i found peace, harmony and serentiy through useing nix. it also just so happens that those are my friends names too

poor chiikawa

just slipped on a banana peel and waved my arms around in circles trying to regain balance for 5 seconds to no avail

- Alien? - !

who up glorpin thy glorper

i’m like The Magic Pudding if he knew how to operate a smartphone

i use catsky btw

just skeeted my pants

is firecracker stable enough to run forever if the host server is up? i think yes, it’s just kvm. what’s stopping the future of vps hosting being based on firecracker?

i think PDSes should come preinstalled on a free epyc server that gets delivered to my house and it tucks me into bed at night and calls me good boy is anyone working on this

when are they gonna invent a kind of woodchuck that CAN chuck wood?

beanpole

i got adopted by aliens and they installed gnarpernetes on my 6g chip

bangs are the mustache of the forehead

jmagine running separate VR applications in each eye, like the visual equivalent of hearing chinese bible in one ear and mozart in the other

pls boost to get us federated! ...wait a second

and she is here. the unofficial @catsky.social cat. i'll call her violet

Food review: freezer burnt chicken fried in vegetable oil with salt and nothing else - 6/10. Crunchy.

big day for the magicians and sorcerers guild

Thinking of getting 12-16 children and putting them into horrific situations as an allegory to growing up. Big robots and aliens have to be involved too

cat boy for @lenooby09.tech

mom found the free credit sock

i am morally torn by the practicing of necromancy in the witchcraft systems syndicate if only there was a tome or perhaps an omnibus that outlines why this is a bad idea

you will start coughing in 10 minutes /pos

how do I submit a talk proposal to kubecon which isn't a shitpost

“A rose by any other name would stink as good” - Shakespeare, about today’s appview discourse

good morning little ones

bring this shit back man

why bother with a node graph polycule representation of bsky friends when you can just infer who you need to add to [REDACTED] based on oomf skircle

in my fucked up twisted world evilbel is just isabel

pair programming isn’t enough i need to sit on my teammate’s head like ratatouille

can i say smth rq i crunched a number or two and being on bsky has accidentally netted me around 30 new, likeminded, kind, fun friends who are now all quite important to me i’m happy with it. “friend discoverability” is my only metric for a social app, alongside maybe memes, and “does the app work

is there a govt website that loads each page in 30s on atproto yet??

hey :3

😤

just moved to @witchcraft.systems pds! thank you for hosting me! and thanks @baileytownsend.dev for pdsmoover, worked a treat. :3

im honestly really happy that all the optimization i've done on my own software & infra has left me being able to run almost everything for just €5 a month without any compromises

i’m so happy to be here it’s so fun

Don't have money to support your favorite creator but still wanna help out somehow? 💸 - Tell someone about them & why you like them - Share some of their content - Send them an encouraging comment on one of their posts or in their streams - Draw fanart, or create something with them as inspiration

*lives in ur pod and eats ur bug*

we’re turning bluesky off this afternoon for everyone right @hailey.at? we all need a break

did you hit your macroblogs today ?

just got stuck in a box that was held up by a stick but at least there’s cheese on a tiny plate in here

Morning awaa^^

got a little… indisposed last night my squire kept refilling my wine chalice without regard to my wholeness

yippie, look!!!!