‼️ plz elp untangle

only big tech i approve of are meowderation, t4t labs and witchcraft systems ✅✅✅

lua haters please get better material than "1-indexed!!"

i know we all love shit posting on here but like... no ~thank you

love bites:3

is the only way you can get your parents to stop treating you like youre 14 to just move out and not take phone calls