tranquil pds is ready to be its own account advertising itself; i just haven’t been bothered to get a domain for it yet of course it has to be hosted on itself, and i was thinking of making it open registration too give it a couple of weeks

@debugman.wizardry.systems hey test test test hey

247 dev got me on #horsefacts mode

how it feels to work on tranquil pds

should i make tranquil pds generate vanity plc dids by default on account create

are you really living if you’re not ragebaiting every single boss you’ve ever worked with via linkedin shitposts

@nonbinary.computer hi is there anything i should know when using jacquard natively for a new pds i have questions

should i make a version of the pds that’s serverless?

wiring oauth scopes to my pds actions, anyone want anything

test post test post test post please like it or smth I'm testing notifications endpoint and other passthroughs

27 hitting hard when shaving head and learning card tricks are calling me like goblin mask

normalize not listening to anyone trying to convince you to use code that they have the same use-case for but aren't themselves using

doing business projects for love of the game and doing personal fun projects that have a clear path to ethically make money. hang on a second

finnish pds

who up having plex sans with ghey tirlfriend

guys get gfs and they become soft hope pilled wife guys in an instant it's so funny

pretending i know what facebook is

😩

I am writing to inform you that my association of _ will begin assessment to determine your candidacy of also being a _

having a codebase geared to scale, for no reason other than love of the game, is auspicious actually

my test suite pins my laptop at 100% for 5 minutes at a time

overengineering is so fun! and nobody can stop me!

aaaaand there goes the sun for today

if xterm is so good where's my waylandterm

that’s a czech i cant cache

I have a literal gun to my head connected to a rpi with a cron job that checks once a week if I've committed code that says "for the time being _" and if it's more than a week old the gun fires

the old ones are not happy

she has a reverse proxy to my heart

linkkari

boy who doesn’t like testing but also will be flamed alive by his programming idols if his code is wrong, therefore must copiously test just in case should a boy write a tiger-style test gauntlet to test code à la pucci made-in-heaven?…

We can be bees

placeholder post that i will edit on pds and then bsky dot app using my admin credentials to the bsky appview edit: hello

wearing the MIT extra thumbs not for their actual usefulness, but so that whenever anyone takes a photo of me it’ll always get flagged as AI bc of too many fingers

Data scientists are a plague when it comes to programming

out and about with no computer access; taking a break from programming for a couple of hours the mind wanders and settles in its usual spot about squid, octopus, other sea creatures

this just in: developer that wants you to use their app calls you stupid for using it in the way it’s meant to be used

who up uploading they blob

I shall be attending fosdem, I shall be bored on the surrounding nights if any organizations want to treat me to free food and drink

hot tip with rust dev: you can’t fuck up the complicated dyn trait / type coercion shit if you simply are too dumb to use them in the first place

large lewis model

sorting my bsky posts on my website by biggest bangers desc

your server isn’t dense enough queen

lewis components found to have major CVE

society looks down upon a sensitive little guy who wants to hoard shiny stones, gems, and metals

days full of meetings where you zone out and think about tropical fish & ecosystem

babe wake up we have a whole day of pleasing investors planned

i wonder what other crazy niche file formats are there for data engineering beyond just csv/parquet and friends

my brain has a bottomless stomach

my closet

looking for my unicorn ✨ (engineering manager who both used to be an engineer and is also actually decent at managing/delegating)