lies and slander and no leaking

the office server definitely needs more storage. crazy how fast you can blast through 500gb when hosting prod systems. yet i don't wanna take it apart. this calls for dedicated storage server

just calculated some exciting numbers. will prove them to be accurate before posting more about this math-bound hopecore

Test post from Samsung Smart Microwave TM

brave: I am pro first-name-last-name-linkedin-headshot-pfps

transparency logs for the office fridge so that when my spaghetti gets eaten by someone it’s cryptographically provable that my spaghetti got eaten

Reading wiki for whatever on earth this Alf thing was from atmoconf; "ALF is also known to try to eat cats, including the Tanner family cat, Lucky;[6] this later stopped after an episode in which ALF tried to microwave Lucky caused a child to try and microwave their own cat."

next atmosphereconf should for sure be in oulu or perhaps jämsä

dinner suggestions to get from a store to cook+eat at a houseparty please

zib zib zloob

“finnish girlfriend” (self-asserted) asks how the chocolate is

sorry to everyone behind me on this plane trying to sleep but i have to play mahjong on full brightness during flight nap time in order to get a high score and that's more important

turns u into a oyster and cafe’s u

wait kelp forest mentioned?!! who is up holdfasting their frond

i must go to an actual oyster cafe today before leaving vancouver. failing that, the beach for natural oysters. failing that, the aquarium

all the tranquil pds tests pass using our own embedded database. huge

copied from my linkedin: if you don’t slam your fist on the podium then your conf talk isn’t pogniant enough

how many breakfast sandwiches are we allowed at atmosphereconf, i’m on 4

WHAT

:P

pls don’t spread crabs

now that I have begun the own-db-from-scratch project for tranquil, I can call time: it took 3.5 weeks post-cloud-employer to lose all cloud-native brainwashing. maybe software that relies on so-called cloud-native deps is right in the midwit bell of corpos who want yet another microservice :P

they say "firehose", "jetstream", so the terminology for making it so that independent PDSes have an effective account limit of 100 to participate in relays will be "intentionally water-hammered"

big news in atprotoland this week

doing open source feels exactly like the story of the little red hen, so i was trained for this my whole life

ever since slug became plural i don’t trust them

forgot to post the jetbrains art market poster

wassup

[user who didn’t like systemd for no reason but now has a real reason] fashware is so over!!!1!1!

i am a factory and i output a sort of blue-green spiritual aura like the algae ..the spirulina kind not the toxic finnish late summer archipelago kind

soittakaa paranoid hei 🗣️

found the alice to my bob straight up a decade ago already, time flies

imo git should adopt DIDs officially as an alternative to the email based commiter identities. gits identity model is simple yes but painfully so if you ask me. its not very robust and email is a slog honestly ...

pi day!!!!!

Lewis✅ verified you

💭 i have got to stfu more

hey (don't wanna just say "test")

getting the experience of writing some apps is worth its weight in gold but writing a pds is worth about 70kg, maybe a little more after dinner tonight

hatsune miku server grade microkernel

pds that is able to run on a vape

it must feel amazing for the microkernel to be migrated off a kernelspace static capability table to CNodes in userspace

Hey everyone! Tranquil PDS Beta! We're in a spot where people use Tranquil every day. There may be bugs remaining, but they're hard to find without more users. The more people we have using Tranquil, the more we can improve it. Welcome, if you're feeling brave (and have backed up your rotation key)

helsinki’s public transport is running ads about the single-ticket price being as cheap as a bar of chocolate, as if that’s even cheap here feels in poor taste, would rather eat chocolate than take a single trip on a tram. ideally would like to be able to do both. HSL pricing is ridiculous imo

embarrassment driven development

“oomfware” “sisterware” brotherware. i am your bro & i made you some ware

FACT: you can just wrap everything in Arc. you can just do that. nobody is stopping you. think of how clean your code will be with no lifetimes and method invocations. Think of what could happen if you put an RwLock inside. Think

hiring not by skills or experience or at random either, but based on a tarot spread